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2017-04-18 at 5:12 AM UTC in Well gontz
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2017-04-18 at 4:41 AM UTC in Malice
Originally posted by Malice It wasn't a shop, I used two simple tricks. In the one where I'm standing up I simply pushed my penis in and took a picture rapidly, possibly using that feature where it takes multiple sequential shots; a pretty simple trick. For the one with the tape measure and sign, I was using one my hands in a way so that I was pulling my scrotum a far forward as it would go with one or two fingers that were concealed by the rest of my hand or just the camera angle/cropping, causing the base of my penis to prematurely arrive. If you look at it, there are multiple signs that it's unnatural. The tape measure would actually more accurately be read as showing a 1.5 inch penis. You can also see that the head seems to be unusually large for such a small length, and that hair seems to grow to far up the shaft.
It wasn't that hard to do, to trick everyone, especially when they wanted to believe it was true, and, to be fair, it could have explained a lot, seemed genuinely realistic for someone like me.
i literally tried that in a cold shower and cant get my dick that small. it just looks like i have a bent dick.
Originally posted by Malice As to why I haven't been taking pictures. Honestly, my effective (free) testosterone levels were extremely low to begin with, but since using poppy seed tea daily my sex drive has pretty much obliterated. I swear it's probably been at least ten days since I masturbated. The urge just isn't there, I don't have thoughts of sex, view porn, masturbate (including not to completion), or really develop erections.
To put it simply, I can't get it up easily, find it very difficult to maintain for more than, let's say, 10 seconds.
youre broken dude. unless youre on bruce-jenner meds, you might want to seek professional help
if i went ten days without sticking my dick in something i would literally explode.
after two days i literally have physical pain in my ballsack, and when i do 'splode...theres so much it sprays out of the chick, and it makes my dick sore from all the pressure of the yoghurt spritzing out -
2017-04-18 at 4:34 AM UTC in Petition for Malice to post his dick
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2017-04-18 at 3:58 AM UTC in Cleveland nigger livestreams murder on FaceBook [raw footage]
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2017-04-18 at 3:58 AM UTC in SCronaldo_J_Trump Is A Girl
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2017-04-18 at 3:56 AM UTC in Well gontz
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2017-04-18 at 3:53 AM UTC in Cleveland nigger livestreams murder on FaceBook [raw footage]
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2017-04-18 at 3:43 AM UTC in Well gontzno, faggot
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2017-04-18 at 3:37 AM UTC in If your're gonna commit a break in or robbery...
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2017-04-18 at 3:35 AM UTC in Well gontz
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2017-04-18 at 3:33 AM UTC in Pention for everyone to post their dicks....ran out of bandwidth...
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2017-04-18 at 3:27 AM UTC in Well gontz
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2017-04-18 at 3:09 AM UTC in If your're gonna commit a break in or robbery...welp...no one ever thought of that before. ever.
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2017-04-18 at 3:06 AM UTC in cat pic threadwasn't there already a retarded flea bag thread already? if so....merge the fucking threads
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2017-04-18 at 2:53 AM UTC in Cleveland nigger livestreams murder on FaceBook [raw footage]
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2017-04-18 at 2:21 AM UTC in Cleveland nigger livestreams murder on FaceBook [raw footage]
Originally posted by Totse 2001 (shrugs)
the world is a shitty fucking place then!
We're all doomed. Pence and his visit to NK nearly sealed this. fucking moronic NK out there with their cameras irritating a high ranking official like that.
I kind of wish I live in Colorado right now.. with a mountian behind my house. start digging into the fucking thing. The world has gone over the edge it seems. Maybe it will be like the Cuban Missile Crisis and we'll just be that close to going off the edge.. or maybe it's End Game.
I'm gonna go get some chips and dip now. I'm broke and can't fix problems right now. fuck insurance sucks
if there's a war, it'll be a hot cold-war...proxies.
china already is on-board with the US spanking the naughty pudge-bottom...and Russia doesn't give a fuck about the rolly pollie fag... -
2017-04-18 at 2:17 AM UTC in Man beheaded, possible explosion, and Islamist flag raised in France.
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2017-04-17 at 11:30 PM UTC in Man beheaded, possible explosion, and Islamist flag raised in France.
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2017-04-17 at 11:23 PM UTC in Cleveland nigger livestreams murder on FaceBook [raw footage]
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2017-04-17 at 11:22 PM UTC in Cleveland nigger livestreams murder on FaceBook [raw footage]
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Why can't you grab a glock .. if the barrel is apart of the frame of the gun (Too short?), just brushing it to the left while giving a massive tap on the wrist could at best drop the weapon out of his hand, you then kick the weapon away and run like fucking hell or fight the fucking person. You're right, I'm not a gun person. It's just some advice that has some percentage of working over not working; if done right.
a 'normal' semiautomatic pistol can be broken down to the slide assembly, which includes the slide and barrel, and the reciever, or technically the 'frame' as you call it, which includes the grip, firing pin assy, etc. I'm guessing when you use the term 'barrel' you meant slide. the barrel is surrounded by the slide...either fully or partially, the way tauraus/beretta does. old german guns and stuff don't count.
and...a trigger finger moving a fraction of an inch is always faster than a hand moving several feet. meaning...it's more likely the gun-wielder will shoot the person trying not to get shot.
running from someone with a gun virtually guarantees getting shot
most semi-autos wont fire if the slide can be pushed back slightly...opening the chamber. it's called 'out of battery.' a gun firing out of battery causes really bad things to happen.
