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2017-04-20 at 4:01 AM UTC in How many of you have seen a duck penis in a bendy straw
Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol sick , i used to have ducks and didn't know they had penis's I thought they all had chloacas
in all seriousness...does your extreme level of stupidity cause you any physical discomfort? like...when you try to tie your shoes or do something more complicated than eating or shitting...is there sharp pain within your skull? -
2017-04-20 at 3:59 AM UTC in Restricted Posting Times For Captain FailFaggot
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2017-04-20 at 3:58 AM UTC in Restricted Posting Times For Captain FailFaggot
Originally posted by Darth Beaver I had a 23 year little white trash ho move into my neighborhood about 3 years ago in Florida. She was a smart ass arrogant nothing who got along with absolutely no one on the neighborhood. It took me about three months but I got rid of her. You kind of remind me if her. I would troll her right to her face and piss her off so bad all she could come back with was some lame shit about my nose.
But I'm going to tell you a secret she never knew. If it bothered me I would have had the VA fix it 2 years ago when they offered to have a plastic surgeon from USF do the procedures. The truth is I get more interest from women with my nose this way than I did before.
I know, I know, it's hard to image they could possibly be any more attracted to me than they always have been but it's true. Chicks don't care about shit like that when you have sincere charm, manners, and show them respect. This is something you should learn with that ugly mug your mom left you.
you need to stop listening to those crack whores youve been buying...theyre telling you what you want to hear because youre paying them. of course theyre pretending to be attracted to you...its their job.
real women that you dont pick up on a street corner in exchange for some crack rock, point and snicker when they see that blowhole youve got going on. -
2017-04-20 at 3:32 AM UTC in Retarded Fred: The Captain FailFaggot Edition.all yall need to have one big circle jerk then beat each other with your canes and walkers over who gets the piece of toast
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2017-04-20 at 2:41 AM UTC in Drunk mexican guy makes fun of the haha holocaustthat dude cackles like a faggot with a giant niggers dick in his mouth...no wonder you found this.
and...fuckin juden...no wonder nobody likes then -
2017-04-20 at 2:34 AM UTC in Do you feel that psych drugs are harmful?
Originally posted by HampTheToker My sister's currently losing her fucking mind while taking straterra, so yes, to a degree. My other sister functions just fine with citalopram, as well. It depends on the patient and the medication. I don't think my batshit crazy sister has been properly diagnosed or medicated, so her sanity is suffering because of it. To be quite fair, she's lying to her doctors, so you can't really hold them totally accountable for it.
I tried to have her committed yesterday, but she denied the crazy shit she said and did before she got to the hospital and pretended to be totally fine, so they let her go. She clearly doesn't want the help she desperately needs.
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2017-04-20 at 2:33 AM UTC in Restricted Posting Times For Captain FailFaggot
Originally posted by Darth Beaver The first two the Grand Jury returned a no bill as instructed. The next three I had more witnesses when we got to court. The prosecutions witness all failed to appear so all I needed was one witness. This time with the 3 counts in one incident it was the video surveillance that got me off. It cleary showed an injured man defending himself.
if by a pool cue protruding from a nostril is what you mean by injured...that was false testimony considering you enjoyed every second. -
2017-04-20 at 12:42 AM UTC in Restricted Posting Times For Captain FailFaggot
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2017-04-20 at 12:39 AM UTC in Restricted Posting Times For Captain FailFaggot
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2017-04-20 at 12:37 AM UTC in Restricted Posting Times For Captain FailFaggot
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2017-04-20 at 12:32 AM UTC in Restricted Posting Times For Captain FailFaggot
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2017-04-20 at 12:29 AM UTC in Americans turn a blind eye to the intelligence cult
Originally posted by RestStop No troll being 100% SRS I think there are supernatural forces/people/places/objects/entities and whatever betabet agency is just as clueless as the rest of us and these "things" objects or entities have more pull and power than any gov't agency ever could.
the funny part is everyone thinks there is/are some uber-sekrit, mega-super-powerful entities/organizations that control the world.
in actuality, the base explanation is human nature in a manner that has been practiced since humans evolved into bipedal organisms.
there are a small few of normal, everyday human beings who happen to be smarter, more motivated, and better capable of exerting their will and desires over those who arent as smart, motivated, or capable. in some instances, out of pure chance and slight degrees of natural laws of averages, these regular humans congregate together in mutually beneficial clusters.
that summarizes every single conspiracy theory and sekrit-society in existence, along with the ones not known. there are also individuals that never collate and remain single persons who engage in the same antics.
everyone else needs to stop elevating these people into deity status...theyre as frail and fragile...and mortal...as everyone else that was spewed out of a uterus. -
2017-04-19 at 8:30 PM UTC in cat pic thread
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2017-04-19 at 8:15 PM UTC in cat pic thread
its not my cat, so im not a faggot.
as in, any guy that owns a cat...is a faggot.
faggots
http://imgur.com/a/NhIxc
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2017-04-19 at 7:41 PM UTC in Hello everyone
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2017-04-19 at 4:54 PM UTC in ### Bill Krozby confirmed the biggest pussy on this forum ###
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2017-04-19 at 4:52 PM UTC in Hello everyone
Originally posted by aldra she posted about jerking off a homeless dude once, and he shouted that at the top of his lungs as he popped off
honestly that's about the only thing I remember about her, aside from Malice (I think) sending her titty pics to her mother.
I'm not even homeless and cant get some random chick to jack me off -
2017-04-19 at 4:49 PM UTC in Rocklin is on suicide watch
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2017-04-19 at 4:38 PM UTC in cat pic threadfaggots
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2017-04-19 at 4:34 PM UTC in Berkley pornstar punched in the face
