2017-04-17 at 5:38 AM UTC
Can someone please explain Malice to me in a nutshell? I haven't read all his numerous walls of text over the years, so I think I'm missing something.
As far as I can tell, Malice is suicidal, has frequent meltdowns, attempted to wall off humanity, and fucked a cat once. Is that about right? Why/how is he so fucked up?
2017-04-17 at 6:40 AM UTC
He is depressed. IDK what started it but i think self-imposed isolation is a contributing factor. He will say: Ha! I am a wizard of reasoning and i don't need people, besides they are disgusting. But i think he just needs a hug or a gf.
2017-04-17 at 6:43 AM UTC
*waifu
That makes sense though. Just lonely.
2017-04-17 at 8:33 AM UTC
he has a two inch penis. posted pix with a ruler on zoklet.
lol
2017-04-17 at 10:20 AM UTC
No I don't, I later revealed I was trolling. I think it was around when Zoklet was shutting down, and I didn't make a thread devoted to it, so most people may have missed it.
Of course I was aware of how people would react and that's exactly what I wanted, to sit back and laugh at the outcome.
2017-04-17 at 10:45 AM UTC
well yeah you would say that now.
2017-04-17 at 11:24 AM UTC
It was your dick, Malice. You claimed you would prove otherwise when you have your new phone which you do now but you rather spend time rubbing your clit to VR porn and telling yourself that you don't need humans to survive because your penis is in fact that small.
Shame and how you overcame it was an obsession of yours for years. Stop pretending.
2017-04-17 at 11:39 AM UTC
pretty sure you wrote malice on card in the pix. and it was no shop either.
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2017-04-17 at 11:35 PM UTC
It wasn't a shop, I used two simple tricks. In the one where I'm standing up I simply pushed my penis in and took a picture rapidly, possibly using that feature where it takes multiple sequential shots; a pretty simple trick. For the one with the tape measure and sign, I was using one my hands in a way so that I was pulling my scrotum a far forward as it would go with one or two fingers that were concealed by the rest of my hand or just the camera angle/cropping, causing the base of my penis to prematurely arrive. If you look at it, there are multiple signs that it's unnatural. The tape measure would actually more accurately be read as showing a 1.5 inch penis. You can also see that the head seems to be unusually large for such a small length, and that hair seems to grow to far up the shaft.
It wasn't that hard to do, to trick everyone, especially when they wanted to believe it was true, and, to be fair, it could have explained a lot, seemed genuinely realistic for someone like me.
2017-04-17 at 11:41 PM UTC
Re-post the micro dick troll pictures.
2017-04-17 at 11:52 PM UTC
As to why I haven't been taking pictures. Honestly, my effective (free) testosterone levels were extremely low to begin with, but since using poppy seed tea daily my sex drive has pretty much obliterated. I swear it's probably been at least ten days since I masturbated. The urge just isn't there, I don't have thoughts of sex, view porn, masturbate (including not to completion), or really develop erections.
To put it simply, I can't get it up easily, find it very difficult to maintain for more than, let's say, 10 seconds.
2017-04-17 at 11:57 PM UTC
You really put a lot of effort into making your dick look small huh?
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