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2023-08-06 at 4:53 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Bradley I'm glad meth doesn't affect me this way.
The awkward verbiage, and my inclination to use words like "verbiage", are 100% the meth and I'd be glad if it didn't effect me that way too... if that's what you meant. If instead you meant 'having spurious opsec concerns', that's just me all the time. It's not like I'm having a panic attack over here like "oh fuck i can't let them know i live on floor 6", it just occurred to me that I could tip less of my hand... so I did.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-06 at 5 PM UTC in "Ain't nothing you can do" - scholar raids Sikh owned storeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-06 at 4:27 PM UTC in I read a couple local newspapers and
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sean
I'm so fucking happy this is what my parents decided to call me, tbh. I could have been a Bill, or a Jonathan or something. I'd really have been screwed in that case. As it is, I can comfort myself by pretending I was named after an actor from a movie that "SpeAkS tO Me":
Instead of being named after the one I was actually named after:
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2023-08-05 at 2:26 PM UTC in The horrifying results of defunding the police
Originally posted by Donald Trump Who is he?
Cody Johnston, former cracked.com writer who also featured in many of their videos (notably: After Hours, where he and 3 others would chat shit about pop culture stuff). I can't lie: I'm a total sucker for the "disheveled lunatic funnyman" vibe he's cultivated (for another example, see: Charlie Day), but like... having my political opinions influenced or affirmed by comedians is cringe to me now, and has been for a little while. Like really cringe - levels of cringe rivalled only by the times I remember being an edgy middle schooler Linkin Park fan.
I thought he was also the one responsible for this video, which I've probably posted on the forums a few times:
But apparently that was Michael Swaim, another writer at cracked.com & guy who was in a lot of their videos (including After Hours, I think... or maybe only some of it). He also had a kind of disheveled lunatic funnyman vibe which, as mentioned, I was and am a sucker for. I liked him a bit better at the time, and way more now if only because rather than afflicting the world with yet another washed-up comedian reading the news snarkily, he had the good grace to quietly disappear.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-05 at 2:39 PM UTC in The horrifying results of defunding the policeLook, I'm not a complete asshole. I like FriendlyJordies and our politics probably couldn't be less compatible. Difference there is, he's snarky but... less so, and I also respect what he does: exposés, journalism. This is also why, as loathe as I am to admit it, I have also appreciated John Oliver from time to time (he's way too snarky and doesn't do quite the same kind down-and-dirty journalism that I respect Jordies for though, even if he is probably the closest thing you could find on a mainstream TV broadcast).The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-03 at 7:35 PM UTC in Do you believe in God?I believe God is real in the same way I believe the sky is blue. Which is to say I have empirically based evidence suggesting both things may be true, but if I'm not actively looking at God or the sky then I have no beliefs one way or the other. "God is real" and "the sky is blue" were both things I believed equally true at one point or another, but I don't believe (or actively disbelieve!) that they are true.
I have no faith, and that suits me. Neither the faith to believe in God's existence, nor the faith to believe God doesn't exist. If God's real, I really hope he's not the kind who thinks capacity for faith is of the utmost importance. Would be a real shame if everyone got into Heaven except people who weren't entirely credulous.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-07-28 at 11:57 AM UTC in Why The CIA was behind feminism in AmericaMarx, the perennial midwit: "What if instead of wolves eating sheep... sheep ate the wolves?"
Good job, Karl my boy.
Problem solved.
Sheep are herbivores, and I'm sure our sheep society will look perfectly healthy after we switch to the carnivore diet - it'll no doubt fill us with a vim and vigor we've never known before, having eaten only grass. Shepherds? Yeah, you're right, anarchy-bro: no gods, no masters. Fuck the shepherds. They were actually the ones keeping us sheep eating the grass, when we could have been eating wolf meat this whole time! They say the shepherds "stop wolves" and "protect the flock", but I saw Jimbo get eaten last week and that stick-wielding Bo Peep motherfucker keeps stealing my hair. Nah. Fuck that. Fuck this.
Let's chow down on some wolf haunches.
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2023-07-28 at 2:21 PM UTC in I just wanna see
Originally posted by Bradley I wanna see the following groups of people rounded up, roped up on the throat, and summarily dropped in a distance that doesn't cause the neck to break:
Pedophiles
Police Informants
Communists
jedis
jedis.
Says a man dark of hair and of unknown European heritage, with CP on his phone, which he recorded to 'have leverage' (ok bud) over his roommate - leverage which can only even exist if he's a rat! - and who fronts like he's [national] socialist...
I suspect I might be able to fill in the blank of your heritage, too; based on everything else mentioned above. (Likely Ashkenazi. Drop the crypto-jediry and stop LARPing as a nazi: you'll be happier openly embracing Bolshevism, the way of your people.)
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2023-07-28 at 4:42 AM UTC in "Suicide""Anarchy is the solution!"
Yeah, for a bit. Just like everything else. Anarchy is a power vacuum. We can deliberately maintain a power vacuum with some effort (nature does not abhor vacuums half as much as people think - look at space!), but eventually people will band together under a leader and the vacuum will disappear.
"Okay so totalitarianism is the solution!"
Yeah for a bit. Just like everything else. Totalitarian governance creates the desire for a power a vacuum. You can deliberately stave off decay with brutal measures, but eventually it'll all fall apart. If you have to use totalitarian measures, obviously it's going to be a dystopia for some people. But say you succeed in eliminating them: there's no need for totalitarianism anymore. So you get soft. Your kids get softer. Your grandkids get softer. And then your great grandkids tear down your statue and piss in its mouth - monster.
Your greatest hope is taking advantage of humanity's inherently weak ability to coordinate, but I've only seen how this can be leveraged to create an inescapable hell - not a utopia.
What hope is there?
Oh, and this of course is all layered heavily onto the creamy base dish of existential dread that is the question of mortality. Die and it all falls apart in your absense, live forever and create your own hell. Goodness is ephemeral. Beauty is ephemoral. This is the nature of the universe, not of man. Good must become evil, beauty must become ugly. Decay. Capture.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-07-25 at 4:33 AM UTC in TOTSE wasn’t actually all that interestingTotse was great in theory, terrible in practice. Philosophically noble, but degenerate in execution. And in that sense it was a profoundly holy thing.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-07-23 at 1:49 AM UTC in What strain are you smoking right nowI got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-07-23 at 1:40 PM UTC in Witnessed a Road Rage today
Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$P₳C3☆🐏꒰-■^■꒱v🐑🏴☠️⫷ᔕ🌟ᔕ⫸⚡5H33P⋆°✩🪐 i like well hungs threads better
LOLOLOLOLOLOL GOT HIM!!!
EPIC@!!!!!
THE NIS BAD BOYS HAVE OFFICIALLY RUINED ANOTHER THRAD GOOD WORK BOYS
hey fellas wanna start a gang?????? we can be BLEAT-nicks
think about it we are all scumbag steves with nojob that make girls and upset lil bitches cry. imagine if we pooled our efforts into a combined force and focused our energmies into productive positivity and trolling lil bitch, fucking lil bitches and uhhhhh i feel like theres a third dynamic here..,. oh yeah being lazy Pieces of shit umm.. ye ye ye being broke bitches ourselves but lets change the third dynamic by using our combined focus on the other two dynamics wut
you and the boys gonna be ridin around on two wheels through arabian nights into dreamsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-07-22 at 10:08 PM UTC in Feeding your pet tornado
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2023-07-21 at 8:59 AM UTC in What if you had a retarded ass asshole?
Originally posted by Rape Monster I wouldn't be shitting myself when I fart
bet, nigga
if ur bhole had a triple digit iq it'd be threatening you to make good butthole-related decisions. like "fuck it's late, maybe i'll just order taco bell" and your butthole loosens a bit as if to say "don't do it to me, dickhead". you ignore it and get in the car, and it lets out a quick lil hershey squirt to dissuade you from this foolish path, farts or not. you would become beholden to the unknowable whims of a sentient anus. what does it want? what does it *know*?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-07-23 at 6:54 AM UTC in Why don't you eat Salad every day?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-07-23 at 4:22 AM UTC in Why don't you eat Salad every day?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-07-23 at 12 AM UTC in Why don't you eat Salad every day?Because produce rots and gets moldy, and I do not like witnessing decay. Witnessing decay makes me sad. Very, very sad.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-07-22 at 9:57 PM UTC in I want to be elegantI probably could have theoretically just pushed it out in hindsight, but I didn't have the experience I have now and the pain was enough to make me scared of trying too hard. I even tried going in with a pair of needle nose pliers to pull it out.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-07-21 at 6:37 PM UTC in Reinventing yourself unintentionally every couple of years.
Originally posted by Bradley do you remember pressuring the girl to fuck those older men, sucking big nigger dick, or holding that girl at knife point?
I haven't done... all... of those things, anyway. Closest I've come to the first thing is telling girls to stay in relationships they were clearly getting bored with (because they were hot and I liked them, but I didn't wanna be the typa nigga who broke up their relationship).
And I mean, "I remember every dick I've sucked! I'm not some whore!" is funny and I want to say that, but... well... I remember something anyway. I don't remember the usual rendition of the story that has been recited back to me so many times, which sees me sucking a blind homeless black gay quadriplegic marine's dick or whatever the hell crazy shit y'all have added to the list at this point.
And look, "the bitch had it coming" is maybe not the greatest defense, but in my defense... the bitch had it coming. That is one of the few 'bad' things I've done which I have ~0 remorse for. Finding a socially retarded autist to fuck with and take advantage of for drug money is all well and fine, whatever, do you boo... but fucking with fucked up weirdoes is gonna have some fucked up weird consequences from time to time. She should be thankful she only got held at knifepoint, tbh.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-07-21 at 6:45 PM UTC in I want to be elegantI want to elegant, eloquent, and find the answer to where mashle went. Where you been hiding lil guy? I'm a big fan. Post pics of your hair to prove it's the real you tho.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
