2023-08-06 at 4:11 PM UTC
My mom didn't take me anywhere, cuz she worked in a factory and her vacation was getting off work, putting 4 Miller Lites in the freezer, and putting on Maury Povich. No bullshit, every now and then (like 4 times in the 16 years we lived together) we'd go to a water park for the day or she'd attack my downstairs neighbor and we'd go swimming at the hotel a couple miles away in Milwaukee, like every now and then we'd go out for a fish fry (at the bar)
but at no point did my parent say things like "Well, Bradley I think this June's gonna be a good time to see the Great Rocky CockNose mountain." and i get all excited and jump up and down and then we go there and I have a very vivid, beautiful childhood memory of seeing some great place.
Nigga we went to the water park in Milwaukee where there were so many black kids you couldn't even see the water. I wouldn't go in the bathtub to save my life nowadays but when you're a kid you don't know. I imagine what I could've become if I didn't hav ea violent, stingy alcoholic as my only provider.
that's why I Do greyhounds bro, I just start gettin drunk, lookin at the window, i'm normally crying off and on or passing out from intoxication, or both, so no one ever sits next to me unless they absolutely have to like if there's 1 seat on this nigger bus that's open, it'll be the seat next to me or when I see the bus is nearing capacity, i find the smallest woman I can and invite her to sit so that I have all my room space for my big ass legs and to lean on her and keep bumping her backpacks, I can't have some other big nigga next to me for the next 14 hours fuck that, this aint the prison bus I'll figure out how to avoid this shit. And then I'm doing drugs continuously just looking at the windows, and then I start talking and asking questions or talking loud as fuck on my phone and it's like how u gonna get mad at me too when im just a nigger on the big bus too
2023-08-06 at 4:11 PM UTC
Inconsistency is probably a better tack than trusting myself not to divulge true information. Probably be better to say something like I live on the third floor instead of conspicuously avoiding mentioning which one I actually live on.
2023-08-06 at 4:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai
Because I may live on a different floor, and I just wanted to specify that I live above ground in a building without giving away the exact floor upon which I reside. OPSEC and whatnot (not that I'm super good about that on a consistent basis - I might have said what floor I live on before, or scronny might have).
I'm glad meth doesn't affect me this way.
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2023-08-06 at 4:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley
if Vinny had a friendly cat that liked to be pet and kill mice and bugs and shit in their apartment complex, 1 old man would look around to make sure no one's watching him pet the cat and that thing would be in a black plastic shopping bag so fucking fast it's unreal, welcome to Laos.
That cat would be taking a hot bath in a pot faster than a starving Ethiopian to a free all-you-can-eat buffet.
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2023-08-06 at 4:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai
Inconsistency is probably a better tack than trusting myself not to divulge true information. Probably be better to say something like I live on the third floor instead of conspicuously avoiding mentioning which one I actually live on.
It's a hell of a lot easier to just tell them everything they want to know straight up and let them murder you.
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2023-08-06 at 4:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley
I'm glad meth doesn't affect me this way.
The awkward verbiage, and my inclination to use words like "verbiage", are 100% the meth and I'd be glad if it didn't effect me that way too... if that's what you meant. If instead you meant 'having spurious opsec concerns', that's just me all the time. It's not like I'm having a panic attack over here like "oh fuck i can't let them know i live on floor 6", it just occurred to me that I could tip less of my hand... so I did.
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2023-08-06 at 4:57 PM UTC
I've said it before, but I like... don't wanna be perceived or known about/of. Also part of me really has a thing for how I can effect people's perceived knowledge of me, idk. Like I just did a thing that probably won't be noticed, but if it was noticed could lead to fun assumptions from the noticing party. And as a bonus, the fact that I'm making this post would likely be interpreted in a way that it confirmed the validity of their supposition.
2023-08-06 at 5:22 PM UTC
About to start packing up some stuff to go to the rivahhh 💖💦
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2023-08-06 at 6:57 PM UTC
Me personally if it was anything else like an ear or a finger.. I would just laugh it off. grow my hair out to cover the other ear. but a Nose.. Damn.
It must be fun trying to see peoples faces and see who's got the balls to say "DAMN DUDE.. WHAT HAPPEN TO YOUR NOSE" vs those who can't keep from looking away like they're autistic and going ehh uhhh Nice to meet you, Sir. My uhhh (insert friend name, family member here) wanted to introduce me to you. ehh uhh.. Oh look, a butterfly. be right back.
just tell them you were born that way and "What kind of insensitive prick would ask me such a fucking thing" and then pause and start laughing and tell them "naw, I got into a fight"
2023-08-06 at 7:31 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by WellHung
Fucking a nigger
don't ur mom get tired of you diddlin her
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2023-08-06 at 7:57 PM UTC
finally got around to watching cyberpunk: edgerunners, so i been doing that. i knew it was already, but i can officially confirm: its good af. especially noteworthy for being one of like... a grand total of 3 shows that i genuinely prefer watching dubbed. sadly, in this case it's not because the voice acting is stellar quality that rivals or beats the jp dub - it's just because the japanese dialog doesn't use any of the setting's iconic retarded slang, really... but still. that's important. and don't get me wrong, the dub is good! solid, really. for an english dub. just a shame the north american voice acting industry seemingly only ever has like 7 people working in it at any given moment, so every character on every show sounds the same in every dub, i guess. idk. (tbf same issue with jp dubs, to... an extent - one which is definitely lesser, but not so much so that it's unnoticeable. also yeah it's probably not the same 7 voice actors every time, it's like the actors try to sound identical to one another - that goes for en and jp.)
not to mention the subs i got with my download were fucking awful. that's easy enough to fix, of course. I just wanted to mention it because JESUS CHRIST they are bad. and apparently they're the fucking official netflix subs that originally dropped with the show. lmao. the corporations really do be feeding us goyslop in every facet of our lives. istg, they just used some shitty speech to text software with the dub's audio to generate them. the dialog is literally unintelligible sometimes with the subs. they're in the same tier as the auto-generated captions on youtube. bitching an moaning aside, i'm kinda glad i got these ones instead of the updated ones - keeping them on while i watch the dub is funny af.
but like jfc people complain when streaming platforms do sensible stuff like "copy-pasting the dub's script and using that for subtitles, because someone had to localize all the dialog to write that and it'd be fucking dumb to do it again", so there should have been riots over the fact they didn't even do that much for a show this gorgeous (i cannot emphasize enough how fucking pretty it can be). paid localization team btw. fuck sake.
kinda sad though because i like these characters and you know a story set in night city ain't gonna have a happy ending. only a couple episodes left and i almost dont wanna watch the rest in a vain effort to spare fictional characters from feeling the pain of whatever their futures have in store. if i don't see the bad thing, i can just pretend happy endings exist. *sigh*
2023-08-07 at 12:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by POLECAT
don't ur mom get tired of you diddlin her
LOL
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