2023-08-06 at 3:25 PM UTC
i remember cuz i was there
2023-08-06 at 4:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Sean
I'm so fucking happy this is what my parents decided to call me, tbh. I could have been a Bill, or a Jonathan or something. I'd really have been screwed in that case. As it is, I can comfort myself by pretending I was named after an actor from a movie that "SpeAkS tO Me":
Instead of being named after the one I was
actually named after:
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2023-08-06 at 4:32 PM UTC
i love u hts ur funny as fuck
2023-08-06 at 4:34 PM UTC
i got named after a fucking clock tower in Milwaukee that was supposed to be the greatest clocktower in the world and someone was like "there's a bigger one in London" and they're like "the biggest one in the United States" and they're like there's a bigger one over there and it's now known as "the biggest clocktower in Milwaukee"
like why would you name your kid after the Bradley Clocktower but she did drive past it everyday in the late 80s/early 90s on her way to work (she'd point it out to me when I was very young and say "That's your tower" cuz it had my name on it.)
if I Have twin boys I'm naming them Bitch Nigga Killa and Bitch Nigga Eatah.
2023-08-06 at 4:48 PM UTC
It's actually kinda cool that your mom was nice enough to pick out the clock tower you're one day going to shoot a bunch of people from using a hunting rifle.
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2023-08-06 at 4:56 PM UTC
Please don't shoot up innocent people trying to get to their min wage jobs. Pick better targets.
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2023-08-06 at 4:58 PM UTC
There's no one inside the clock it's a bunch of gears and shit, like imagine the factory size version of a grandfather clock a bunch of polocks smushed into the top of the tower so other dumb polocks in the area would know how long they got to get to work. No one is inside the clock part of the cocktower.
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and im not gonna miss the top barn when it's the size of 4 barns ontop of each other bro. That's like accidentally shooting someone in the hand or foot, it's pretty easy to aim a 500$ pipe with a projectile flying out of it reliably, that's why you pay 500$ for the rifle lol
2023-08-06 at 5:01 PM UTC
You'd gotta be an absolute dumbfuck to shoot a 40 foot target's center at any distance and not hit the 40 foot target, like at that point you should probably focus on objects closer to you, like yourself. Haha. Bro if someone couldn't hit a building from a mile away, I'd tell them they're off the team.
2023-08-06 at 5:06 PM UTC
i got friends in upper wisconsin who WITH A PISTOL try to shoot out different parts out of a playing card because they're that good and do it so often they need cheap targets they're not doing this shit at 100 yards, but at 20 yards hitting the 8 of hearts and hitting all 8 hearts with 10 shots is kinda fucking impressive (to me)
u got kids these days with 30 round magazines that hit everything other than their target before it jams 18 rounds in, i'm like pfft the fuck wrong with these people
if u can't hit something in 3, dumping a magazine in public on your ops has to be the dumbest shit they regularly be going to prison for.
why not just shoot him in his car in 20 minutes? Nah they'll just dump a clip while the guy is in the liquor store with 5 other people and say that's part of the game, i'm like what the fuck that's horrible.
I had two customers (Different customers, different situations) pull guns on each other when I was working, but I knew I had a bullet proof cube and these were handguns so I just sat down and tried to stop shaking and took a sip of beer as I watched two different guys point guns at peoples heads and start screaming at them.
I didn't call the cops since they both left unharmed, of course but I was like god damn i would not do this job if I didn't have this fucking two inch thick cube protecting me.
2023-08-06 at 5:10 PM UTC
like imagine seeing someone in a gas station, so you put one in the head, run in there and start pushing it against their forehead while scremaing about "keeisha money" or "teeisha money" like if he fights back, you're not wearing a mask and this is all on 15 cameras and the cops are gonna want the cameras when he fights back and ends up in a puddle infront of a cash register in the 24 hour corner store you both live by
like how fuckin dumb is that? Why wouldn't you just follow him at a half of a block distance with a covid mask and execute him when you're in between street lights, drop the mask and take off the black hoodie, have a bright color shirt underneath, and go home where you safe for the next 45 years instead of in prison?
Niggers.
2023-08-06 at 5:13 PM UTC
I can see why a minority population of 14% makes up 40% of our prison inmates, but you can't try to educate them with this, they will get very mad and pop u wit dey .44 on deck. So I just watch.
