User Controls

Why don't you eat Salad every day?

  1. #1
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    It's Just A Test.
  2. #2
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Because I'm not a faggot
  3. #3
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Actually I did eat them everyday with baked chicken breast slices and no bread

    Lost a ton of weight
  4. #4
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Why don't you think about it?
  5. #5
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Because produce rots and gets moldy, and I do not like witnessing decay. Witnessing decay makes me sad. Very, very sad.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Drink the produce in a smoothie shake

    4 cups a day
  7. #7
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    I loved king salads but my false teeth make it impossible to eat raw carrots and broccoli and other tough veggies and cooking veggies is gross
  8. #8
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Meikai Because produce rots and gets moldy, and I do not like witnessing decay. Witnessing decay makes me sad. Very, very sad.

    Parent

    I thought you were talking about Semen.
  9. #9
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mashlehash Parent

    I thought you were talking about Semen.

    You're so fucking weird

    Go violate yourself then walk out into death valley
  10. #10
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You want to play with a wire.
  11. #11
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mashlehash You want to play with a wire.

    Yeah I'll twist it around your neck and limbs then leave you next to a wasp nest
  12. #12
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Why don't you go home?
  13. #13
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mashlehash Why don't you go home?

    Home is my car

    Goes everywhere with me
  14. #14
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by blob6106 Home is my car

    Goes everywhere with me

    Damnit, I want a car.
  15. #15
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mashlehash Damnit, I want a car.

    No you can't drive cause you're always high
  16. #16
    He can drive if he wants to
  17. #17
    Because my name is'n't "Ricardo with a billion bucks in his bank"
  18. #18
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 He can drive if he wants to

    he can leave his friends behind
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. #19
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    He can't drive and that is that.
  20. #20
    I like tuna salad
Jump to Top