I want to be elegant

1. 2023-07-22 at 9:42 PM UTC

   #41
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Get a job
2. 2023-07-22 at 9:43 PM UTC

   #42
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I'll give you a sandwich before you post back.
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   • DontTellEm
3. 2023-07-22 at 9:44 PM UTC

   #43
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Thank u polecat
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   • POLECAT
4. 2023-07-22 at 9:45 PM UTC

   #44
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Ya I didn’t hear about it when u were 15, nor do I give it more of thought than how embarrassing you are trying to insult me…so ya ew gross

   
   I'm left wondering why not shit it out instead of showing up at the hospital and making it official
   I mean its a sharpy was it lodged sideways?
5. 2023-07-22 at 9:46 PM UTC

   #45
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   You rip on a nigger
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   (what do you mean we're having an argument?)
6. 2023-07-22 at 9:46 PM UTC

   #46
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I love a good girl fight... but does this even count?
7. 2023-07-22 at 9:47 PM UTC

   #47
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Prolly a means of attention & for folks to be in his butt. Ew gross
8. 2023-07-22 at 9:47 PM UTC

   #48
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   -35
9. 2023-07-22 at 9:48 PM UTC

   #49
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Prolly a means of attention & for folks to be in his butt. Ew gross

   
   but like if you lost a sharpy in ur butt wouldnt you just poop it out??
10. 2023-07-22 at 9:49 PM UTC

    #50
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    “I have a highlighter in my butt can u DIG it out??!”
11. 2023-07-22 at 9:49 PM UTC

    #51
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Cmere
12. 2023-07-22 at 9:51 PM UTC

    #52
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Wow. It’s weird. I’m gonna chop of my balls but leave my flaccid penis… AM I A GIRL??
13. 2023-07-22 at 9:51 PM UTC

    #53
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by POLECAT I'm left wondering why not shit it out instead of showing up at the hospital and making it official
    I mean its a sharpy was it lodged sideways?

    
    I tried.
    
    

    Originally posted by POLECAT I mean its a sharpy was it lodged sideways?

    
    I drew a whole ascii map of the inside of my butthole at the time. It was kinda diagonal. And it wasn't a sharpy with nice rounded edges - it was one of these:
    
    
    Obtaining sex toys as an extremely closeted trans kid in 2006 was not in the cards, so I made do with what I had access to. 😤
14. 2023-07-22 at 9:52 PM UTC

    #54
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    we live and we learn
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    • DontTellEm, 
    • Meikai
15. 2023-07-22 at 9:54 PM UTC

    #55
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I have a trans dog. we don't get along
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    • frala, 
    • A College Professor
16. 2023-07-22 at 9:57 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I probably could have theoretically just pushed it out in hindsight, but I didn't have the experience I have now and the pain was enough to make me scared of trying too hard. I even tried going in with a pair of needle nose pliers to pull it out.
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    • POLECAT
17. 2023-07-22 at 9:57 PM UTC

    #57
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash You rip on a nigger
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    (what do you mean we're having an argument?)

    
    Mash potatoes how u doing baby? No one is arguing? We missed u
18. 2023-07-22 at 9:59 PM UTC

    #58
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by Meikai I probably could have theoretically just pushed it out in hindsight, but I didn't have the experience I have now and the pain was enough to make me scared of trying too hard. I even tried going in with a pair of needle nose pliers to pull it out.

    Okay well stop using dumb to insult ppl because ur obviously the dumbest & also EW GROSS.
19. 2023-07-22 at 10:02 PM UTC

    #59
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    april actin like she never lost a toy in her ass,,lol
20. 2023-07-22 at 10:04 PM UTC

    #60
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ya I’ve never had sex with writing tools . Even when I was 15 smh