Originally posted by RIPtotse
how is this even a question?
wariat is the worst followed close behind by the rest of the pedos [vinny, etc]
consider: wariat is such a fucking insane weird person that he probably poses less of a threat to children than vinny. he's def not mature enough to seduce a teenage girl looking for someone more mature than the boys her age - he's a mess of a human who's more fucked up than any of the guys her age. he's like teenage nympho kryptonite.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Fonaplats
One of my best friends who I spent 20 years with got thrown into a psych ward 8 years ago and I never once wrote him or called or visited even though it's only an hours drive. I feel like a dick but damn.
No, no, this is just self-preservation. Nigga like you can't be rolling up to the psych ward all casual like - they'll fucking keep you there.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Bradley
or just learn how to be nice and assertive, read half a book on interpersonal communication, and maintain 80% eye contact when you're speaking and 50% when they are.
When you see them again, don't smile and start talking, act like you've been there before, pretend you're a king, and just look at them, half smile when they meet your eye contact, and then reduce your smile while you sit down/they approach you.
If you give advice like this, I'm sorry, but I and many others are going to default to assuming you get no bitches. You'll have to forgive us that assessment, but we mostly just hear early stage incels(non-derogatory) regurgitating this crap at each other in hopes they can overcome their autism by... thinking in a supremely autistic way about the ways they should behave. Normal people don't think about this. They don't think about this to the point that if it's true, they wouldn't even be aware of it. Every single thing a young man consciously learns in an effort to pick up women is a self-defeating effort because playa, if you're consciously aware of this shit, that's desperate and fucking weird. Weird's not something that's likely to ever change about you, but you can do something about the desperate behavior part. Instead of being weird in the most desperate way possible, be weird in some other way that you enjoy and hope for the best. The sick truth is, you'll probably have better luck.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Aldra, you're our netrunner. I'll be a street samurai. Scronny can run drone or something idk. Find us a fixer, and get us a contract to raid youtube HQ.
We gon call ourselves TEAM NASIM.
And make BANK doing cyberpunk dirt.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by aldra
is that what you think that post is about?
In fairness to Speedy, your British-English spelling has me reading "legalisation" as "legislation" too, and I'm just a retard. He's an old man - his eyes don't work as good, on top of being retarded.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
I miss him too, after just buying that 14TB hard drive bringing my PC storage up to 21TB
>21TB
anyone w/ this much storage is instantly sus to me, because the only times i ever hear about someone wit a ton of storage it's a pedo with 20TB of child porn getting arrested
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Can you define the win condition for me? What do we mean 'succeed'? Do I need to make a million dollars? A billion? Can I just form a tiny philosopher's stone instead and ensure my perpetuity? Can I dissolve my philosophers stone into nothingness and myself with it? Is this material success or spiritual? What about just like... psychological wellbeing? Is that success? If I make a billion dollars and commit suicide at 43 because I'm miserable, is that success? If I make 0 dollars but live to 70 and die smiling is that success? Is there more than one kind of success? Can one succeed in more than a single way?
Anyway, it'd have to be one of our older users. Like Jiggs or Speedy or Spectral or Totse2k1. Not because they're particularly shitty, they just don't have the same amount of time left.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
O' Resolute One, slain by the incestuous spawn of father and daughter. A servant of Christ? You predate him, great King. The kinship is uncanny. Do not be predated upon by Him; by his assertion of kingship over kings.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by mmQ
like I challenge you to somehow convince me that being able to go back 5 seconds in a game of poker is somehow better than knowing what everyone has at all times
I go back 5 seconds, and then I go back 5 seconds, and I go back 5 seconds etc etc - "going back 5 seconds" is really "going back infinitely in 5 second increments". After our hands are revealed, I can just go back to when the cards were dealt with not only knowledge of people's hands, but how everything else about the game will develop. Not only is this better for poker, it is a downright god-tier super power.
(Obviously this is cheating and if you can really just go back 5 seconds but arbitrarily only once per hand for whatever reason then yeah that's kinda not great compared to knowing everyone's hands. Although, that said, even with some arbitrary cap on it, 5 seconds has way more non-poker utility so it's kind of better to pick for that reason. But if all we care about is poker, and with all the arbitrary restrictions in place that make it obviously worse than the other thing, then yeah: it's obviously worse. )
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
On a related note: how does "going back and fixing all my problems" work? Because like, if we're just talking "my adult consciousness gets beamed back to my 5 year old body", fuck dude: one of my problems is I don't have 10 million dollars, and my knowledge of bitcoin's future existence, 9/11, the iPhone, etc are going to make me RICH AF (yes, that's right, I'm not stopping 9/11 - I'm making sure we're short United and letting 'er rip as before).
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
You're of an age that the possibility of having your mind uploaded to an android is a slight possibility in the not so far future…maybe 50yrs from now it will be a thing.
I'll be long dead and all my wisdom and memories lost forever much like the other 100 billion that have been and gone…but in 50yrs every dumb twat will be able to be uploaded to an android shell of their choice…start thinking about what you want to look like…will you be short/tall/tallywhacker/robot titties?.
Only the wealthy will get to pick the top tier android shells of course, you'll probably be a toaster for eternity.
lmao
There's no point uploading yourself to an android shell. The only way of doing this that is even remotely sensible is an idea that I've only seen in one place before: a really fucking cheesy movie called Gamer from 2009. Spoilers ahead for a kind of old not really well-known movie, but the twist at the end is:
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Justice doesn't exist because it is a moral good, it exists because any ruler who does not provide it to the idiot masses he controls will quickly be thrown out of power and replaced with a ruler who promises they will. Our entire conception of good is warped by this sociopathic framework of control. We see these things as fundamentally necessary for a moral society, but the reality is they only exist because the shepherds don't want anyone instigating a stampede.
How likely are you to send money to a nigerian prince who emailed you? Not very. But enough idiots are that we have to make rules about that. There's nothing wrong with taking their money by way of trickery, really. Skill issue on their part. Grandma is less intelligent than some dalit in a scam call center? Maybe the dalit deserves her resources more. Maybe that is the moral good: resources flowing to those most worthy of possessing them. We only see it as evil because we've been conditioned by a society which panders to retarded grandmas.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
"The ones most suited to power are those least inclined to pursue it." Or however that quote goes. All I'm doing ITT is recontextualizing that far-from-novel observation as the impetus for civilization: it is not simply some emergent property of the system that efforts can be taken to correct, but the very nature of the system itself.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by β$Pβ³C3πππππ»κ°ββ Οβ κ±ππΏπͺ$H33Pππ
lets get married!
I really want you to remember how emphatically I said no when you said that this morning. I want you to never forget just how hard that no was, and reflect on the point of continuing this relationship. There isn't one. Feel free to fuck off whenever, you deserve someone nicer anyway.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
It's actually kinda cool that your mom was nice enough to pick out the clock tower you're one day going to shoot a bunch of people from using a hunting rifle.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
