Becoming a professional gamer, for lanny, my story

1. 2023-10-10 at 8:41 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   I used to smoke weed and deliver pizzas. I actually quit because some 10 year old kid answered a door to get the pizza and asked did I think I would be delivering pizzas when I grew up? Little asshole hurt my feelings. Had to quit smoking and find something better. I owe that edgy kid everything.
   
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2. 2023-10-10 at 1:07 PM UTC

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   Kawkasian African Astronaut
   Correct answer should have been "Yeah, delivering pizzas and fucking your mom"
3. 2023-10-10 at 1:15 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   should have told him you never expected yourself to be a child molestor too.
   
   then proceed to molest him.
   
   he deserved it.
4. 2023-10-10 at 5:16 PM UTC

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   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   I would have told that punk 1v1 me in minecraft right now or you're a fucking bitch punk
5. 2023-10-10 at 5:29 PM UTC

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   RandyCain Houston

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny should have told him you never expected yourself to be a child molestor too.
   
   then proceed to molest him.
   
   he deserved it.

   
   
   What if he answered the door naked?
   And he was already holding a pizza. It was a stuffed crust pizza and he asked if you wanted stuffed too.
   Then you both suck each other's bread sticks and eat out each other's chocolate lava cakes.
   Then the ninja turtles cum...
   
   What if he answered the door naked?
6. 2023-10-10 at 5:43 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by RandyCain What if he answered the door naked?
   And he was already holding a pizza. It was a stuffed crust pizza and he asked if you wanted stuffed too.
   Then you both suck each other's bread sticks and eat out each other's chocolate lava cakes.
   Then the ninja turtles cum…
   
   What if he answered the door naked?

   
   
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