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2022-11-02 at 12:43 AM UTC in Indians successfully stress-test bridge
Originally posted by slide22 wow fuck. you people are messed up. people died. let that sink in.
Honestly, yeah. Not just "people" either: Indian people. 134 of them. Wait, 134 of them? How the fuck do you live that close to water your whole life, and 20% of you can't even swim? Okay, maybe we can blame debris from the accident for some of it, but even if we blame half that's still like 70 people who died because they couldn't swim. And the death toll is still rising. WTF?
Shit. I got side tracked. Indian people died. Possibly quite a few brahmin men. The guy who was supposed to figure out quantum computing probably died in this. At the very least, the guy who was supposed to do tech support for the white guy who figures out quantum computing might have died in this. What if the day our white protagonist has his eureka moment, his (normal) computer won't turn on? What then? What if his brilliant, transcendental insight fades from his mind before he's able to capitalize on it, and quantum computing gets set back 20 years because he only has vague, dream-like memories of the revelation and has to fill in all the blanks before it's useful? What if 15 years later aliens attack and our lack of quantum technology is the reason we lose the war?
Indians need to take safety more seriously if they're going to keep making themselves indispensable to humanity's technological advancement. -
2022-11-02 at 12:11 AM UTC in ebin graffik design thread for my ππ π― [some reposted material]The average NIS user when they open this thread and see how shitty the pictures I want to save actually are:
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2022-11-01 at 10:14 PM UTC in ebin graffik design thread for my ππ π― [some reposted material]Made this for laughing at Trump supporters on /pol/ when Biden won:
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2022-11-01 at 10:14 PM UTC in ebin graffik design thread for my ππ π― [some reposted material]Made this to be the background in a silly video shitpost to explain why I'm interested in UFO stuff:
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2022-11-01 at 10:13 PM UTC in ebin graffik design thread for my ππ π― [some reposted material]Can't remember why I made this or where I posted it, but stinky chinky:
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2022-11-01 at 10:11 PM UTC in ebin graffik design thread for my ππ π― [some reposted material]I enjoy fucking around in photoshop almost as much as I enjoy being peculiarly verbose on the internet, but I usually don't save my work - I figure once it's out there, if it's good, I will see it again some day. Well, I guess I'm shit at making stuff in photoshop because I never see my fucking work again and sometimes I really wanna. To remedy this, I'm going to post my photoshop nonsense in here as well as wherever it's truly meant to be (I guess I might post some original stuff in here too if the mood strikes me, but that's not the goal for now). Unless I'm worried about op sec and linking some untainted pseudonymous account elsewhere back to NIS (and me).
I only have a couple things *actually* saved, and they'll probs end up deleted one day, so I'll post those to seed the thread ig:
My freshly minted jokerfied pfp in case I change it:
The Fonaplats Garbage Can Saga:
A motion-blurred image of the homeless nigga who stole it to go downhill karting:
Computer enhanced version where we can see the nigga in question:
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2022-11-01 at 9:53 PM UTC in π΄πππ πππππ π½πΆπ ππππΆππΉWait, fuck, I mean returned. I am rising from the ashes once more: Queen of the Mongolvoid, Meikai, first of my name.
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2022-11-01 at 9:23 PM UTC in Female morgue worker gets pregnant from raping corpse
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2022-11-01 at 9:17 PM UTC in Female morgue worker gets pregnant from raping corpse
Originally posted by Sophie If i ever decide to off myself. I'll make a dynamite helmet.
Ideally I'd want to be at ground zero of a nuke I made, but that's a pipe dream. Dynamite helmet is my more reasonable but still likely unobtainable ideal. What I'd probably end up using is the all new Meikai Brand Automated Firing Squad with Handy Headshot Helper (patent pending).
Originally posted by Kafka I want to jump from the Eiffel tower but they got safety nets now.
Why the Eiffel? Just an aesthetic thing? Or have you secretly calculated what that'd be like, and the tower is coincidentally juuuuust tall enough that you'd die without it taking so long to hit the ground that you'd have time for regret? -
2022-11-01 at 7:37 PM UTC in Indians successfully stress-test bridge
Originally posted by slide22 I think it was in 1986 that the 50th Anniversary of the Golden Gate Bridge occurred and something like a million people got to walk onto the bridge when it was closed for the day to celebrate. the fucking bridge had flattened out its design road arch.
I think they did the same thing for the 75th anniversary too but I wouldn't suggest doing it on it's 100th.
also, some people were jumping up and down.
SF is a weird town full of weird people. The Bay must have some kind of naturally occurring highly volatile neurotoxin in it, because it really do seem like living there makes people lose something. Not that what you said has anything to do with that, I just think the city should be nuked from orbit and this seemed as good an opportunity as any to advocate for its destruction.
Frisco delenda est.
Originally posted by slide22 whats that scientific term called where soldiers have to stop marching because the vibrations can collapse the bridge?
Not sure exactly but it sounds like you're talking about resonance (it sounds like what brought down Galloping Gertie anyway, only in that case it was the wind instead of boots). -
2022-11-01 at 6:38 PM UTC in Female morgue worker gets pregnant from raping corpse
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2022-11-01 at 2:43 PM UTC in Indians successfully stress-test bridgeman, structural failures happen all over the world. nothing too weird about that. but uhh... guys, if they aren't on shore within like 10 minutes of falling without a PFD into waters that [seemingly] calm, they either got pinned to the riverbed by debris and drowned or didn't know how to swim and drowned. corpse recovery is what's being impeded by the lack of electricity, not "rescue".
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2022-11-01 at 1:42 PM UTC in admin of kiwifarms, Keffals , was SWATTed
Originally posted by troon not true. no TRANS PEOPLE used that sight. did you ever even see it? they used the n-word and made people commit suicide. their admin, nil, could only get excited by hurtcore granny porn or something like that, and he killed a talented emulator developer called Neal with his bare hands.
you don't know shit
lmao i browsed kiwifarms from time to time. never rly saw the appeal, unless i saw people talking about somefing and needed DA SCOOP. da hot goss on chris chan or whoever. -
2022-11-01 at 1:28 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
the clown that the US military put in place.
smh. this may be hard for a 3rd world chink who lost half of their extended family in pol pot's killing fields to comprehend, but actually the US is not controlled by a soviet backed military junta. the commander-in-chief of America's armed forces has the ultimate say, and "commander-in-chief" is an elected position. the clown is put in place not by the US military or some liaison guy from the kremlin who smells like cheap vodka, but by the american people making their voices heard in fair and open democratic elections.
elections which are in no way possible to rig (unless an unpopular republican gets elected - only russia could make that happen). -
2022-11-01 at 1:17 PM UTC in Scron & Meikai are engaging in a transactional relationship...
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2022-11-01 at 1:12 PM UTC in Disinformation Governance Board
Originally posted by aldra lol, wrong
https://theintercept.com/2022/10/31/social-media-disinformation-dhs/
they just changed the name
"You really think the PATRIOT ACT empowered department that was created by George W. Bush to racially profile Muslims in the wake of 9/11 are saying they're planning on stopping white supremacist lies about police murdering BPoC?"
Literally do not mention any other subject when talking about this, and even progressive retards will be forced to be on your side lmao. Boom. Thank fuck they said they plan to target inaccurate information about racial justice, because coming at this from the COVID/Vaccines/Ukraine angle would just end up with the modal progressive retard trying to rip your throat out with their teeth. -
2022-11-01 at 8:23 AM UTC in Freud was an egg"I am going to say the N word."
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2022-11-01 at 8:21 AM UTC in Is Pluto a planet?
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2022-11-01 at 6:50 AM UTC in Freud was an egg"Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar, and like... what a disappointment those times are, am I right? Ha ha."
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2022-11-01 at 6:46 AM UTC in Freud was an eggShe sublimated her repressed desire to physically express the embodiment of anima instead of animus into her theory of "penis envy". She turned being box jelly into the idea that women feel dick envy. What a poor woman. At least she had cocaine to numb the pain.
