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Posts by Meikai

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    That said, I'd find it fishier than Gigi's box if you were to claim the pun was actually intended on your part. Maybe I'm just jelly though, it's really good.
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by slide22 Box Jellyfish?

    I like this, even though the "fish" part seems kind of extraneous. "Box Jelly" is much more concise and it's probably what most people call them anyway. And it makes the pun harder to miss.
  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven good person

    lies. slander. i wont stand for it.

    although... damn. it would be really funny every time i did something mean.
  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by slide22 Dont you have a good paying Job now? I think someone has been lying. Scron <—-

    I've worked less than 6 months in my very nearly 32 years of existence. I get disability payments from da gubmint, but that's the only form of gov't welfare I receive.
  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by slide22 Time to get your own place and get off of Canadian Housing. You chose not to be in transitioning and Scorn is holding you hostage

    You appear to have Stockholm Syndrom and I truly believe there should be a welfare check done on you. And no this isn't an attempt to SWAT. I truly feel this is happening.

    You are schizo lmao. Hostage shit aside, do you have any idea what the wait lists are like for affordable housing/rent-geared-to-income programs? i practically would have had to sign up when i was 18 to be living in a place like that right now.
  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sophie Also how the fuck does a corpse get a living woman pregnant? How does that even work?

    It's pretty easy for me to believe in corpse boners. Dead bodies do all kinds of weird shit. Corpse ejaculation, though... I would agree that seems like a bit of a stretch? Then again, who's to say how much pent up charge there is in a dead man's nut-busting muscles just waiting to be released? And who's to say what tools she might have used? We can make dead men twitch with electricity. Maybe a more careful application can make them cum? Or maybe the sex itself causes it somehow, like... working electrolytes from the (presumably coagulated) blood into muscle cells in the region? Maybe her pussy juice is just high in sodium and it works like pouring soy sauce on a dead squid?
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    why would i do that? i dont want scron to get hurt

    (no im not saying he'd lose a fight. participating in a fight is enough to sustain injury regardless of who "wins".)

    but also, bradlee constantly saying he wants to bang me seems like this'd make it more about scron's honor than my own. insofar as the fight pertained to me at all, it could only be in weird as shit caveman ways.
  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    new users unfamiliar with my histoire won't get it, and it def ain't gonna help the neurodivergent amongst us to correctly interpret all my posts in the appropriate insane/ironic/idiotic light, but its solid home run for the old heads.
  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by frala I AM SORRY

    nooooo reinventing the wheel is good! reinventing the reel is good too. it's a good joke, alludes to the source source of notoriety. it's got it all.
  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bradley I also would like a user title - 2019 BradleyB.

  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bradley I really think I'mma meet u

    not if i can help it

  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    If you meant "do you think there are 9 planets, one of which is Pluto" then no. That'd be silly. Eris is almost exactly as big as Pluto, so it'd have to be at least 10 planets. Might as well throw in Ceres at that point and make it 11. Do you want there to be 11 planets? You got a fondness of Kabbalah? You a shylock or something?

    (And of course these are just the ones we know about. There could be 100 more, and I ain't living in no "134 planet solar system".)

    Originally posted by Bradley i heard u have a dwarf weiner, which is a weiner, but very very small.

    Less correct than I'd like.
  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Yes. It's a dwarf planet. Which is a planet. But very small.
  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by slide22 Dude I have med-dick. my shit is shribbled up most of the time. Even if I took Viagra I couldn't get erect.

    lmao
  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I'm only here right now because I keep going on amphetamine-fueled rants which range in tone from schizophrenic to hateful. Messing around with words is fun. I like it a lot. Language is a game. Unfortunately, the part of that game which most "draws me in" is the competitive PvP bit. Disagreements. Mockery. Scorn. (Although I guess I enjoy talking about myself and my thought process a similar amount. Call dat PvE, I guess.) Problem is, I was getting into a lot of pointless, deranged arguments on social media and youtube. I couldn't help myself. And then I'd go to bed and feel ashamed and embarrassed to have been so obviously invested in an online argument, and to have so obviously been trying to make what I wrote sound good. But that's the fun part! Sounds good = good fun. It's tragic that people see my attempts at achieving π‘’π“π‘œπ“†π“Šπ‘’π“ƒπ’Έπ‘’ and assume I'm just some cringe autist who's trying to look smart to win an argument. It's not about that. I'm not just some cringe autist. I'm also very stimmy'd, and being a cringe autist is the only way I can squeeze some dopamine out of my brain at this point. And it's not like I can just go to sleep or something! What am I going to do if not type words?


    tl;dr: For me it's about feeling totally okay with subjecting you people to unhinged walls of text.
  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by frala Wait was that your user title at one point?

    yes lmao
  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    What you see: the 'rules based international order' is falling apart, and when it dies globalism will die with it

    What they'll see: my national government is falling apart, they can't even supply consistent electricity or keep food on the shelves at my local grocery store

    They will be looking for someone to blame, and they're going to pick the guys they entrusted to run the country. They aren't going to connect it with "globalism" - to most people, globalism is nothing more than a far right bogeyman. It's like a more tame version of the NWO, or the illuminati. Not quite associated with full-blown schizophrenia, but close.

    They will be crying out for salvation.

    And Klaus Schwab, not Jesus, will be there to deliver it.
  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    American consciousness had to be invented too. Painstakingly, through a masterfully crafted and disseminated national mythology of righteous rebels liberating themselves from monarchical oppression. Canadian national consciousness? Ha. It is so flimsy that one could fairly say it never even finished forming, and that without extensive intervention it could vanish almost overnight - subsumed by the far more vast, and far superior culture of America. This is undeniable fact. Indeed, it is the entire raison d'Γͺtre for "Canadian Content" laws like the proposed C-11 - they are the legislative gavage by which our government hopes to sustain "Canadian-ness" for just one more day, every day, in perpetuity.

    There is no such thing as a nation. They are memetic lifeforms. A semi-complex set of ideas we invented. And as is also true for biological lifeforms made from the genes for which memes are named, they are subject to the laws of evolution - survival of the fittest, natural selection. You cannot simply will nation states from the brink of extinction, any more than one could have willed the dodo from its ignominious fate. And that is where nation states are: on the brink, or rapidly approaching it. I would not be surprised if I lived to see global unification, and I'm not the kind of person who expects to live another 60 years.
  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    "They won't last long" indeed. It's already been, what, almost 80 years for the UN? Definitely just a fad. And that's just the liberal democratic capitalist 'rules based global order' version of globalism. The First International is like 150 years old. This sentiment isn't going anywhere.

    I don't get nationalists. I mean, I get the merits of nationalism, but I don't understand this flavor of nationalist which is completely blind to the inevitability of globalism and seemingly ignorant of how so-called "nations" even come into being. Do you know why the Risorgimento succeeded? Italian national consciousness. Which basically didn't exist before the 19th century. It was an entirely artificial thing, a product which had to be manufactured into existence. Terran global consciousness is (was) the same way. Intentionally manufacturing it at scale may have been a pipe dream 40 years ago, but we live in the information age. We have the internet. And this Terran consciousness has been growing in earnest, unchecked for over a decade (it's been growing for a lot longer than that as mentioned, but the advent of social media really sealed the deal for you chucklefucks). You literally cannot stop it. Do you think every person within the geographic area today known as "Italy" supported unification? Felt "Italian"? Fuck no. There were people like you. It still happened, just like it will again.

    You are doomed. Nation states are doomed. And you need to accept it. Swallow the fucking blackpill.
  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β €

    Cope. They already put a flag up you nincompoop.



    You idiots never change. smh
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