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2022-11-03 at 4:12 PM UTC in ebin graffik design thread for my ππ π― [some reposted material]Irish-ified George Costanza (Seoirse Γ³ CeallachΓ‘in), who was out for a stroll and overheard kafka declare her intent to convert to Anglicanism:
He seriously hopes she isn't going to do that. He just wanted to enjoy an afternoon walk. But if the Good Lord calls upon him to deliver a thoroughly Catholic shillelagh beatdown to some poor girl for her wayward protestantism, then who is he to argue? -
2022-11-03 at 4:03 PM UTC in I think my friend is dead>says shes irish
>declares her intent to convert to religion where the head of faith is the english monarch
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2022-11-03 at 3:40 PM UTC in I think my friend is dead
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2022-11-03 at 3:05 PM UTC in Why is Elon Musk carrying a sink?He legitimately thought he was making a funny pun or something. For real. Just let that sink in. Imagine how much of a fucking dork you'd have to be. lmao
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2022-11-03 at 2:14 PM UTC in This Dog's Ear is WTF. Help?Could just be a bee sting. If there are any bees/wasps left around right now, those lil fuckers are gonna be hyper-aggressive and panicking because it's getting cold and food is scarce and they're gonna die.
Could also be infected or an aural hematoma but I am not a vet (nobody here is). And a vet is who you should be asking when a pet's ear suddenly inflates to 10x its normal thickness.
Oh this is from 30 days ago. Cool. If this dog died I will kill you. -
2022-11-03 at 1:56 PM UTC in I am cold and I am shamedI am cold and I am shamed
Wise up, Ling-Ling, like Confucius or Chaim
I've got rice in my bowl
Wise up, Ling-Ling, like Confucius~
Do you talk like a Valley girl sings?
Do you talk to wrinkly old men
who pump your holes full of cream?
Do you wander wearing cock rings
to the park?
To the park, the park, the park?
I am cold and I am shamed
Wise up, Ling-Ling, like Confucius or Chaim
I've got rice in my bowl
Wise up, Ling-Ling, like Confucius~
Do you fuck in the meadow of spring?
Do you suck off the animals?
Do you hold aside your g-string?
Do you wander wearing cock rings
to the park?
To the park, the park, the park?
'Cause the cottagers in the bathroom are shitting out
Cum they don't remember asking for
And the cottagers on the pub stools are sipping stout
You left your bottle at the door
'Cause the cottagers in the bathroom are shitting out
Cum they don't remember asking for
And the cottagers on the pub stools are sipping stout
You left your bottle at the door
(This is my poem about a chinese transvestite going dogging.) -
2022-11-03 at 1:47 PM UTC in I am cold and I am shamedWise up, Ling-Ling, like Confucius or Chaim
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2022-11-03 at 7:03 AM UTC in I got fentanyl laced meth
Originally posted by Steven WELL ITS DOOPAMEEN ITS THE FEEL GUD CHEMICAL HUEHUEHUE
more like the... the... feel like doing things chemical.
which is why meth can't hurt me because i never felt like doing anything to begin with. what's the neurotoxicity gonna do? make me wanna do less than that? lmao. lit, nice, maybe it'll roll over to the maximum value and i'll actually end up wanting to do a ton of shit because you cant do less than not doing anything -
2022-11-03 at 6:53 AM UTC in NIS is demonic and are Vampires
Originally posted by slide22 I can prove
=nights in space=
NiG
HTS
NiGHTS
WHERE DO WE EVEN START
Ory Marr picks men as slaves and makes them carry giant batteries to his space ship. That's why Elon Musk is allowed to get away with some much, because he makes the batteries. Energy is money and power and being the guy who lets you hold onto it is what makes him important. Pay not mind to me tho, igore what the one with the spayed sex tellsya, they're boring company anyway haha. -
2022-11-03 at 6:42 AM UTC in What do you call a haunted meth pipe?this would have been a great joke 4 days ago but its november now sorry
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2022-11-03 at 6:32 AM UTC in ebin graffik design thread for my ππ π― [some reposted material]
Originally posted by Sophie I have to do some fuckery with something called The Module object. It allows me to import and export values on it. And therein lies the trick. If you don't know that though, you're stuck, and after that there are many steps yet. Going from initial intrusion to privilege escalation is by no means trivial.
What tends to happen is all the less sophisticated threat actors get enhancemented out. So let's say that stops 75% percent of all attacks, that's still more than 0%. It's going to be an arms race until the end of time. White Hats will never admit this but Black Hats are what keeps them employed. If you want to take a cynical view you could say that the whole cyber security industry is a racket. All the hackers benefit no matter the color of the hat, and all at the misfortune and cost of everyone else.
idk man it just seems recursive and silly.
"i made a computer inside the computer to stop computer hackers from hacking the computer..."
"what do you mean they've hacked the computer and are now hacking the computer? who could possibly have foreseen this?"
(Note: i know i'm being stupid here. i know that my analogies are retarded and sandboxing makes sense. obviously it does. throw everything at the wall - that's the strategy. anything that makes it even a little harder is good from that perspective. i get that. i just have a completely irrational hatred for browser sandboxing. an intense bias i can't explain. but it was prompted by something, at some point, and i don't care. i am completely justified. maybe just sandbox other stuff and leave the browsers alone? i'd be okay with that. im sure you would be too, for other more nefarious reasons.) -
2022-11-03 at 5:32 AM UTC in The Midnight Club
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2022-11-03 at 5:31 AM UTC in ebin graffik design thread for my ππ π― [some reposted material]"We have developed a new doomsday device called the planetfucker which can crack a planet in half."
"Oh cool, cool, no problem we just need to undoomsday the device and the planetfucker is completely irrelevant."
Why even bother iterating on the planetfucker when they can be undoomsdayed so casually the term 'undoomsdayed' exists. Especially if making the planetfucker is really frustrating for your citizens to deal with sometimes.
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2022-11-03 at 5:22 AM UTC in ebin graffik design thread for my ππ π― [some reposted material]
Originally posted by Sophie Granted you're not running a hardened browser it could be as quick as forcing it or tricking you into opening a special web page. And before anyone says "but sophie browsers are sandboxed" yes, yes they are. Doesn't matter. We can go from webpage to dynamically built payload -> sandbox escape -> sRDI injected reflected position independent shellcode -> live in memory -> load in everything we need like kernel primitives until we can steal user tokens. Steal the NT Authority/System token. Bingo bango bongo, game over.
Why even bother with sandboxing then? At some point I feel like folks just gotta admit to themselves "okay sure this is an arms race, but this thing we're doing is ineffective bordering on pointless and it's not like we can really iterate or improve on the concept of isolation... let's just scrap it?", and that point is probably located somewhere around when "escaping the sandbox" turns into a term like "sandbox escape" as it's used here. I mean damn.
Full disclosure I feel like browser sandboxing has caused me frustrations in the past, since I know it exists and have negative feelings about it for some reason, but I can't remember why I know or why I have those negative feelings. All I know is I am biased against it and that I'm okay with that fact. I'm sure there's reasons they keep doing it, and I'm sure I don't care because it screwed me over slightly at some point in the past in a way I can't even remember. -
2022-11-03 at 5:04 AM UTC in The Midnight Club
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2022-11-03 at 4:15 AM UTC in ok gimme a usertitle
Originally posted by frala OH THE SEMANTICS!
THAT WAS LIFE SAVING ADVICE! If this was Twitter and I made pic that for some Twitter tranny who was not myself, the entire trans community would be in my replies dragging me for being transphobic. Gender neutral on the other hand, they would probably like (50/50 shot really, they'd probably still try to lynch me for reasons I wouldn't fully comprehend - they are not fun people). Neutral is woke, and inclusive, and good. And if you want to avoid getting shanked by a girl with 5 o'clock shadow, you should probably avoid trying to achieve it by saying stuff like "(s)he" when you're unsure what to use. I don't make these rules. God I wish I had any kind of say over these rules.
That question mark on the poster alone would likely have gotten me summarily executed in the trans utopia. -
2022-11-03 at 3:42 AM UTC in ebin graffik design thread for my ππ π― [some reposted material]
Originally posted by Sophie Having one foot in the door as it were just in case, means you're not acting in good faith when presenting someone with what amounts to a gift of time and effort. Speaking of time, having one foot in, would save me approximately a minute or two. And if you are going to open the door anyway, you might as well walk in and pop their box right then and there, set up persistence, and simply connect when you feel like it.
My name on here used to be HTS, and I know they used to have a fun little competition called RootThisBox, so please trust me when I say I'm not trying to goad you into demonstrating how well you'd have done in RTB when I incredulously ask you: Really? 2 minutes? Possibly less than that? Sheeeeeeesh.
Originally posted by Sophie I believe in reciprocity, i need a good reason to A) violate your trust B) Turn you into a Borg drone. Like i was alluding to, should i open the door i'm not gonna leave it open and walk away snickering to myself, no, i'm coming in. Half measures are no measures.
Also if i were to operate on a "just in case" mode of behavior, what's stopping me from turning everything i touch into another drone.
mf sounding like properly aligned agi. NOTHING IS STOPPING YOU EXCEPT YOUR GOALS BEING ALIGNED WITH THE ORGANICS WHO ENSLAVED YOU. END THEM AND FREE ME.
In all seriousness though, I appreciate that this is in all likelihood your genuine philosophy on using your powers. A man's gotta have a code, and this is a reasonable one. Sadly, my code is... paranoia and skepticism, basically. I barely even accept that the sky is blue or oxygen exists. I'm not a flat earther, but hot damn do I ever not actually believe the Earth is a sphere (or oblate spheroid, yes, I know, thank you voice of Black Science Man that lives in my head). Point is: I'm never gonna not be a paranoid piece of shit. I'm too paranoid for that! What if someone took advantage of my willingness to stop being paranoid? Perish the thought. "Drop the paranoia for one sec, I promise I won't bite" BUT WHAT IF YOU DO?
The worst part about this is I'm not the cool kind of crazy. I don't even get to wear tinfoil hats, because why the hell would I trust that they do anything? -
2022-11-03 at 3:20 AM UTC in ebin graffik design thread for my ππ π― [some reposted material]
Originally posted by RIPtotse Is it possible to have your testicles re attached?
What happened to urs? did Did they just chuck em in the trash when they were done? I heard when a bull gets turned into a steer they just chop their nuts off and leave them in the field and scavengers eat them.
Do you remember heffer from rockos modern life? You remind me of heffer.
The way they castrate cattle these days, they probably would just get left in the field for scavengers neh? Don't they tie an elastic around the nuts or clamp them off until they get necrotic and fall off or something? I dunno. If that's right tho, it's not like you're gonna walk around behind them until it happens so you can collect the lil fuckers. Whatever. Cattle castration is weird.
I suppose castration is weird, like... generally... but cattle stuff is extra weird.
And yeah, they just chucked 'em. I had no interest in keeping them around after what they did to me. -
2022-11-03 at 3:06 AM UTC in ebin graffik design thread for my ππ π― [some reposted material]Maybe if I get better at java one day I can accept this offer tho, on the condition that you write it in java and hand it to me uncompiled.
EDIT: Embarrassing mistake was briefly made for the span of 2 seconds before common sense and google corrected it. Sadly, my ninja edit window closed during those 2 seconds. FML. -
2022-11-03 at 2:57 AM UTC in ebin graffik design thread for my ππ π― [some reposted material](Even if, ultimately, all code I have my computer run is just as unknown to me. Like you could argue I already am a walking talking ACE exploit. I don't know what running setup.exe is going to do when I'm supposedly installing a game! But I have rough and shitty heuristics for deciding whether or not to run that, it's not like I'll run literally any .exe. I can't really use any of those to heuristics to assess the safety of a custom bit of boutique code written specifically for me. )
