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2022-11-03 at 2:45 AM UTC in ebin graffik design thread for my 𝒜𝑅𝒯 [some reposted material]
Originally posted by Sophie Everyone seems to think this. And you're right i don't need to contrive a situation where you need to download, click, and install something manually. If i was actually trying to malware you and was serious about it you wouldn't even notice it as it was happening.
Let me paint you a picture. The reason for me saying you can pick a malicious program is to entice you with the allure of power. If i automate a process by which you can gain access to some remote hosts that have a particular security issue for instance, even if only 1% of all computers are vulnerable, that's thousands of machines that likely will follow any order you send them.
For the record, an abundance of caution is good policy when dealing with people who can summon the spirit of the computer with their spells. Contrary to popular belief however i'm not permanently trying to steal everyone's data, money, identity, and/or girlfriends/imoutos. I don't trust myself with that last one though but that's neither here nor there. Point is,i may be dangerous but i'm also pretty nice
I never even venture to do a mischief to anyone here, unless i am big mad with someone.
For what it's worth, I actually am more inclined to trust you than anyone else I know who could credibly make me a similar offer. And I figured you weren't offering to write me something malicious in hopes that I'd accept the offer and use it against myself.
I might honestly be the evil one here, like... if I were you, I'd include a little something. You know? A lil something to make it easy to mess with them. Just in case. What if I ever became big mad with the person in the future? No harm preparing for the possibility. "I'll probably never use it", I'd tell myself. "It's benign, harmless, accessible only to me - it's a stretch to even call including it malicious!" And if I do decide to use it, they'll deserve it! So including it is only harmful if they deserve it, in which case I should include it. That's how I'd see it and what I'd do in the case of people I like.
If I was even just ambivalent towards them, I probably wouldn't be able to help myself from actively messing with them a little in "harmless and fun" ways, just for being silly enough to run whatever I wrote. They'd deserve it. I will not speak of the depths I'd go to if I actually hated that person, because my ignorance makes it impossible to do justice to the level of harm I would seek to cause.
And like I said: the only kind of defense or security I'm capable of having an effect on is social engineering stuff. Even though you wouldn't need me to manually run a program, it's still not in my interests to accept such an offer. For the same reason it's not in a loving mother's interests to take a pill which will make her want to kill her toddler, or even just make her open to the idea of killing the toddler. My computer is my baby and while I might not be strong enough to protect it from every threat, it's exceedingly easy for me to protect it from myself by simply... not becoming willing to become a walking talking ACE exploit. -
2022-11-03 at 2:20 AM UTC in ebin graffik design thread for my 𝒜𝑅𝒯 [some reposted material]My preferred method of suicide, within the limits of what's likely to be obtainable by me (ie not vaporizing myself with a nuke):
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2022-11-02 at 5:24 AM UTC in ebin graffik design thread for my 𝒜𝑅𝒯 [some reposted material]Problems exist between my modem and monitor. Maybe between the keyboard and chair, too. But not today. Not today.
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2022-11-02 at 5:19 AM UTC in ebin graffik design thread for my 𝒜𝑅𝒯 [some reposted material]
Originally posted by Sophie I have a corrupt a wish thingy for you. Well sort of, the parameters are; you get to request i write you a program, benign, malicious, or useless doesn't matter. So wish granted, but every time you start it you have to sit through 5 popups that last 30 seconds each, and you can't close because no cheating. And the popups will have a random shitpost you made pulled directly from NIS.
If I had faith that executing a program written by you on my own computer would result in nothing more than two and a half minutes of popups glorifying my shitposting prowess, I would not be me anymore. I'm far, far too paranoid for that. Not that I think you'd need to socially engineer some contrived reason for me to willingly run a program you wrote. My security is probably full of holes, and while I may be too ignorant and lazy to patch up those holes, the one part of my security which I have even a little confidence in is my resistance to social engineering.
When a guy offers to write me malicious code, or non-malicious code, so long as I'll run it? I know I can trust him. No sarcasm btw. I absolutely trust that guy to hand me a program containing code I'd consider malicious no matter what I ask for. Not because I assume they're malicious people necessarily, but because y'all niggas can't help yourselves. It'd be silly not to include a lil summit summit for yourself!
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2022-11-02 at 4:54 AM UTC in EE-LON Musk takes over Tweeter
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now a bunch of radical left-wing talking heads, including Biden himself, are getting "Fact Checks" below their lies on Twitter. Hilarious.
I'm not seeing it. Are you sure you aren't just a confused old fart? Twitter is releasing a new feature called "Bird Watch" or something and they might have rolled it out to you for testing - it allows (approved) twitter users to add clarification/fact checks to any tweet.
Also the fact that the CBC is not flagged as state-affiliated media (as twitters own policy implies they should be) leads to me to believe that nah, this ain't happening. -
2022-11-02 at 4:20 AM UTC in ebin graffik design thread for my 𝒜𝑅𝒯 [some reposted material]
Originally posted by Sophie Hmm, wrong personality disorder is my guess. I'm overly sentimental sometimes, things i make get imbued with meaning as time passes. It's a little memento of the process, and the finished product at the same time.
Hmmmmmmmmm. I dunno. Maybe. I felt like I would be less careless with, say, a painting I made but... maybe not? I can't tell really, because I generally don't make anything else. Essentially my only 'creative' output is shitposts and memes. Could also just be that shitposts and memes are linked in my head, and saving all the dumbshit pics I make would in some sense be like saving a copy of every dumb shitpost I write. Blah. idk 🤷♀️ -
2022-11-02 at 4:11 AM UTC in ebin graffik design thread for my 𝒜𝑅𝒯 [some reposted material]Left: Day of the Woman/I Spit on Your Grave movie poster. Right: Edited for gender ambiguity, to better reflect (sadly) a usertitle suggested by frala:
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2022-11-02 at 4:02 AM UTC in ok gimme a usertitle
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2022-11-02 at 3:44 AM UTC in ok gimme a usertitle
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2022-11-02 at 2:53 AM UTC in The Official NIS 2A Thread
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2022-11-02 at 2:49 AM UTC in little known facts about vindictive vinnylanny please add a feature that allows me to remove thanks from my own posts i dont want the appreciation or recognition of a guy who'd watch his own kid brother get raped and do nothing to stop it
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2022-11-02 at 2:33 AM UTC in The Official NIS 2A Thread
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny there will be others in its place and the long tentacles of the law will molest on.
Don't worry, your pimp, Mr. Nadim is far out of reach and at no risk of harm from any law enforcement "tentacles". The only "tentacle" you need to worry about is the one between his legs you fucking faggot ass twink pedo. you deserve to die for letting that sick piece of shit rape and sell your brother. 🤮 -
2022-11-02 at 2:23 AM UTC in The Midnight Club
Originally posted by Bradley I'm not sure if I posted this (I've been drinking a lot) but I'm really happy you're OK. Love you Irma.
learning her name is supposedly irma was a trip
no wonder she fucks wit kafka. living your whole life with the name of a 97 year old landed woman of gentle birth has got like... at least half of franz kafka's usual themes covered.
shit is definitely absurd, and probably caused a lot of anxiety because it haaaaaad to have alienated her from her peers. fuck, is it even okay for me to refer to them as her peers? as a member of the gentry she might have me flogged in the streets for the disrespect of comparing her to the people of the lower classes. or worse, she might misconstrue it as me mocking her family's lack of peerage if she's a particularly prickly irma. im sorry you dont have a coat of arms, kaf. -
2022-11-02 at 2:07 AM UTC in little known facts about vindictive vinny
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2022-11-02 at 1:57 AM UTC in The Midnight Club'the midnight club' aka the 3 users who actually post here after midnight fuck this community is ded af
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2022-11-02 at 1:46 AM UTC in little known facts about vindictive vinnyhe is a cambodian twink named voan vuthy (possibly "van vuthy" im not sure which is correct). he currently works with his 14 year old brother as a "tour guide" by day, and gay prostitute by night. putting his broken english to use as a guide, his job is mainly inviting tourists to his pimp's jungle compound so they can shoot an RPG at a cow for $20 (he receives a 2.5% cut for every sale, but he's so bad at speaking english he mostly relies on his night job to survive). he's also responsible for cleaning up the mess on the rare occasion someone actually understands him and takes him up on the offer, and manually inseminating the cows on his pimp's estate so there's a constant supply of targets.
when his day is done, he's bussed into Krong Siem Reap along with his little brother and sold off for $2 a pop at the brothel his pimp owns. i'm not gonna go into detail on this because i'm not a pedophile, but suffice it to say vinny is a piece of shit for letting his pimp take advantage of his own baby brother like this. actually fucking disgusted when i learned about it, which is why im fine with dropping his dox. fuck him. -
2022-11-02 at 1:24 AM UTC in EE-LON Musk takes over Tweeter
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not everyone is well versed in homosexuality.
"homosexuality", "the revamped 'updog' joke that became a viral meme a few years ago and then remained a viral meme"
potato, potato
maybe you'd know more if your people weren't the result of a dysgenic genocide against anyone with an IQ high enough to realize that pol pot guy was bad news (ie everyone with an IQ over 75). -
2022-11-02 at 1:17 AM UTC in ebin graffik design thread for my 𝒜𝑅𝒯 [some reposted material]
Originally posted by Sophie Don't make me bust open my ebin vfx design digital chest of masterworks going back to the Zoklet days, fam.
I'm jelly. I legit don't know why I've been so consistently unsentimental about the stuff I make, but I'd wager like 98% of the 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓀𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝒶𝓇𝓉 I've produced over the years are lost in the anal sex of history. -
2022-11-02 at 1:07 AM UTC in Indians successfully stress-test bridge
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If someone tries to latch onto you in the water while they're drowning, hit them in the head repeatedly.
ngl at this point if I saw someone drowning I'd just let them drown (then recover them + try to revive). Not worth dying so some dipshit can take 5 extra gasps of breath before dying exactly how they would have if I'd decided to do absolutely nothing. -
2022-11-02 at 1:01 AM UTC in Indians successfully stress-test bridgeUgh this is bothering me. Are there fucking sharks in the river? 500 people fall in a river and 25% die? WHAT? HOW? If you were in the exact middle of the bridge when it collapsed you'd be like 300 feet from shore, which sounds pretty far I guess, but it's not. In reality, it's a bit less than 2 lengths of a swimming pool. If you can swim to one end of a pool and back and remain conscious after hitting the water, this is basically just a surprise bath to wash off a hard day's curry sweat. Fuck. I bet like 100 of the 134 who died knew how to swim, but the 34 who didn't know how fucking murdered them by trying to use them as floatation devices. As drowning niggas are wont to do. This is why you gotta teach your kids how to swim, man, 'cause drowning turns you into a fucking retard who will murder anybody within arms reach to survive another 30 seconds, even if that person was coming to rescue you and could have saved you.
EDIT: I guess 300 feet is kinda deceptive since it's a river and the current pushes you parallel to the shoreline, but swimming downriver at an angle and using that momentum to your advantage would probably make reaching shore less exhausting than 2 laps of a pool.
