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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    not a political comment, there's just so much going on in this guy's room


    I'm not sure if he's actually a volunteer or just someone who thinks they're cool
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes, cry. And catch your tears in a glass bottle. Fill er up to the BRIM. Carry it with you wherever you go, as a reminder of the pain and sacrifice of which you have given. Let the tears ferment and become TOXIC. Then, when the time is right, splash them all in her eyes in ONE FELL SWOOP, bringing your pain full circle to the source upon which it was founded, and then, you shall be free.

    Free as a bird in the night sky.

    Freeeeeeeeee
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  3. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Aliens are real n Chernobyl is a warzone. I always wanted to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R irl

    The meltdown story was a coverup. Putin seeks to unleash the eldritch creatures that were entombed within the sarcophagus in 1986. This was his plan all along.
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I always really liked this comic:

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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala It’s a bouquet of dicks



    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That or butt plugs.

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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    I would rather have sex with a 50 year old women who didn't really wanna do butt stuff but i convinced her to sometimse and liked sucking my wrinkly balls as much today as she would've when they were more perky wrinkly 28y ear old balls.

    Why not, my idea now, say ok i'm a 50 year old horny geezer, why odn't i go try to hollar at 35-45 year olds in my area?

    Like i'd rather have sex with QMWozny's Gigi than a dime model, like even right now, unless the porn model was drunka nd turning up with me and wanted to (unlikely) but if i was mowing wozny's lawn and he was out getting something to eat and Gigi was like hey can you take a break and come help me move somthing, and when i go in there i'm all sweaty and she's naked under a kimono and all the pictures of Wozny are face down on the dresser

    ya i'd go for that over 120$ for an hour in a motel room while some scary nigga listens on speaker phone from the parking lot
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  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    OP is a california cuck taking notes facxing it to the FBi for his faggot kike handler bitches YUP UHH TAKING MY NOTES HERE IT SAYS SCRON LIVES ON 1 DOLPHIN STREET AND §m£ÂgØL LIVES IN GUATEMALA AND OOOH WE GOT A TRAILER PARK ADDRESS IN INDIANA OH YEAH IM GONNA SEND THAT RIGHT OFF TO THE FIELD OFFICE THERE

    I bet even the police ignore when you call them, fucking schizo loser.

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  8. Bradley Florida Man
    This is how you take people who coudl've been your friend and ensure they will never be your friend.

    Why not striking up a conversation with him about something other than his current IN REAL LIFE LOCATION AND LIST OF PREVIOUS LOCATIONS.

    lol

    y u so weird john paul wozny
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  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
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  11. smokemon Houston
    Originally posted by aldra The Offspring

    I saw my very first set of tiddies at an offspring concert.


    After the tiddy flash incident, the crowd all smushed forward when they started playing.
    My package got mushed into a girl's butt.
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Your first mistake was buying a 1500 car and expecting it not to crap out on you
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.vice.com/en/article/9bdymy/hamiltons-pharmacopeia-804-v16n4

    Thomas Highsmith worked at a prestigious laboratory in Salt Lake City designing low-friction laminates for high-performance skis. In 2003, he started spending long nights in his lab secretly manufacturing a personal supply of etonitazene. Shortly after completing the synthesis, he became hopelessly addicted. He would show up for work clutching a 12-ounce spray bottle of etonitazene and fiendishly snort it throughout the day. Over the course of a couple of months, his tolerance escalated to the point where he was taking 300 times his starting dose. A coworker became suspicious of Highsmith’s odd behavior and reported him to the police. His etonitazene supply was seized, and he was prescribed methadone to combat the withdrawal. At that point, his addiction equated to 500 bags of heroin a day, and the methadone umbrella did nothing to deflect the 10,000-pound etonitazene anvil hurtling toward his head. Highsmith never received a criminal sentence because he was found dead in his home before his first court date. The withdrawals were so severe that he had killed himself to escape the pain.

    >Highsmith
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  15. PROOTS Yung Blood


    It is sooo good to see all of your smiling faces.

    How are you?

    If you can guess which country I'm in, I'll Venmo you $50!!!
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  16. https://www.downsights.com/call-of-duty-warzones-verdansk-based-donetsk/

    Looks like zoomers are being groomed to go game IRL in Donetsk.
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  17. Bradley Florida Man
    My suggestion would be to try to take an objective look at your life, from an outside perspective, devoid of egotistical favoritism, and think "Why am I like this?" and then kill yourself
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked browse ur phones gallery, should be a dedicated Telegram folder

    everything else went into /telegram/images or /telegram/videos, for some reason this went into /pictures/telegram




    description from source:

    This morning, Ukrainian soldiers broke through the southern front of the DPR and advanced to the Russian border. According to my information, they did this in order to descend from the place of the breakthrough, which seemed to them the most successful, to the south to the Novoazovsk customs checkpoint of the DPR, which they were supposed to attack from neutral and capture, and then hang the Ukrainian flag on it, immediately take the blind from the OSCE there and declare that Ukraine has returned part of the Russian-Ukrainian border. But something went wrong.

    Here is a video from the helmet-mounted action camera of one of the already deceased soldiers.
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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    If covid kills the queen the last two years were a net gain for the world
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  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    kill yourself?
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