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2022-02-11 at 6:35 PM UTC in Hot tinder girl serial killer in GermanyITs great to be slain by a dime piece but Let's be honest it would be EMBARASSING AS FUCK to get killed by an Uggo, like your family lying about how you died and everything they're so gross. Why doesn't anybody talk about this?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-11 at 5:26 PM UTC in Why do Niggers have horse cocks?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-11 at 10 AM UTC in Why do Niggers have horse cocks?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-11 at 3:07 AM UTC in Kafka maybe deadI want to snuggle with a Suicide Girl type chickThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-11 at 2:49 AM UTC in Kafka maybe deadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-11 at 2:38 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-11 at 12:17 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....Backpacking in PatagoniaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-10 at 11:43 PM UTC in I don't sit around wasting my talent.That, and i am always full of creative energy. A queer sort of creative energy because i generally get creative at destroying things.
Just finished building this and this will destroy a person. The initial explosion is relatively mild, i know because i picked the vessels depicted for this specific criteria. The plastic box within the box holds steel balls, the overall container can only be opened once oriented so that you are facing the path the steel balls will travel. I put a little thingy on the side, which can come off, so you can fine tune the angle in case you are aiming for the heart.
Don't mind the tie wraps, this is the design prototype, can't permanently stick the circuit board somewhere because all of this stuff fits in a really small package which is by design.
Speaking of circuit boards, the components you are seeing are a motion detector, three indicator leds, transistors and some other stuff that's useful. The motion detector sends a signal to the transistor when it detects motion, unless stopped by a breaker switch for safety this will cause the transistor to switch a 12v main circuit to which is attached my blasting cap.
If you want to be a cheeky bastard you can use the thingy to lock the steel balls in the upright position allowing you to load more steel balls, 4 as seen in the example is only a third full, a good 12 extra steel balls fit as long as you change the position of the plastic primary ball payload.
It may be interesting to note that one container for the HE has an entry hole for electric match. If you look closely a special piece of plastic tubing has been arranged probably redundantly but it has been arranged so as to maximize the chances of having a somewhat instantaneous sympathetic detonation, you'll notice the small plastic hard tubing.
For testing purposes i added some extra precautions, in the form of a temporary circuit that bypasses the detonation steps but still allows me to test the motion detector. The detector is set to 1 meter, this is because the improvised munition is the size of a small package and could be easily mailed out. It's hard to see from the pics but the part that houses the circuit board folds in over the rest to make a tight fit, total dimensions are about 10cm cubed.
Pic of the indicator lights, motion detector etc, in the dark for contrast. In case you thought i was bullshitting you:
Everything is in working order. If i remove the safety mechanisms after closing the little box of course, it's stable as long as the lid stays closed, but as soon as the lid opens more than 3cm the motion detector activates setting everything off in return. Remember it only opens if you hold it so that the steel balls are aiming at your belly or your chest and throat depending on how steep you set the incline.
Is it over-engineered? Yes. Will it kill a person? Yes. Is it generally pretty neat? I think so.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-10 at 9:10 PM UTC in Kafka maybe deadhaha did you know kafka was a lawyer
his life was truly kafka, esq.
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2022-02-10 at 6:22 PM UTC in Kafka maybe deadAhhhh, yes. Bikes.
Bikes bikes bikes.
You got your high riders and your low boys. Your 3 wheelers and your silly-tops.
Tandems and solos, unicycles, octocycles, pedal-pushers and engine-goers.
Red green blue and yellow. Huffy, Trek, Schwinn, Bushyfoot and Plikypoo. Dangly rainbow colored strips of ribbon dangling from the end of your handlebars with hot pink beads rattling in your spokes, the hot air flowing across your face as you ride across down to the shit pond as it's your only means to bathe yourself.
Ah, yes, bikes.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-10 at 5:38 PM UTC in lol im at this local pub here in maltaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-10 at 3:51 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionRiley Reid and the suger cube fedora babbyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-10 at 3:35 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionSouls are siphoning. Spirits begin to drain.
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2022-02-10 at 2:17 PM UTC in fuck tgose sycilian or maltese older bitches are hotThis is the Maltese he's talking about.
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2022-02-10 at 1:17 PM UTC in Users I like a lot and think could have a developmental impact on someone's lifeI ate so much red sauce between the great triangular food obstacle for the first 20 years of my life
The school serves red sauce coz it's good for the kids!
My mom after a hard day at work, knock off Prego/spaghettios/ raviolios
Then when I finally get a break and I'm in juvenile detention
WHITE RICE AND RUNNY CHILI RED SAUCE
ABBBBBBHHHHHHHHThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-10 at 12:46 PM UTC in Kafka maybe deadYeah Kafka is pretty dope and brings alot don't get me wrong but goddam, some of the posts after the ice cream leggings would make wariat blushThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-10 at 12:29 PM UTC in Users I like a lot and think could have a developmental impact on someone's lifeRemember the Edward James AlamoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-10 at 12:15 PM UTC in what would you do if you met this chickBO$$ BITCH MONEY was another thing she would write on like her 12 year old daughters and yell and like explain to a 40 year old mother of 2 that it makes ME look like a dumbfuck to use money signs as letters, refer to your daughter by profanity as some fucked up compliment, tag me in the shit. I'm like if you ever left the ghetto you would've noted that this behavior is pretty trashy and makes our whole household appear retarded.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-10 at 12:06 PM UTC in Users I like a lot and think could have a developmental impact on someone's lifeEdward James AlmondThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-10 at 3:16 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
