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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. whats with you n snowmobiles, OG?
  2. Originally posted by Wariat So after i cut my finger yesterday i went to the main street here in town me wnd star trek hung out at and run into my old homie who had drugs i bought half gram of mefodrome off of but later he gave me like more to try and shit so i basically got a gram for half price. Anyway my jacking off problem continued all the time i was in the bathroom jacking off in a bar so loud everyone knew and heard me.



    Originally posted by Wariat Im surrised those guys wven want anything to do wirh me i become like a straight pervert on that shit wnd think of the filthiest shit ive ever seen in porn or wven worse make up scenarios in my mind. For instance i wqs thibkibg of a young braud being told she wirher has to war shit or take a horse cock up her ass and two guys holding her whike the big dick gors in just sick disgusting evil shit comes to my mind on that stuff.



    Originally posted by Wariat I found this spot near the street that you couls go into like i imagine i could take a prostitute in there or ofder chick money as its dark at night and incisible and a small hole exists to get in. I was there jerkiny off latwr pretendibg a chick wqs auxking my dick lickinf my ass and shit and imagined a scenario where a desperate chick is alone at night wnd we go there.
  3. Anvil and Hammer
  4. Originally posted by Sweet I don't even think she's actually autistic. That's not an excuse for being a stupid bitch. Autistic people can be cool but actual auts don't enjoy leaning on their 'tism.

    Autism is a standard excuse for boring shitheels.

    I mean she does remind me a bit of malice, so im inclined to agree. But yes-not an excuse.
  5. I do a sugar scub at least once a week and then slather my entire body with argan oil and superberry hydrate+glow dream mask. I still get cracks on my knuckles n palms but thats just calluses that never go away
  6. I need to find a supplement stack to increase my load volume bc its been prettylackluster as of late and i do like to admire my handiwork
  7. A lot of black girls have a thing for trashy white boys. The last black chick i banged wanted me to punch her and call her nigger, but she also gave me herpes so there were pros and cons.

    Anyway good luck to you bradley and may your ropes be plentiful
  8. “With a rope around the neck its much harder to pull me off. Only i can yank myself off.”

    - Dalai Lama
  9. BARE-IT M69A55
  10. SMEG N WETSON
  11. COCK 19
    COCKSBERG
  12. Idk Im more inclined to just marry a stranger n see how that goes. Do that a few times n eventually something miht turn out.
  13. Im experiencing a SEXUAL RENAISSANCE. The CITY is my CANVAS.
  14. Also I hate lube. ill slap a handful of spit on there at most, but deep down i also kind of want it to hurt a bit.
  15. Originally posted by Bradley does no one care that i kicked out a cruisers window after lubing up my wrist and escaping infront of all my friends and then no one told on me

    Bradley keeps lube tucked in between his ass cheeks for just such a situation. Like a gayer McGuyver.
  16. ily faggot
  17. Originally posted by Sweet That honestly sounds a bit cringe and part of what started getting so gay about Cumtown.

    Im probably just very easy to please.

    One bit was about abortion still being legal in NY. And its a good thing bc there are a lot of retarded dagos there. They had to create PSAs to tell these people to stop flushing food and olive oil down the drain. Between the tons of flushed raviolis and all the aborted fetuses, im pretty sure thats the real ninja turtles origin story.

    But the real gem was seeing him get super uncomfortable as some drunk mexican with a chin strap yelled that mullen was his hero and he loved him.
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