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Everyone knows I'm good in the hood.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks, my community has six white people total. No one saw this coming lol

  2. #2
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I like living in the hood better than anywhere else, the burbs and the sticks tend to get boring at times
  3. #3
    Alice Yung Blood
    I live downtown around a bunch of homeless people, mixed race international
  4. #4
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I've lived in this house for 6 months and haven't even spoke to a neighbour yet
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  5. #5
    *morgan freeman voice*

    "Unbeknownst to young Bradley, it was not -in fact- all good in the hood".
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  6. #6
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    The hood sucks, and while I do have a lifetime hood pass [track mark scars], I hope I never have to go back into a hood unless it is to buy something awesome from someone or something [not droogs]

    In fact if shit gets too ghetto anywhere I go, I NOPE the fuck out of there realllll quick. There are plenty of places I flat out refuse to go to because all that's there are poor people who refuse to get un-poor and drug addicts and drug addicted dealers. I'd say this covers a good ...hmm...58% of st louis, which is why I live way out from the city and county.

    I'm not racist but I'd love for someone to do a study and gather some empirical data relating to why ghettos are majority black usually and usually have poorly educated tenants. If someone is "stuck in the ghetto" then in my opinion they are just too stupid to utilize the resources available to them. I mean for fuck sake they are giving homeless people houses now a days if you can just stay clean. And if you don't wanna stay clean that's OK too cuz they'll still feed you and pay you you just got to live in a tent or whatever.


    THE FUCK HAS THE WORLD COME TO? WE ARE GONNA LITIGATE OURSELVES INTO A DUMBASS CORNER LIKE THE FUCKING GERMANS IF WE KEEP THIS UP.

    Abolish both political parties imho.
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  7. #7
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Instigator I've lived in this house for 6 months and haven't even spoke to a neighbour yet

    As it should be

    I only talk to my neighbors when they do dumb shit and somehow end up on my property then I yell at them to move or just call da Jake's



    Lol I'm basically an 80 yr old man at 32
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    does no one care that i kicked out a cruisers window after lubing up my wrist and escaping infront of all my friends and then no one told on me
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Bradley does no one care that i kicked out a cruisers window after lubing up my wrist and escaping infront of all my friends and then no one told on me

    Damn rly? Lol
  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    ya these fags did a sweep and I had a lot of product and a weapon in my pants, I don't carry my wallet in the middle of the night in the hood at my friends houses, so there's only like 3 white people (two female prostitutes or so) and me, when they removed the weapon, my gloves, my product, and some money, i complied and didn't give them my name. They were so busy with the other people that I did everything I could to ESCAPE fortunately for me, I carry lube everywhere, so I lubed up my hand and got that part done, then it was a couple good kicks and I was OMW head first out the motherfucker. A couple of my friends saw this as an opportunity to also go back to having a good life so they ran (While cuffed) and the police were scrambling to chase 6 non white people and me and I ran to my plugs house at 430am, banged on his door, his girlfriend answered and gave me a screwdriver and a needle nose so I could get the other motherfucker off.
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    Welcome to the ghetto of Miami, where White people prove that we can do it too.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Bradley does no one care that i kicked out a cruisers window after lubing up my wrist and escaping infront of all my friends and then no one told on me

    Bradley keeps lube tucked in between his ass cheeks for just such a situation. Like a gayer McGuyver.
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  13. #13
    Also I hate lube. ill slap a handful of spit on there at most, but deep down i also kind of want it to hurt a bit.
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  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Also I hate lube. ill slap a handful of spit on there at most, but deep down i also kind of want it to hurt a bit.

    wow if I did that everytime I fucked, my penis would be redder than a tomato
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Also I hate lube. ill slap a handful of spit on there at most, but deep down i also kind of want it to hurt a bit.

    you don't need lube when you get laid every couple of years, casper, or are having sex with women lol
  16. #16
    Im experiencing a SEXUAL RENAISSANCE. The CITY is my CANVAS.
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