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How often do you actually scrub your body, you dirty ass nigga in space?

  1. #1
    Bradley Black Hole
    So I'm gonna take this pumice stone and scrape all of my like hands and feet until they smooth, take my nail kit and clean my ugly ass chewed down nails, and then I got one of those scrubbys that you're supposed to use int he shower, and just scrub my face as clean as I can. Oh before that I'm going to shave. I shave outside because another hispanic person told me not to inside because it'll fuck up my plumbing as I live in a shithole.

    A small amount of lotion on the exposed skin, particularly my face/head, hands and feet.

    The amount of force I Use while I do this is like the full amount lol
  2. #2
    Bradley Black Hole
    when was the last time you scrubbed the dead skin off your face and how often you doin it?

    Fuck mane, I might take this bitch to a hotel just because I haven't been in a hot tub in probably shit year or two and that seems like something I would enjoy
  3. #3
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Exfoliating is always a good idea. Hot tubs at cheap hotels are not. I actually got a serious blood infection one year that I’m pretty sure came from the hot tub at the cheap ass beach hotel we stayed at that summer.
  4. #4
    I lick myself clean constantly
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  5. #5
    You can pay to have a cute Asian woman exfoliate you.
  6. #6
    I do a sugar scub at least once a week and then slather my entire body with argan oil and superberry hydrate+glow dream mask. I still get cracks on my knuckles n palms but thats just calluses that never go away
  7. #7
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i just use hot water and my hands because water is literary a solvent it gets you clean

    i feel like it works good but ive also been told i look like a wet rat so who really knows man
  8. #8
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    What's bathing?
  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RIPtotse What's bathing?

    j'ewish tricks
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  10. #10
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Those tricksters I knew it.

    Thanks Kanye
  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Those tricksters I knew it.

    Thanks Kanye

    "I watched 21 Jump Street and now I don't hate J'ews anymore"
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  12. #12
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Why don’t u just exfoliate gradually. Like calm down. Clown
  13. #13
    I roll in a a sand bath like a chinxhilla
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  14. #14
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra j'ewish tricks

    nah jedis dont do that it's why they chop off their foreskins
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