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2023-09-22 at 7:01 PM UTC in Which cuisine would you eliminate ?
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2023-09-22 at 6:59 PM UTC in folie a troisShe prolly copped consent and then she freaked it (freaked it)
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2023-09-22 at 6:34 PM UTC in folie a troisBecause aforementioned dude brain. Its a compromise.
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2023-09-22 at 6:33 PM UTC in minaj à deuxDONT LET THEM FINISH SUMMONING
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2023-09-22 at 6:30 PM UTC in folie a troisHe broke up with you because you hooked up with a chick? OOH DO TELL.
The only real reason i considered it is bc i like seeing her feel good, and rather than have this be some thing the gf arranges as a begrudging birthday present or something, i think shed actually be into it. -
2023-09-22 at 6:27 PM UTC in Which cuisine would you eliminate ?Pasta and pizza are a very miniscule part of the average Italian diet.
French food way underrated. Coq au vin. Beouf Bourguinon. Duck confit.
I actually like Indian food or at least certain kinds. Then again most if the Indian dishes i like most have coconut milk and stuff which tastes a lot like thai food. A lot of it is also like tarragon and raisins and cardamom and HERES SOME TOMATO GARLIC CHOCOLATE GRAVY so idk that could probably go as long as i get thai curries.
idk what even constitutes “American”. BBQ? Burgers? Chowda? We seem to just take the outward trappings of a certain cuisine and then suck all the life out of it and make it less good. -
2023-09-22 at 6:19 PM UTC in folie a trois
Originally posted by Lanny Nah, that shit sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. She'll be into it today, but it's going to be cheating somehow tomorrow.
I think the usual idea is that bi gals get something different out of dudes vs. other women. While not universally true, I've known very few bi women who were in any sort of long term relationship with another woman, or if they were it's "not doing that again lol". Bitches are crazy, and no one knows that better than other bitches. The value prop of the D isn't replaced by any quality or quantity of gash.
Shes been in multiple year relationships with a couple of different women and almost married one. I just feel like maybe male sexuality is this dumb animal sexuality where anyone thats not penetrating my woman (who is, in fact, my property) with a penis is nothing to take seriously. ITS JUST A LIL HORSEPLAY. I guess ive never been in a situation to test my theory but at the mere thought if it, i dont feel any tinges of anything. -
2023-09-22 at 6:14 PM UTC in folie a trois
Originally posted by Fox The difference is men perform oral sex on women usually to wet her up and get her in the mood before you stick it in. Women will suck their man to completion getting nothing in return and then he zips up. How amany times have you ate a chick’s pussy and then when she finishes you just stop and go “alright that’s enough of that”. You obviously wanna get your rocks off too.
That’s what makes it more intimate for women, it’s an act of unselfish love
I guess? Idk. If the pussys good ill do it on a whim just to have a snack. Oral sex always just seemed so casual to me. But if that is the case that men giving oral sex is just a Prelude to Penetration (book 2 of the Hitchhiked into Conception trilogy), then i dont get why shed take issue. I just cant wrap my head around the fact that shed be okay with me potentially putting my cock in this girl, but not put my tongue on her. I mean obv im not going to complain but 🤷🏻♂️ -
2023-09-22 at 5:57 PM UTC in folie a troisCouple weeks ago gf and I go to this little hipster divey bar by her place. Towards the end of our night, I walk up to pay the tab. One of the bartenders is this tiny brunette. Dark, shoulder length curly hair, I think green eyes. Dark eyeshadow, metal bangles, boots dark lipstick. Cute. I plunk down my CC to settle up, and gf walks up next to me as I do. She and the bartender meet eyes as the bartender picks up my card, and gf does this weird eyebrow raise/fake smile/eye roll thing that women do sometimes. When we sit back at our table,i ask
“So what was about?”
“Huh?”
“What. Was. That. About?”
“What are you talking about?”
“The look you gave the bartender that looked like you were smiling through a wet fart”
“Thats disgusting…….Its a long story.”
“………………..”
“Youre not going to be weird about it?”
“Weird about what?”
Turns out she and this girl had hooked up a few months before gf and I started dating. (Shes pretty gay). My reaction is just “Oh. Right on”. She does another incredulous eyebrow raise. “Whats that supposed to mean?” Literally means nothing to me. “That doesnt DO something for you? Isnt that what all guys are into?” Not necessarily, no. “So you wouldnt fuck her?” Not unless thats something YOU’RE into.
Long, narrowed eye stare.
“So it wouldnt make you jealous to see another girl eating me out?” Not really, no. “Thats dumb. Why not?” Idk. Dude brain i guess. “You realize if i leave you for anyone, its probably gonna be a girl?” Thatd be unfortunate. “Im not opposed to it. But thered be like strict rules- non negotiable. 1. No one we know, none of our friends. 2. You dont get to cum in her. 3. She doesnt get to give you oral and vice versa”. That part struck me as weird. Seems like a weird line to draw. She says oral is WAY more intimate. I never felt that way at all. If anything it felt like the opposite. A blowjob or eating pussy is just kind of a sexy handshake. But she sees it very differently. In any case, its not super high on my list of priorities, and knowing how jealous she gets, itd probably result in a domestic dispute (even though this was kind of her suggestion). I will admit that tag teaming the little bartender with my gf or watching her lick my nut from between my gfs legs sounds pretty hot but not at the cost of potential drama i dont think. I dont think this was even a suggestion for the immediate future, but it got me to thinking :
1. Would you even open this pandoras box at the risk of of having some dude slide in ur girls box further down the line?
2. Why do men not feel any existential threat at the thought of a girl having sex with the woman you love?
3. Why do women feel that oral sex is more imtimate?
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2023-09-22 at 5:29 PM UTC in Picking off men behind the nightclub
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2023-09-22 at 4:06 PM UTC in Picking off men behind the nightclub
Originally posted by Fox This does remind me of this idea for a book I had where some depressed guy gets enamored with this crazy chick who’s into committing petty crimes like shoplifting and shit and they start getting into increasingly illegal dangerous thrill seeking type shit together, just feeding off each other's negative energy in an insane self-destructive spiral of sex and violence until eventually they start murdering people.
So anyway the part this reminds me of is where they find out some rapper and his entourage is gonna be at a certain nightclub that night so they show up and kill them all and steal their chains and shit.
I should find where I saved that and start writing again…
NBK? -
2023-09-22 at 9:12 AM UTC in Mashhallah
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2023-09-22 at 9:11 AM UTC in Oh no, Starfield is like... really good.
Originally posted by Meikai le mao
I mean… hmm. Am I gonna hafta rewatch Firefly? Fack. Mal's whole allure, to my mind, is that he was clearly damaged but kept that shit ~locked up - he's a hot space badass who is broken and needs to be fixed, but his hot space whore gf can't fix him because he's too preoccupied with calling her a whore. If he's going to get all weepy with anyone it's going to be Inara, sure, but it's not like Inara would say something flirty with him and he'd be like "man, that reminds me of the trenches in Serenity Valley, where my hot gay space cowboy lover Erwin died a tragic death".
Aww. Firefly reminds me of when i was in hs, watching it in my friends living room during lunch, smoking weed with his dad. Need to rewatch. -
2023-09-22 at 8:12 AM UTC in Mashhallahchange.org
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2023-09-22 at 8:06 AM UTC in MashhallahBrimming with Ham
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2023-09-22 at 7:54 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentdrinking gbl containing household products mixed with grape soda
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2023-09-22 at 7:51 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by totse2118 from what I remember the video was a pill press spitting them out with pink floyds money playing and the narrator was going CHA CHING CHA CHING
no way they were synthing that powder themselves they were just pressing it. Still pretty funny though
You used to be able to buy shitty pill presses for like $35 on Wish lol -
2023-09-22 at 7:50 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by aldra fuck that brings back memories
or I guess the spot where they should be
The dude i get the G from has xanax n ifafonal mexican valium. Im kinda sketched on xanax knowing how often theyre presses, but if the valium is still in the blister packs, im planning to get a few. Diazepam powder back in the day was a good ol time when i was still doing coke and black tar. -
2023-09-22 at 7:46 AM UTC in I fought some wifebeater tonightI love how Wariat makes it possible to root for a domestic abuser
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2023-09-22 at 7:44 AM UTC in Band "1975"
