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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. Originally posted by Nile You win on the sluts?

    Won 900, lost a bunch. I think overall I'm out a couple bills but they just raised my credit limit to 20k so I'm chillin
  2. Champagne and lobster pad Thai

  3. Retroactively posting in the drunk thread
  4. Rofl apparently I got the hookers number n then texted her her own name. Twice.
  5. RiP I apologize


  6. They clearly thought I was in a bad way bc they covered the floor in towels lol.
  7. They're making me feel dumb.

    I KNOW SHE WAS A PROSTITUTE maybe I just wanted to hear about her hopes n dreams
  8. While I was passed out in the room
  9. My padna won 1000
  10. Idk I slammed 8 9% beers on the way over, smoked a blunt, won $600 on a slot machine, spent way too long chatting up an obvious prostitute n started tipping $20s to the free drink girl
  11. In vegas. Apparently I was black out drunk and I've already done all the wrong things lol
  12. Halfway*
  13. downtown? To vegas
  14. working on drunk
  15. Originally posted by Nile Cool.

    777 blessings on you my man. Also I found you mentioning New Amsterdam in ur 3sum thread weirdly synchronous cuz I had bought and made a pipe outta New Amsterdam Green Apple vodka. Never had or heard of em.

    Anyway good luck.

    Thx brothaman. Yeah a middle aged man drinking dirt cheap vodka over my shoulder in an ill fitting suit at 7am and trying to dodge child support while I try to fuck two drugged out hippies with my half dead whiskey cock was just *chefs kiss*

    A glorious melange. A scumbag symphony.
  16. Ill call ur fuckin bluff lady
  17. I still havent recieved congratulatory cards in the male or individual hearty handshakes
  18. Originally posted by WellHung So ur going for the cocaine & hookers?

    Def bringing cocaine but prolly just for making friends, and i not much interest in a hooker. Vegas hookers are supposed to be stupid pricey too. Double no.
  19. Going to Vegas for the first time tonight. Dont ask me how i havemt been yet. I guess compared to my life, Sin City seemed prettytame n boring. And i dont gamble or follow sports i guess.
  20. Originally posted by Wariat and u think females are to be trusted and wonder why i do what i do?

    Rofl

    “Women are liars so I make sure to fuck them in their formative years before they learn any nasty tricks”
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