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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. I've held a garbage bag over someones face while I fucked her but it was her suggestion. Also cut her clothes off with a box cutter. Also her suggestion.
  2. Whats a consensual rape?
  3. 40 bucks to blow a load down a hoes throat after she drives u to get fast food isnt a bad deal. Protip: Hang onto the 40 u til after u buy food and smokes, then give her the change and tell her you dont have any more money and wtf she should be grateful youre giving her gas miney at all
  4. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Fuck that. this is a trick to get me flown 50 miles off the coast into International Waters and drop me from a "oops his parachute didn't open up" while going skydiving and the pilot got lost in the fog.

    Youre not invited bro youll just freak out the chicks talking about Jeff Hunter, your remote viewing ability, and the helium capsules the NSA implanted in your perineum
  5. Originally posted by Sudo Someone I know died a few days ago and his friend was trying to get ahold of me but I've been ignoring him even tho he said ASAP because I dont like or trust him. I saw my friend about a month ago but we talk several times a week. He has a 4 year old daughter and apparently some Ho left him dead and stole his shit and bounced.

    Someone I care about alot was in a car accident yesterday and totalled his truck and is very sore but alright. Fucking life man, I'm always picking up the pieces of my own or someone else's life, I just hope someone does the same when I go. I've felt so much worse the last few months, Idk how long I've got, dat impending doom breeds impending resignation to it

    Idk my life is objectively shit but im pretty alright rn. I mean imnot hapoy but im okay. Which is to say you can be okay even when circumstances beyond your control throw you for a loop.
  6. Originally posted by Lanny Oh y’all should go back. Can always google stuff if you’re really stuck. Kind of robs you of the fun of solving whatever part you need to google, but worth it if that’s what it takes to get to experience the rest of the game. I ended up getting a hint from a friend on one thing but otherwise toughed out the puzzles and it was very rewarding.

    Yeah i dont like having to look at walkthroughs, but i had to for a ton of stuff. Trying to figure out what to do in the Bramble, for instance- was a nightmare. I forget what i got stuck on now
  7. Originally posted by Lanny It’s true, and usually obnoxious. Outer wilds did a very liberal take on consciousness-causes-collapse which ended up being pretty fun all the same. I’m usually a stickler for correct science in sci-fi but sometimes quantum-woo can be fun

    I loved Outer Wilds but i couldnt finish it. The music was incredible.
  8. Still down
  9. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready

    When did Luigi run for office?
  10. I am Mike David
  11. Wow rude very ungentlemanly
  12. Originally posted by DontTellEm Wtf? I’m a delicate flower?

    mhmmm
  13. Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. What a creep.

    April on the warpath early
  14. Morning fellow spacefaring niggers
  15. Kill
  16. Originally posted by mmQ I didn't feel that. Touch it harder.

    Knuckle deep into the borderline
  17. Originally posted by STER0S i fukn love temazepam

    someone offered me some last night i was like nah fam lemme get some xyrem
  18. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready You're an American? you're from Colorado as well huh

    Delaware
  19. Sounds like someone's in faggot mimosa withdrawals
  20. Originally posted by blaster master Watch this becomes the new big thing and the united (cuck)states becomes a giant carmageddon race war.

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