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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. Originally posted by tee hee hee Oh general butt, noooo. Go to catholic mass instead :)

    Im not pretty enough for the priest to want to fuck me :(
  2. Originally posted by aldra I've always wanted to go to one of those really shouty turbo racist churches

    Gods Love- NOW WITH 300% MORE WRATH AND SNAKE HANDLING
  3. Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Considering they typically hold AA and NA meetings in churches you may have actually been at an NA meeting

    Nah ive been to hundreds of NA meetings. There was no discount rack pound cake or smoke breaks
  4. Originally posted by tee hee hee What kind?

    protestant evangelical. a dude i went to hs with is the pastor there
  5. Originally posted by Solstice You ARE nothing more than a fiend and a vagrant and you'll never amount to anything more than masturbating your life away to girls young enough to be your daughter who find you so repulsive they laugh and mock you openly.

    homeboy spittin str8 FACTS
  6. i went to church sunday morning for the first time in like 15 years. Honestly felt like a less cool NA meeting. Might go more often when im still awake n hungover
  7. Originally posted by Donald Trump https://genius.com/Chuck-palahniuk-guts-annotated

    I'm just going to leave this here.

    Thats the one story i remember from Haunted. Read it when i was 14 or 15.
  8. Originally posted by Incessant We quote these things right in case he deletes them later? Folks?

    Correct
  9. Originally posted by Wariat So you know the story at the swimming pool guys right? the two teens I talked to like two weeks ago? well I helf off talking about what happened with them last week or the week following sunday as I went again and thats when they go. I wrote a whole thing in Polish complaining about Polish teenagers on twitter about it but not here meaning i held off telling you guys the story what happened. this is just some bizarre shit though guys.

    Ok so two weeks ago they made me feel old as one of them said to me "how old are you sir?" like all of a sudden jsut as the whistle rang and the pool was closing and made e for a second feel old and weird and just was a huge turn off to me or conversation breaker before i could even exchange snapchat with them or anything. So I just replied as they started to get up and they asked as I stood dumbfounded not knowing how to answer: "Ill tell you next week."

    So last week they didnt even say hello as I was in a pool and waved at them and said hey they just kept staring at me and didnt reply for a second so i looked away feeling all weird and felt like shit the entire night and didnt even feel like swimming. I felt like I was slapped in the face. and they are definitely over the consent age or at least 15 but are making e feel like i some old man or some shit which im not. also they are acting like literal children acting just me saying hello is trying to fuk or rape them which it isnt. then they started to like dodge me or avoid me or act like children just because i waved and said hi.

    oh and get this before one of them asked how old i was the week prior all i did was make a conversation in the sana while they were in their bikinis and i was in my shorts about places theyve been or traveled to or talked about myself and having formely lived in california.

    so back to last sunday. they acted like just someone being nice and saying hello is trying to kidnap the or some shit and made me feel sper old and uncomfortable. and so immature like children.

    Anyway just now on snapchat randomly this is fully rando guys I a almost 100 percent the chick who asked how old are youu sir talked to me and blocked me. i hit up some random chick and she claied after seeing my pic hey i know you it is warsaw I am in front of the church or some weird reply that didnt make sense bt she got the exact city right so i figure wtf. later she mentioned zosia says hello or the name of the other chick. so i start talking asking if its from the pool and she says yea bt later said zosia doesnt say hello and im blocked. or zosia is not greeting you and blocked.
  10. My granpappy didnt die next to the colored fella ironman in no Hotel Rwanda so David Shekelstein could milk crank my rocket league for my last red TrumpBux
  11. Originally posted by Kafka Idk why they bothered adapting it in that case. I think that book is dangerous, it was saying self-destruction was the only freedom or something and my ex took it to heart, wanted to hit rock bottom. I found the book boring and had to take a break after every chapter but Marla was great and I’m putting her “I wanna have your abortion” quote in my tinder profile.

    Ive had a woman say that to me.

    *warm fuzzies all over*
  12. Got drunk with Hans Zimmers personal assistant a couple months n asked how much itd be to have a score written for when i ejaculate
  13. yeeeeeeeee

    gngn
  14. Originally posted by CandyRein I'm not against doin a progress video…I do my best..gotta upload something soon since you about that life too ..least i won't be alone doin it lmao

    Some of my karaokes were pretty good too but a lot are doodoo so i just record every time now nmark the good ones. My uncle listened to a few n was impressed enough that he offered to pay for a vocal coach. I was like ❤️. Feels good to be told youre good at something.
  15. Originally posted by aldra me neither but once when I was blackout I tried to fight the actual taxi

    TruChad
  16. Originally posted by aldra fighting taxi drivers and paramedics is not a long term plan

    Hey now ive never punched a taxi driver.

    Ive always been a Lyft man.
  17. still been meaning to make a karaoke thread but i dont think anyone else here does it
  18. Originally posted by CandyRein Yes…yes I have …

    Why u aint post progress video?

    I practiced every night during 2020 n then on,y recently started playing again. I wish i could stick with it.
  19. Sounds like a combo of depression n seasonal affective disorder tbh. Ive been the same way for years. Takes me 2 or 3 hrs to get up and shower, and i just dont have any energy to do anything. I only feel at easy and unanxious when i drink, but when i drink i do really stupid, regrettable shit.
  20. Originally posted by CandyRein

    She eyes me likes a Pisces, when I am weak ..
    I've been locked inside your heart shaped box ..for weeks..💗

    u been practicing guitar?
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