Maybe ill stick a piece of candle wax in there to itch it
2022-01-27 at 9:29 AM UTC
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I invented a cocktail 2.2
Change the jager to decent tequila and a sugar rimmed glass and im on board
Making tea, taking my melatonin n lyrica lisstening to some downtempo music n cracking the window so i can get some cool night air in my lungs
It burns when i pee n i have a fat bruise in my arm where this lady bit me which is kinda fucked up to do to someone trying tobe a gentleman.
2022-01-27 at 8:20 AM UTC
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Drunk Fred
Its seems ive stumbled into a drunks only area my apologies ill find my way out
2022-01-27 at 2:50 AM UTC
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Epiphany
Damn thanks for my brain teaser 4 the day my 2 brain cells got a lil cardio
2022-01-26 at 9:47 PM UTC
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Epiphany
Codependency is kind of a drug in and of itself.
My credit score is pretty dope bc im a responsible adult sometimes n stuff
I would never share nudes bc im a gentleman n also because i earned them fair and square
2022-01-26 at 12:07 PM UTC
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What happened to Squirrel?
Ive become very sexy and charming and its beinging out terrible character traits WRENS TIDES OF TRUTH HAVE TORN ME ASUNDER
theyd have to be very charismatic n lovable
Regretting i have no apple juice. Making some ginger apple green tea n eating a baby corner of my weed chocolate bc i gotta be up at 6am to drive someone to the methadone clinic