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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. Originally posted by Kafka Do guys actually like kissing girls with lipstick/lipgloss on?

    As long as its not a ton of glop. Sometimes its fun n tastes like froots so its like a snack
  2. Im all mom’d out on xans
  3. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I was wondering how people in Florida know what water is safe to swim in. Gators seem to be everywhere?

  4. If I had any real friends I'd have one of them reenact a scene from my favorite western and drag my corpse on a sled across the country n bury me under a tree by a lil river somewhere in Texas.

  5. way ahead of u homie
  6. I feel judged rn
  7. '
    Originally posted by Lanny GOTHBOI CLIQUE

    You forgot the most transcendent of peep funeral jams



    WHEN I DIE BURY ME WITH ALL MY ICE ONNNN
  8. Originally posted by Kafka This is the saddest thing I listen to but I don’t want people to be sad: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zxqUKc7pc40

    I forgot to post this last night

  9. Originally posted by Lanny I wonder if I asked for a posthumous face tat in my will if they could find a tattooist who’d do it.

    Part of my instructions to my friends were that if i die without a tattoo, they needed to bring someone to ink my corpse
  10. Originally posted by WellHung so a jealous husband punched out Casper because he was fucking the dude's wife?

    Yeah im like catnip for unappreciated women
  11. Originally posted by mmQ Wat? She said that?

    Yeah she pretended to be an old lady for like….HOURS
  12. Yeah you wouldve liked her


    “YOUR FATHER WANTED YOU TO INHERIT HIS FA-VOR-ITE PAIR OF BOOTS SO I SUPPOSE WE AUGHTA JUST GO DIG UP HIS CORPSE DONTCHA KNOW?”
  13. Originally posted by mmQ I mean just think about how at any time you could also have some unknown parasite like a tapeworm crawling around inside you too. Everyone is scared of the vaccine but they'll eat raw fish and undercooked porkchops without second thought.

    And as the wise Norm once said, the thing we have to be most scared of, the thing that is the leading cause of death for anyone in the world, is our own fucking heart which will just attack and kill us whenever it feels like it.

    That autistic girl i hooked up with spent like an hour showing me microscope pictures of her most favorite, cutest intestinal parasites.
  14. Originally posted by Wariat i tried putting myself out there or here in poland all the time and it doesnt work here.

    bc ir bengnweird u fuckingnweirdo
  15. ifespect u so much right now dog shoukda presented ur cock n leg someboy polish u off
  16. hell yeahfuck the elites tryna use me to hock their shoddy merchandize im just tryna watch curling n eqch gravy fries
  17. Wouldnt it be dope if we could kill03$ophiles ? would you ragher be killed by me or like a stranger? ifeel like we got history so manybe iqtd be more meaningful if i killed u bit also a random person moght make u less anxious h i dont want t9 cause u 7 due suffering i just want to to cease to exist
  18. goddamnit lannyword filler faggot duck im tryna name them
  19. jedis
  20. we trained em pretty well . theyre passa@ble nigstronauts noww
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