Posts by street_carp

1. 2020-07-03 at 3:21 PM UTC in Jasmine
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   Why are you posting this here you quilt?
2. 2020-07-03 at 7:53 AM UTC in Why is my nose bleeding?
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   It's all that hedge fund manager grade beak you keep putting up their big guy. Take a day off. Go and ring a number on the back of a door in a public toilet and see what happens.
3. 2020-07-03 at 7:23 AM UTC in Just got off the phone to Jeff 3
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by cigreting can you ever post without talking about some wankers nose

   
   Hiki is a boring, ugly nonce. He needs to be reminded of that. That sort of makes Oct a civil servant and I for one, am grateful for his unwavering focus.
4. 2020-07-01 at 4:59 PM UTC in Ignorant White Racists say Buddhists offended them.
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   Fake chink news.
5. 2020-07-01 at 3:58 PM UTC in Non-normie places to hang out online
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   mumsnet.com
6. 2020-07-01 at 3:20 PM UTC in So apparently I ate cat food last night
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Some seniors have to survive with less than $200 a month on food.

   
   What is the cost of living like in urban areas in Canada? Google says $200 Canadian is £118. I'm a man in my 30's with a big appetite and I eat probably just under £100 a month in food. That budget gets smacked into orbit though when you factor in booze and eating out.
   
   Things must be pricey in Canada because that budget would be manageable, if not ideal, over here.
7. 2020-07-01 at 7:47 AM UTC in ATTN tee hee
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Octavian Fuck that Carp mate why don't all 3 of us meet up? I'm Liverpool but I'll go up North to meet.

   
   I'm not saying no, just saying it'll take a bit of planning my end. I've got a wife and a shit load of kids.
8. 2020-06-30 at 11:21 PM UTC in ATTN tee hee
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls Leeds bruv

   
   Fuck that. I grew up in Liverpool but I think the furthest North I've been ever since I moved is Nottingham.
   
   And Leeds is like proper North, I bet the weather is shit.
9. 2020-06-30 at 11:10 PM UTC in ATTN tee hee
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   Lol right now I'm somewhere in the west Midlands, wbu?
10. 2020-06-30 at 10:58 PM UTC in ATTN tee hee
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    Grylls, stop simping for this hoe and come out with the boys (the boys being me) for a cheeky Nandos.
    
    After the 4th obviously.
11. 2020-06-30 at 10:55 PM UTC in Have you ever thought about
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls You should reconsider it, many many perks await you

    
    Idk man, pushing it to the limit sounds exhausting. I'm pretty lazy.
12. 2020-06-30 at 6:32 PM UTC in Have you ever thought about
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    No, why?
13. 2020-06-29 at 6:53 PM UTC in So hard being an NIS beta (former TOTSE OG)
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i didnt say mixed race.
    
    i said cultureless shitskín. because you sounds uncultured.
    
    whats british culture anyway.
    
    british footballs, beers, and asssecks ?

    
    ^Plazzy chink
    
    **Unsubscribes**
14. 2020-06-29 at 6:32 PM UTC in So hard being an NIS beta (former TOTSE OG)
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny both parents ?
    
    and no, i dont respect your language enough to use it.
    
    i abuse it. like your dad with you.

    
    Both parents, and their parents and their parent's parents. I'm as white as it gets. Lol what made you assume I was mixed race?
15. 2020-06-29 at 9:27 AM UTC in I am so sadden by the state of things
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Kill yourself

    
    
16. 2020-06-29 at 9:21 AM UTC in I am so sadden by the state of things
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    Waaaah Waaaah remember when PS2 and Myspace wah wah wah.
    
    This is like the gayest shit ever. If the world was full of faggots like OP we'd be making sacrifices to the Sun God and dying from infected wounds.
    
    Hiki, feel free to fill your mum's basement with dirty old crap from the mid-2000's, but stop telling us about this shit because 2000-09 was some gay 90's-lite bullshit and 9/11 was the best part.
17. 2020-06-29 at 9:03 AM UTC in So hard being an NIS beta (former TOTSE OG)
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny another cultural-less victim of genocide detected.
    
    stop appropriating my culture and language shítskin.

    
    I'm white and English, you're speaking my language you confused little nonce.
18. 2020-06-29 at 12:28 AM UTC in So hard being an NIS beta (former TOTSE OG)
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny theres nothing more british than men stabbing each other.
    
    with their penises.

    
    There's nothing more Chinese than a counterfeit chink.
19. 2020-06-29 at 12:27 AM UTC in So hard being an NIS beta (former TOTSE OG)
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Shouldn't you go for something more British like throwing acid?

    
    That's mostly a paki thing and they don't really want to be British, they just want to live here where they're safe from the living hell they created in Pakistan.
20. 2020-06-28 at 11:54 PM UTC in if i can hang myself from something other than the ceiling ill do it now
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    This is the last place you should be if your head is fucked up OP.