Posts by street_carp

1. 2020-07-06 at 9:59 AM UTC in Why would my online internet long distance Chinese girlfriend send me a picture of her bloody knickers?
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   Requesting pix
2. 2020-07-06 at 9:41 AM UTC in Does anyone want to come to england and get stabbed?
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by cigreting Right. A bunch of smelly weird talking faggots with bad teeth

   That's a stereotype, but American children actually get murdered at school all the fucking time.
3. 2020-07-06 at 9:35 AM UTC in Anyone here want to play serious sam?
   

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   I do, but not with you.
4. 2020-07-06 at 9:26 AM UTC in A confession. I've never had the "virgin experience"
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny eeemmmmmm.
   
   virgins.

   
5. 2020-07-04 at 7:23 PM UTC in why do you guys think nobody talks about the jude or jedi gang very often?
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Octavian Remember when you got deported for noncing..

   
   NiS remembers.
6. 2020-07-04 at 5:16 PM UTC in So what is the limit?
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   The limit is how far it can be pushed.
7. 2020-07-04 at 5:13 PM UTC in Sometimes I push my shitty Renault Clio to the limit
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you must be lacking a lot IRL to need audi to impress girls.
   
   impressive men need only mopeds.

   
   You must be a fake chink to gatekeep someone's mode of transport.
8. 2020-07-04 at 2:03 PM UTC in infinityshock show your face
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by joe bidens husband the sum content of interest that your life entails is having one or more of your wanting orifices saturated with semen pumped out of the nutsack of some random s­hitskin

   
   Don't make me come over there and put the brakes on your wheelchair.
9. 2020-07-04 at 1:53 PM UTC in infinityshock show your face
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by joe bidens husband the definition of a major fucking loser is someone who plagiarizes a zero-alexa-rating website that plagiarized the original totse then fills it entirely with their own shit posts…with the pinnacle of achievement being a negative alexa rating
   
   good job, loser.

   
   Lol your life revolves around waiting, day in, day out, pressing f5 on the reg page until lanny lets you post here for a few minutes. Even with my very average life, I can't imagine how pointless yours is.
10. 2020-07-04 at 1:18 PM UTC in Be advised
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by rabbitweed Kind of waiting for a glimmer of recognition from someone.

    
    Can't remember who originally said it but I remember it getting memed. Sounds like something ate would've said, or Snoopy when he got on his high horse for the lolz.
11. 2020-07-04 at 9:55 AM UTC in Be advised
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by rabbitweed I'm waiting for Hikki to weigh in on this

    
    Hiki only weighs in on shit he can google.
12. 2020-07-04 at 9:33 AM UTC in Be advised
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    Nah, get mad OP. I want every last one of you to get MAD AF
13. 2020-07-04 at 9:31 AM UTC in Petition to have infinityshock permanently banned
    

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    See how SpectraL flip flopped on the issue within less than 6 months? Typical right wing, late capitalist behaviour. No logic or research required, they just say what they're feeling on the day.
14. 2020-07-04 at 9:09 AM UTC in How many nigger cocks will Hikis mom satisfy this Saturday night?
    

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    I hope Hiki said thank you to Patrice for the PS2 and the crappy CRT TV.
15. 2020-07-04 at 8:56 AM UTC in Anyone else gonna push it to the limit today?
    

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    I'm gonna get so fucked up, I'll be dual wielding Moretti bottles and taking hostages. They'll have to get the army to take me down.
    
    

    Show spoiler
16. 2020-07-03 at 9:04 PM UTC in LADSSS I DOXED FILTRATION GOT HIS NAME AYYYYYYY
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Filtration is aka Richard burnish aka the masked faggot who doxed idio and got rdfrn shut down. This is some nice karma

    
    Filtration doxxed idiosyncracy? That puts him right on my naughty list. Idio was fucking a fucking top dude back on &t2.
17. 2020-07-03 at 8:55 PM UTC in Sometimes I push my shitty Renault Clio to the limit
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by AngryIVer LOL it can only go 80mph? My fucking Buick Lesabre can go 30 mph (50kph) faster.

    
    Your looking at the tachometer you mong. The odometer says 230Kmh or about 140-something Mph.
    
    EDIT: either that or you can't convert right.
18. 2020-07-03 at 8:48 PM UTC in Secretly siphoning sewerage
    

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    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_soil
    
    Raising chickens would be safer and potentially yield just as good an income. They're cheap to keep and you get eggs and fertiliser from them.
    
    Also, chicken shit is safe to put on food crops. Nobody is gonna buy your illicit manure a second time after their whole family/neighbourhood has had a good double dose of pinworms and roundworms.
19. 2020-07-03 at 7:26 PM UTC in Today is the day filtration is no more
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian This reminds me a friend of mine tried killing himself last night. His sister sent me this pic of her kitchen. Blood makes me squeemish:
    
    

    
    Tell your mate from me he's got a nice microwave. Might cheer him up a bit.
20. 2020-07-03 at 7:23 PM UTC in Jasmine
    

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    The world is now worse off for being denied OP's ode to Poundland and love between benefits claimants in Merseyside.