Posts by street_carp

1. 2020-07-07 at 8:38 AM UTC in Sometimes when im wanking the postwoman can see me through my front door
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls Respect

   
   Safe bruv.
2. 2020-07-07 at 8:32 AM UTC in Sometimes when im wanking the postwoman can see me through my front door
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls Oh, what age are you?

   
   I'm in my 30's.
3. 2020-07-07 at 6:46 AM UTC in Does anyone want to come to england and get stabbed?
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Octavian Wtf does all this have to do with coming to England and getting stabbed?

   
   I'll stab yer ma up the bum with me fat willy lad.
4. 2020-07-07 at 5:56 AM UTC in Does anyone want to come to england and get stabbed?
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL It was just a figure of speech, not hyperbole.

   
   I used to look up to you Spec, back on Totse, back on Zoklet when you were swimming against the tide to make it a better place for intelligent discourse. I still remember some of our more casual, friendly exchanges on thedamagedone about music and 90's PC games. You used to be cool.
   
   Then I come here and you're shilling for a fucking American billionaire that would sell you for a buck. Is this what you actually believe? Or is this just the argument that gets the most mileage over here?
   
   Fucking hell.
5. 2020-07-07 at 5:41 AM UTC in Does anyone want to come to england and get stabbed?
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Anybody notice how the school shootings and the nightclub shootings and the mosque shootings and the bombings stopped dead right after Obama's administration went out the door? That's right, folks.

   
   This is what you said. If you're admitting that was hyperbole then fair enough, but I'd say we need less hyperbole in political discourse. I'd say it's hyperbole that has gotten the US whipped up into this frenzy right now.
6. 2020-07-07 at 5:34 AM UTC in Sometimes when im wanking the postwoman can see me through my front door
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls Just clothes, der be a sale on at Next

   
   Nice one. Just bought the kids some rain coats.
7. 2020-07-07 at 5:31 AM UTC in Why would my online internet long distance Chinese girlfriend send me a picture of her bloody knickers?
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   Daily reminder that vinny is a nonce.
8. 2020-07-07 at 5:27 AM UTC in Does anyone want to come to england and get stabbed?
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I meant big-story shootings and bombings, like the Vegas and Sandy Hook and Parkland killings, not isolated incidents.

   
   Parkland and Vegas both happened during Trump's presidency. Come on Spec, bring your A-game.
9. 2020-07-06 at 10:58 PM UTC in funny conversation at a bar Im at right now
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Wariat somechick is sititng alone visiting on vacation from a coastal town here arguing with some dude and somewhat two others around her about nazism. lol. she claims thwt the germans created awesome structures and architecture and that their end goal or plan was to create underground structures to right after a nuckear war or some real crazy amd shit. she aleo claims that the sswere not thwt bad or some shit lol. in polish btw.

   
   Translation: I'm at home drinking Tyskie by myself and thought of something dumb that I'd say to someone if I had friends.
10. 2020-07-06 at 10:18 PM UTC in Stockbroking and Currency Trading - Ask Octavian Anything
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    Oct, any investment tips for someone with a meagre income from a telemarketing job?
11. 2020-07-06 at 9:55 PM UTC in Why would my online internet long distance Chinese girlfriend send me a picture of her bloody knickers?
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
12. 2020-07-06 at 9:52 PM UTC in Does anyone want to come to england and get stabbed?
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Anybody notice how the school shootings and the nightclub shootings and the mosque shootings and the bombings stopped dead right after Obama's administration went out the door? That's right, folks.

    
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_shootings_in_the_United_States_in_2020
    
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_shootings_in_the_United_States_in_2019
    
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_shootings_in_the_United_States_in_2018
    
    
13. 2020-07-06 at 9:39 PM UTC in funny thing just happened with that woman who said she was hungry earlier
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    Does she know you're a nonce?
14. 2020-07-06 at 5:10 PM UTC in I've just eaten a whole box of Ferrero Rocher.
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    I probably won't eat my tea now
15. 2020-07-06 at 12:59 PM UTC in Why would my online internet long distance Chinese girlfriend send me a picture of her bloody knickers?
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by STER0S aw fuk i was asleep
    post again and delete in 10 mins plz
    
    asian perod blood turns me on

    
    It was just a little dry stain, no chunks or nuthin'
16. 2020-07-06 at 11:37 AM UTC in Sometimes when im wanking the postwoman can see me through my front door
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls I was wanking off earlier and there was a knock on the door (parcel delivery), I had to run down to answer it in my boxers and I was still semi erect

    
    What was in the parcel?
17. 2020-07-06 at 10:37 AM UTC in Anyone here want to play serious sam?
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    Do you have someone else you can talk to about this? I really don't give a shit.
18. 2020-07-06 at 10:31 AM UTC in Anyone here want to play serious sam?
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal neubauten sucks

    
    If I want the opinion of a gay pedo, you'll be the first person I contact.
19. 2020-07-06 at 10:10 AM UTC in Why would my online internet long distance Chinese girlfriend send me a picture of her bloody knickers?
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    **Unsubscribes**
20. 2020-07-06 at 10:02 AM UTC in what would you fuys do if you were in bulgaria right now
    

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    Get in a fucking plane back to England.