Posts by street_carp

1. 2020-08-21 at 6:25 AM UTC in Can you hack into online classrooms (zoom rooms?)
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   "Why you so sexy miss?"
   
   Is that even trolling? Can't see any woman I know getting offended at the suggestion of a teenage boy whacking his richard to her.
2. 2020-08-20 at 6:21 PM UTC in hey hiki Im thinking or creating a retro game site like this with roms rom hacks and excellent pixel art
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Make sure to design the whole layout
   What the web really needs is to return to the glory days when each site had it's own unique gay porn style.

   
   No it isn't, the most important aspect of web design is good readability and compatibility across many devices and operating systems. Nobody wants geocities and angelfire bullshit and horribly coded Myspace pages freaking out in their mobile browser.
3. 2020-08-20 at 1:05 PM UTC in Pussy expiration date question
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

   
   I usually eat all the meat and throw the bread and salad in someone's hedge on the way home from the pub.
4. 2020-08-20 at 12:20 PM UTC in Reasons people want to kill themself
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Neato m8. I'm jelly. That's my favorite album , for my own reasons. I hope they played Jambi. Tell me they played Jambi. :)

   
   They played Jambi and Vicarious and Rosetta Stoned and I remember they played stink fist and schism. I think they played more of 10,000 days too but I really don't remember.
5. 2020-08-20 at 12:14 PM UTC in Reasons people want to kill themself
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ May I ask when and where?
   
   And sure. I get it. I just wanted to see rage one time in my life regardless of whatever.

   
   I saw them at Download festival 2006. They played mostly 10,000 days stuff because it had just released and I didn't realise how amazing the set was until about 6 months later when I'd let the album really digest.
6. 2020-08-20 at 12:09 PM UTC in Reasons people want to kill themself
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   I've already seen Tool live, guess I'm safe. Fuck Ratm though, their ticket prices are fucking steep for a bunch of socialists.
7. 2020-08-20 at 12:06 PM UTC in Time to buttrape
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ORACLE Maybe in communist England

   
   Lol I wish. Most people here would work fewer hours under a communist regime.
8. 2020-08-20 at 12:02 PM UTC in Pussy expiration date question
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   A good looking woman isn't even ripe until her early thirties. Anyone who says otherwise is a stunted creep who's still obsèssed with the hot girls who were repulsed by them in high school.
9. 2020-08-20 at 7:28 AM UTC in Anyone wanna phone bone?
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   https://niggasin.space/thread/57141
   
   https://niggasin.space/thread/57557
   
   https://niggasin.space/thread/57471
   
   I don't believe you.
10. 2020-08-20 at 7:23 AM UTC in Tatiana McGrath shoahed from Twitter for applying critical theory to medical science
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    What is this a parody of?
11. 2020-08-20 at 12:21 AM UTC in Anyone wanna phone bone?
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    No takers for four days and the man just keeps bumping. This is hard to watch.
12. 2020-08-20 at 12:19 AM UTC in What Will Skunk Post Now?
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    Qanon is the most retarded shit I've ever seen and I've been to a Limp Bizkit concert.
13. 2020-08-19 at 7:57 PM UTC in SHIT IS GOING DOWN
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal When the buggaloo begins I'm gonna hijack a semi truck and drive it into a busy synagogue then go to a black neighborhood and run over as many chimps as possible

    
    That would involve leaving your mum's house first cocknose.
14. 2020-08-19 at 7:55 PM UTC in When will Fona realise he’s been putting the date wrong on his threads
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um if you ever left moms basement you'd know the world is bigger than just the US (and they've had calendars a lot longer)
    
    "Remember, remember the 25th of December" - is a saying, google it.

    
    That saying was always about Guy Fawkes night where I'm from.
15. 2020-08-19 at 7:43 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
16. 2020-08-19 at 7:40 PM UTC in When will Fona realise he’s been putting the date wrong on his threads
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    Yeah, cocknose, cinco de mayo.
17. 2020-08-19 at 7:36 PM UTC in When will Fona realise he’s been putting the date wrong on his threads
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal You don't say "it's the 24th of Decmember 2020!" No you fucking say "it's December the 24th 2020" which is why our calendar is right and yours is objectively wrong.

    
    People who write the date dd/mm/yyyy say it that way cocknose.
18. 2020-08-19 at 5:47 PM UTC in Think I just saw a UFO, this can’t be real can it?? WTF
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    Of all the things, this thing had to be your thing?
19. 2020-08-19 at 5:45 PM UTC in It feels good
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    State of that cocknose.
20. 2020-08-19 at 5:37 PM UTC in When will Fona realise he’s been putting the date wrong on his threads
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls I mean what idiot puts the month before the day