Posts by street_carp

1. 2020-08-19 at 5:35 PM UTC in It's weird when you clear your browser data (cookies), and that circle never stops spinning...
   

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   Originally posted by Grylls

   
   Edit: I called Boris a bad word and now I regret it.
2. 2020-08-19 at 4:18 PM UTC in Cities that feel like legit metropolises in the US
   

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   Cocknose, Indiana is fuckin' huge and bulbous.
3. 2020-08-19 at 3:18 PM UTC in IF YOU DO NOT VOTE FOR TRUMP well then you aint AMERICAN
   

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   Lol America is doomed either way. Enjoy your self-made hell fucktards
4. 2020-08-19 at 10:28 AM UTC in My dog just bit my pinky (pics)
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls Yah that’s kwl right?

   
   You're very cool mate.
5. 2020-08-19 at 10:22 AM UTC in some gay guy at this bar said it
   

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   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood So you're still at the gay bar I see

   
   He's moved on from playgrounds at least.
6. 2020-08-19 at 8:41 AM UTC in While at the beach I was attacked by a pig shark
   

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   Now that is gay porn.
7. 2020-08-19 at 8:39 AM UTC in My dog just bit my pinky (pics)
   

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   You're like the whitest black guy I've ever seen.
8. 2020-08-19 at 8:06 AM UTC in Japan is internal dating profile LEAKED!
   

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   Lol 5'7".
9. 2020-08-18 at 10:11 PM UTC in I’ve noticed this as a philosophical concept
   

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   That's a dangerous philosophy to embrace around 12 year olds.
10. 2020-08-18 at 6:16 PM UTC in Maciej Duraj aka NONCE
    

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    Look at this GAY PORN fuys!
11. 2020-08-18 at 5:25 PM UTC in im thinking of going crazy with this one guys
    

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    Fuys! Fuys! Wer der 12 yr odls at?
12. 2020-08-18 at 10:51 AM UTC in Some Chinese girl studying at university here found my
    

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    Originally posted by Grylls But I have ethics

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Technologist

13. 2020-08-18 at 10:43 AM UTC in Some Chinese girl studying at university here found my
    

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    Mate, fuck someone.
14. 2020-08-18 at 9:31 AM UTC in ITT We only post nice things and compliment each other <3
    

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    The content on this website lives up to the domain name.
15. 2020-08-18 at 9:15 AM UTC in It feels good
    

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    Sardines in tomato sauce on toast is pretty good when I'm feeling lazy.
16. 2020-08-16 at 7:49 AM UTC in WHO WANNA JOIN JAMAICAN BOBSLEIGH TEAM
    

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    Made pancakes for the fam and now the missus is peeling spuds for the roast later. On my third cup of tea and the kids are fighting over which Disney soundtrack they want Alexa to play. Dunno why they don't just watch TV like normal kids.
17. 2020-08-16 at 7:35 AM UTC in WHO WANNA JOIN JAMAICAN BOBSLEIGH TEAM
    

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    Mornin' grill, how's things with you and boris?
18. 2020-08-16 at 4:50 AM UTC in Niggers try to claim ownership of everything
    

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    Don't worry opie, you'll always be safe in your mum's house in Indiana.
19. 2020-08-16 at 4:47 AM UTC in Trump cheats at GOLF
    

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    Originally posted by rabbitweed Murder him

    
    Amen sister.
20. 2020-08-15 at 9:16 PM UTC in Greenland's massive ice sheet has permanently melted...
    

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    Originally posted by Kev science can only observe the past and present, it cant predict the future. glaciers come and go all the time.

    
    That's some really profound absolute horse shit right there.