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Pussy expiration date question

  1. #1
    RottenRobert African Astronaut
    In your opinion at what age does pussy "Best by" date expires. Anybody know?
  2. #2
    just before the bloat stage is the sweet spot when the labia puffs up from the microorganisms eating the tissues releasing gasses, making the pussy tight like a virgin again if you don't mind a bit of extra slime

  3. #3
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Never date any woman over 25. They peak in looks at about 18 and its all downhill from there. Usually with womans diet of alcohol and fast food they usually smash the wall at 30
  4. #4
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Ermmmmmmmmmm tough question
  5. #5
    Originally posted by cigreting Never date any woman over 25. They peak in looks at about 18 and its all downhill from there. Usually with womans diet of alcohol and fast food they usually smash the wall at 30

    nonce
  6. #6
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    21
  7. #7
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood nonce

    wat
  8. #8
    street_carp African Astronaut
    A good looking woman isn't even ripe until her early thirties. Anyone who says otherwise is a stunted creep who's still obsèssed with the hot girls who were repulsed by them in high school.
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  9. #9
    45 would be the upper limit (on average, exceptions to every rule etc).

    After that it's curled up discolored beef curtains and oily residue.
  10. #10
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 45 would be the upper limit (on average, exceptions to every rule etc).

    After that it's curled up discolored beef curtains and oily residue.

    45...yuck
  11. #11
    *upper limit
  12. #12
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    hey now just cuz its expired don't mean its over,, after a 20 year fermentation that pussy wakes up for young cock and can be quite the experience for an up and coming stud.
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  14. #14
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    I usually eat all the meat and throw the bread and salad in someone's hedge on the way home from the pub.
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  15. #15
    Originally posted by street_carp I usually eat all the meat and throw the bread and salad in someone's hedge on the way home from the pub.

    Salad tossing...got it
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  16. #16
    Originally posted by cigreting 45…yuck

    nonce
  17. #17
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting Never date any woman over 25. They peak in looks at about 18 and its all downhill from there. Usually with womans diet of alcohol and fast food they usually smash the wall at 30

    everything you post about women is really about your failures with women. You are not qualified for any discussion regarding women
  18. #18
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    Mmmmmmm yeah nice greasy kebob

    where da chilli sauce at ??
  19. #19
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Sudo everything you post about women is really about your failures with women. You are not qualified for any discussion regarding women

    thats not what im told after consulting a few hundred guys, including ur granps faget
  20. #20
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I dont think it expires.
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