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Posts by MexicanMasterRace

  1. Originally posted by Sophie Spanish is my Nth language so whatcha gonna do eh.

    Yeah I can't blame you. One day when we take over we'll all be speaking Spanish as a first language. But until then I'll give you a pass.
  2. Originally posted by Grylls johnny bravo was better

    He was a rapey beef head who sexually harassed women and got turned down on a regular basis. Almost nobody liked him except for his mom and that little neighbor girl.

    Arnold on the other hand is a cool ass chill kid who everyone loves. He is an empathetic and caring little dude in a city that doesn't give a fuck. In the stoop kid episode he reached out to a neighborhood bully who everyone was afraid of, and helped him overcome his fear of leaving the stoop.
  3. So where are you getting your information, diet? I can't find anything online right now.
  4. Been watching it again and it's just the chillest show ever.

    The jazz track is obviously a big part of it, but the writing is what makes it shine. Hits you in the feels.

    In one episode Arnold goes on a field trip to the zoo to see some supposed big bad turtle that the other kids in his class say can kill a squid. They get there and see the turtle, which is actually just some sad old thing. It has graffiti on it's shell, and all of Arnold's classmates start making fun of it and laughing at it. One of them throws a slushie on his shell, and the turtle just retreats into the water.

    Arnold goes down to the tank part to see the turtle and says "Hey man" and touches it's flipper through the glass. Nothing else is said.

    Arnold goes home, unable to stop thinking about this turtle. He tells his grandma about it and she decides to go rescue the turtle, but she's obviously fucking insane. "Grandma do you have a driver's license?" *cackles*

    They break into the zoo at night to rescue the turtle. The night watch is feeding cookies to a penguin who is throwing up cookies and making jokes about it tossing its cookies.

    When they go to release the turtle, they throw it off the dock to the ocean. The area around the dock is shallow and full of garbage. For a minute the turtle just sits there in the filth, looking sad. They give it motivation and it swims off, but not before looking back at it's one and only friend in the world, Arnold.

    Before the credits roll, Arnold's grandma says she's in the mood for turtle soup, and Arnold returns to his depressed face. Literally nobody else around him gives an actual fuck about this turtle. His grandma was manic and only wanted to save the turtle once Arnold said it was old, because obviously she's old. That's the only part she seemed to sympathize with.

    I mean damn it's got so much more feels than the wacky wild style shows have now. Arnold was such a chill dude. Just look at how they were able to cover topics like war:



    Best kid's cartoon in existence.
  5. Obviously the dudes who wrote it down the first time got it all 100% correct

    Wat r apocryphal texts even haha idunno i just like jesus
  6. Originally posted by Sophie Like the glorious little gordito that you are.

    Poor grammar.
  7. Originally posted by Wariat So §m£ÂgØL, am I also a drunk since in addition to all that stuff I got convicted of two duis?

    You're pretty chunky so yeah probably
  8. Originally posted by Technologist Oh, please do share. I wasn’t the one making the claim, you were. Let’s see your proof that Adam and Eve were already here, and that a serpent altered their DNA; and please don’t insult me with some opinion piece. Thanks in advance👍🏻

    Lol and the gold mines
  9. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i'm really just going off what roshambo told me and he's kind of a retard

    OH WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED
  10. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood no they don't you are just making up a narrative to fit your gay agenda

    Yeah, I'm making up research. Well thought out.
  11. Nah. I don't do retard drugs
  12. If he was actually dead and you actually gave a fuck you wouldn't have titled the thread like this.
  13. Originally posted by -SpectraL Ammunition reloaders are really simple devices. Back in the '70's, my friend's Dad was a Brinks guard and had several ammunition reloaders and buckets of empty casings in the basement, so we used to sit there are reload all kinds of ammunition, including empty shotgun shells, and fire them. They all worked perfectly.

    This is what the modern ones look like.


    https://www.hornady.com/reloading/presses/

    Yep. Simple as buying a machine. They're not expensive at all.
  14. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood wow kill urself

    Its objectively true.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-key-to-a-happy-relationship-be-gay-or-childless-or-make-tea-9057349.html%3famp

    Meanwhile Lesbians have an insane amount of domestic violence and infidelity.
  15. I.C Weiners? Oh crud
  16. Originally posted by Technologist Can’t find it huh? Gotcha!!! You just proved to me what I already knew, you’re a sham. Happy Sunday to you!

    Literally all of them are so off base about what the Bible actually says. I went to catholic school so its really pretty hilarious to me.
  17. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i posted proof of the last message he sent on social media that cooresponds to his last post on the forum.

    Doesn't really prove anything. Even if it was him, it doesn't mean he did it.

    Mark, Malice, and Juicebox all had their obituaries posted. Malice even had his autopsy posted.
  18. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny small penis detected.

    We dont need to hear about you sticking a magnifying glass down your pants.
  19. Henry has come to see us!
  20. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood so do you but you aren't dead

    Exactly.
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