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2018-10-28 at 5:13 AM UTC in eBagger trolls other TinyChat rooms (Video Inside)
Originally posted by DontTellEm Ya. It was just odd to me. It made me uncomfortable. That's all.
Prolly in that moment, I would've got it.
Oh made it over to my TinyChat trolling episode 1 thread.
Its not really supposed to make you uncomfortable considering I'm letting you guys know I'm recording it for entertainment sake, and that's kinda whats entailed in trolling is making people feel uncomfortable/annoyed. No need to put yourself in my position, I get crunk and get on cam and things can get uncomfortable, awkward and uncomfortable things are some of my favorite things to watch like interviews that go wrong or where you can tell two hosts don't like each other but have to work together.
Eh I'm spending too much time describing this shit to you but its also Saturday night and I'm current en' route to crunktown so oopsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-24 at 6:11 AM UTC in eBagger trolls other TinyChat rooms (Video Inside)AHOY NIGGAS
I've been meaning to work on a video project like this for a while but I'm lazy, and I hafta relearn the basics of editing and the actual work of trolling and finding rooms that don't just kick you and actually let you fuck with them can be difficult.
The niggas from our Tinychat room will find the same old comedy routines used here, wearing my wig all dishoveled, zooming in, being fucked up on drugs, etc., but the bunch of you who don't fuck with Tinychat might find it entertaining.
Its a fine line between too short not enough content, and too long too much unneeded fluff. I think I accidentally made it too long, but its the first trial episode so I just put together what I had.
If I ever get the motivation I think I can do better, and find a way to integrate Niggas in space material. Although in a few rooms I did end up BS'ing around and people were interested in where I was from and I explained the forums and told em bout NiS.
Ironically one dude remember Totse and was like "Oh yeah I got the anarchist cookbook off of there!"
But yeah here it is, hope you get some form of entertainment out of it. Again sorry for the length. The best was the room with the british dude and that was like 5 or 6 minutes or some shit.
Holy shit I just realized its 15 minutes
Oh well if I do another it'll be edited alot better than this
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2018-10-27 at 4:49 AM UTC in Clonazolam Reviewyeah apric0t is a scrub ain't he?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-26 at 3:42 AM UTC in Tyson Fury vs Deontay WilderThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-25 at 3:54 AM UTC in Would anyone be interested in a Bill Krozby q and a, in December?I got an English Degree bro I'll help ya sometime Bill Krozbydog just lemme kno
I can see it now Bill Krozby Dickens: A tale of two slampigs - it was da best of sluts, and it was the worst of slutsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-24 at 10:11 PM UTC in eBagger trolls other TinyChat rooms (Video Inside)
Originally posted by ohfralala Also Lilith is a cunt with no sense of humor.
Yeah she is, super megabitch
Originally posted by ohfralala Ok I’m done. I laughed till I cried. My favorite part was Pikachu getting his ass whipped for talking shit on those kids.
aww rly? :0 Thx glad u enjoyed it :)
I'll try and get around to making some more, more related to niggasin.space shitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-20 at 3:07 AM UTC in NiS IS the dark underbelly of DateHookup.comThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-08 at 9:51 PM UTC in I shook Donald J. Trumps hand, and it gave me strength and staminaSo I was paying attention to the campaign, watching his rallys every night on stream.
I check his schedule and low and behold he's coming to my town! I was like oh hell yeah this is gonna be sweet I'm gonna see him in person.
So I get up hella early and the friends I was supposed to go with bailed on me, but that wasn't gonna stop me I was gonna go by myself.
I get at UNCW like....3-4 hours early in the burning sun, and there are already a few hundred people in line.
Luckily a lone dude around my age strolls up behind me, decked out in FULL Trump attire. MAGA hat, Trump shirt, pins, the whole deal.
He was by himself so I strike up a conversation something like "dude nice Trump gear. Are you ready this is gonna be legendary". He was like "hell yeah man I drove 2 hours to get here. My friends all bailed on me but I didn't care I was coming." I was like "Hey my friends bailed on me last minute too! Well fuck em' we're more dedicated to the movement" and so on.
So there's shenanigans in line, got a video of a dude riling up the line, anti-trump people selling knockoff hats and pins and stuff.
I was kinda bummed we weren't going to get closer but the line was INSANE behind us so I figured we'd get a decent seat.
While we're standing we all move up some and I see secret service, dogs, all types of security. I'd forgotten I'd had like 3 Suboxone strips and some etizolam tucked away in my wallet. FUCK I ain't losing my place in line, so I ask my newfound buddy to hold my place and I haul ass back to my car and drop off the goods.
I run back and maybe an hour later its GO TIME. They start slowly letting people in.
Its our turn and I think I had to empty pockets or go through metal detector or something, and we get in the stadium and stand behind a small crowd that gathered around the rails. There are 2 sets, a VIP right up front, and then one with the general crowd.
Well my dude was brainstorming on how to get in VIP, as we didn't see ticket options or anything. We walked around and he asked some guys from Trumps campaign how you got to get in that area. Long story short since he was 100% Trump decked out, the guys from the campaign handed him a shitload of "Make America Great Again" and "The Silent Majority Stands with Trump" signs and ask him to put them all on the seats that were a level up where the people would be on camera behind Trump. He handed me half the signs and agreed but said "Yeah man we can do that, but let your guys know to let us in VIP" and the guy agreed.
OH YEAH! So we navigate our way to the upper area. I'm kinda nervous cause I see the crowd growing and if something falls through we'd end up way farther back than original. But we haul ass and lay a sign on every seat and get back down to the crowd. He went to the guy guarding VIP entrance and the dude was like naw you guys don't have a pass, so some original confusion but we found the dude who agreed and he waived to the dude to let is in.
SCOREEEEE Were in awe fucking middle front literally like 10 ft away the podium.
I was fat at the time (I know hard to imagine with my current muscular state) and had some redneck looking facial hair but you can see me pictured here, and then in the longer distance photo
And the picture has Rudy Juliani but as you see Trump posted it, and thats how far away we were. Dude in the blue shirt was my buddy I met and who essentially got me the opportunity to shake Trumps hand.
So the whole thing was awesome, got better position than I ever thought I would, shook the mans hand, which as I said I felt a little bit of his near unlimited strength and stamina, the same which was used to defeat low-energy Hilary.
I hope to find my photos and video of him walking by. I'm sure I still have them on an old phone but its pissing me off cause obviously those are photos I made sure I had. I was trying to a video of me shaking his hand but secret service was very aggressive and basically keeping everybodys hands down around him. After me and my dude shook his hand we look at each other, double hi-five and screamed "OH MY GOD WE SHOOK HIS HAND OHHH YEAHH THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER WOOOO"
We exchanged numbers so we could send each other the pictures we got. I still have his number I believe I should hit him up ask how he's Making America Great Again and stuff.
And I still have my sign to this day
And dats da story of how a nigga like me shook the most powerful man in the world's hand
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2018-10-20 at 12:44 AM UTC in Are you morbid?YES! SBT's cowboy hat emoji returns! I kept seeing your name and it stuck out in my mind like yo I think I used to post with this nigga or somethin, of which many of the little bits and pieces one would remember from forum life would think....and that emoji confirms it!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-20 at 12:51 AM UTC in NiS IS the dark underbelly of DateHookup.comwhoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hol up
totse3.com is trayvon martin?
Jeeeeesus either I don't spend enough time here or I'm not very attention
On-topic sorry to inform you but this is no place to find love confirmed. I myself, yes eBagger, put out an application for any not extremely slutty sugar pie honey buns over in the relationships part of the forums.
And I'm still here hanging out with Pikachu so nawThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-17 at 1:19 AM UTC in I Think Website Like This Take Us For GrantedHey I was gonna post in Jim fuck latinos carrys thread but I was too lazy. Probably a reflection on why these forums are dying. It takes effort to post these days. Unless you can just pump out fire replies and content like mQ.
on another note cricket squad up in this bitch am i riteThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-14 at 11:40 PM UTC in Clonazolam ReviewWell, this is a hype post, but in this very thread, tomorrow, I will be testing out a new drug in one of my favorite types of drugs, BENZOS WOO
And giving a comprehensive review of it
And some other reviews to come in the near future ;DThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-05 at 9:27 AM UTC in Broke up with my "gf" last night
"Ayo Edith take dis primo sack of flake n flip dat shit to da honkeys I'll front it to ya tryna be neighborly n sheit best come back wit da dough ya dig"
"Ohhh AHhchie! I met the kindest negro lady today she moved in down the street she gave us some flour to bake a cake!"
"You wha!? Edith...you took a mysterious sack from the nigger lady down the street? What the fuck did I tell you about niggers? That's cocaine you dumb bitch"
"You dun fucked up for da last time Edith!"
"Oh shit look at what ya caused I told ya's Edith get the fuck outta here ya dumb slampig"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!- NARCassist,
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2018-10-05 at 8:56 AM UTC in My suicide note.
Originally posted by mmQ I love you BREHJ
You are actro
Mustard stain mistro.
My lil nigga.
Fuck. I'm pissed off right now because I can't remember the name of the girl thst you and her always posted in HB on zoklet. She always had the sunglasses emoji as her signature. Fuuuuck. What was her name? Zek?
Either way you two were two peas in a pod and the part of the reason I stuck around. For what it's worth
I love you buddy and I DO know you can do good things. Only way you can't is by not trying to find out.
Seven cringes.
Item 9 is actor?
Ayyyy whats ghood hold off on dat a while brudda, think 4th Reich shit, it'll help you through these dark times
And its not fuckhead your thinking of is it? I always remember her posting in HB.
dude I've typed out like 4 posts in 5 different tabs and it took actors suicide note and 30mg of adderall to actually follow through with hitting submit wtfThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-30 at 3:31 AM UTC in Hey DH bitches, good single man eBagger here, application for you lonely nigga femalesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-28 at 9:56 PM UTC in Hey DH bitches, good single man eBagger here, application for you lonely nigga females
Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t What's that shit on your jaw line? Do you only own an electric razor? 😷
Why you dirty bitch!
I mean....hey lady, as mentioned that was taken during day 5 or so of no electricity, so an electric razor didn't do much good. Had to do what I could with a regular old razor. And it looks so mangy because with no power the only thing I had to do for fun was pull out my beard hairs. So I brought back the sideburns only so it was more obvious I'm full on 14/88
BUT
You can imagine how sexy I'd look WITH electricity and running water ;)
Originally posted by infinityshock shes leading you on to get you to fix her shit
Dumb nigga I still got my scrilla. And she just came up with more stuff for me to fix so fuck yaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-24 at 4:36 PM UTC in Hey DH bitches, good single man eBagger here, application for you lonely nigga femalesOh, heres a bad picture of me from my hurricane thread after having no air or toilet for 7 days, so you can imagine after I've cleaned myself up.
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2018-09-26 at 10:20 PM UTC in The internet is overYeah its pretty fucked.
I think back on all the various sites I used to check regularly after school and be a part of and they are all gone, or turned corporate shill. Like if we logged in here one day and lanny had all those facebook, twitter, instagram, google + icons at the top and a generic layout with flashy moving shit.
I stopped coming here for years because when NiS first started getting users from like, the 4th or 5th zoklet fallout shelter, it was such a slow trickle of users and posts, it felt like the community had finally fragmented for the last time, never to return.
I can't believe to see some of the original posters here.
I feel like 80% of good feels come from just generic speaking of the old nostalgia we all loved and remembered.
Again, just the forum look and layout and still seeing the age old -Spectral bullshit kinda gives me a warm feeling inside.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-24 at 3:50 PM UTC in NiS World Championship Title - Free Pay Per View Fight - Bologna Nacho vs eBagger
Nigga's and Genteleman, lil niggas and hoooooooooooooooo's
Llllllllllets get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuumble faggots
In the memory of legendary totse events such as HTS vs Chunt, I'm opening a challenge to a user.
A user who is scared of high winds and rain.
A user who seeks electricity and working toilets.
A user who would drown, just trying to boogie board the waves I do on a regular basis.
That's right, I'm talking about Bologna Nacho.
Apparently he lives close to me, as he ran with his tail between his legs, from hurricane Florence.
He'll probably have all types of excuses. "Oh, I have to pick up leaves in my yard!" - "Oh dear..uhh..I have to go pick up my grandmothers insulin..."
Well too bad, hurricane eBagger is coming for DAT ASS.
Reply here if you accept.
Reply here if you are too much of a coward.
I have boxing gloves, I have bare knuckles, I have foam pool noodles, whatever your willing to take a beating from, and have it recorded for the fans here at NiS.
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2018-09-24 at 12:23 AM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!(5 picture max my ass fuck you lan ny)
NIGGAS! MY NIGGAS!
I've returned, you can stop worrying and get a good night sleep. I am not balogna nacho, who would have surely perished in this hurricane.
I look back at my old replies and it appears I devolved into some sort of evolutionary creature , from an earlier, simpler time.
First of all, I'm sorry I don't have the amazing footage and pictures I promised. It was hard to get any good footage as the worst times were at night, and I couldn't open my front door to get much because it would have obviously blown the front door off at best times. This is a quick thread going over some things, but if I ever transfer the stuff from my other camera I might make another thread but by then Florence will already be older news than it arleady is.
I wandered around the house 3 days, some windows boarded but dark out always, non stop wind and rain, unsure if it was day or night or morning or what. My sleep was FUCKED, and with lack of tiz (oh I'm gucci now tho) it made it all that more difficult. But yeah it was a long and confusing 3 days, you wake up and think man theres no way its still hurricaning out *stumble to front door* *WHOOOSHH* "Good lord it feels like its been doing this a week" Heres a random picture of a tree on a house. And a short video with no sound of some of the gusts.
The worst by far, was after the storm. When the sun came out, and eating, sleeping, and staying clean was quite a chore.
The heat of Monday morning, and from what the radio was saying at least a minimum of a few days without electricity, was going to be the shitkicker. And of course I was one of the last to get power, 9 FUCKING DAYS WITHOUT POWER. Whens the last time you went that long without power? Its HOT, your supplies are LOW, the inhabits of the city are scampering around like rats in hopes of finding fuel and ice. Fist fights breaking out over snicker bars.
I looked and felt like this day in and day out, soon getting used to waking up to the backfire of the neighbors generator, or just some random loud noise, drenched in sweat.
A puzzle, a radio, an acoustic guitar, and lanterns/flashlights keep me sane and somewhat entertained in the days of heat and pooping in a toilet, only to go outside and get a bucket of water to pour into the toilet to get it to flush (Yeah thats how it works for those you retards arguing about how flushing toilets work)
Oh yeah I made it ON the radio and got to call in! And they were all "Hello you're on the air" and I was like "Oh dude are you serious? YEAAHHH I've never made it on the air before whats up!!?!" and now I am a local celebrity.
I parked my car at my friends house because she asked me to so people would think she's home and wouldn't get robbed, which I didn't understand because by her liberal mind people will only come out and help everyone after a catastrophe right?!? Nobody would think of taking advantage of the situation and looting and breaking in would they?!? That'd be racist to think!! God what a fucking idiot she is.
So while I park my car in suburban retard zone some of the only damage done was when some dumbass didn't put up their grill and it flew into my Volkswagen.
On the 5th or so day with no power, I got to watch copters put a spotlight across the street cause apparently sheriffs had to come get some dude out of a trailer because the heat/lack of medication got to him and he was shooting off guns and acting erratic. Of course I'm not a weak minded person, so I was still mentally in-tact and thriving.
All in all I'm glad I stayed to make sure everything was okay and I'd be here if family needed me. Might have caused a rift/end in one of the longest friendships I've ever had, but if she doesn't understand why I stayed and I should be just as mad she abandoned me, then our friendship must not have been worth much of a damn anyway.
There will be more threads from this possibly to come. Hope you enjoyed, and thanks for your thoughts and prayers, even though you knew I wouldn't need the, as RisiR stated, I have 5 star survival ability.
But I do appreciate the thanks! I hope you faggots never have to go this long without power. We truly are lucky to have the modern amenities we are. So go over to your air conditioner and give it a big hug, and thank it for keeping you comfortable.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
