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Thanked Posts by eBagger

  1. 2019-09-08 at 3:21 PM UTC in Hey I make better SUSHI than you (Sushi for people who don't like sushi)
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Like I remember growing up and people be like "omg lets get sushi"

    and I'm like "oh"

    "Fish swim in their piss and shit and then you eat them raw haha fuck you"

    But then my culinary genius started to flourish and I thought, I don't need to eat any raw fish to enjoy these bite size delicacies

    So I went to work in the lab, tirelessly rolling up everything from cheese to bacon to ground chicken

    And I came up with enough amazing recipes to change the sushi game but they must remain a secret

    BUT

    I can share this one that is relatively simple and already staples of Sushi

    1. Get yo black ass some wonton wrappers



    This will be the base for all the goods. I'm not putting how much use your common sense for gods sake its a ratio that has to fit in those wontons you dumbfuck

    2. Ingredients:

    Wonton
    Sweet potato (or sweet potato fries)
    Avocado
    Cream Cheese
    Jalapeno
    Rice
    Salt n Peppa
    Siracha
    Spicy mayo
    Oil for cookin'
    Soy sauce (optional for dipping)

    3. Steps:

    1. Make Rice
    2. Make Sweet potato, either put fries in oven, or fresh sweet potato with some salt n peppa and olive oil
    3. Dice fresh or pickled jalapeños (holla penis) finely and mix it with the cream cheese
    4. Open up Avocado and remove giant seed. Cut into strips matching or similar to the sweet potato
    5. Open Wonton, lay across the rice, sweet potato, avocado, and spread the jalapeños cream cheese mixture GENEROUSLY
    6. Roll that shit up playa, close the ends with a little bit of water or eggwash
    7. Fry that shit til crispy brown, in an oil of your choice, I believe I use canola oil
    8. Take it out and put on paper towel. Cut it into Sushi. Then squeeze the spicy mayo and siracha all fancy like
    9. Get a dipping dish and put in the ah fuck you should know what to do by now god damn

    If you did everything correctly you should get some shit that looks like THIS



    Yeah I know its amazing looking thanks

    This was when I was frying my sushi tempura style with seaweed/rice, also quality, but alot messier

    Hey share your sushi recipes and stories here with me, its okay if its lackluster in comparison to my sushi masterpiece we're all friends here at gluttons and gourmet
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  2. 2019-09-10 at 3:05 PM UTC in Lonely feels thread
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by tee hee hee I hate being around ppl bc they are exhausting to deal with but i feel lonely when they aren't around. :/



    I feel like I post this all the time but it reminds me 8()
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  3. 2019-09-08 at 4:36 PM UTC in Ocatavian desperately wants to bang CandyRein...
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Why don't you lowlife eDating trash contain this to the 99 problems and they're all bitches forum

    Originally posted by CandyRein

    Hey behbeh
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  4. 2019-09-08 at 4:07 AM UTC in I'm horny
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych https://youtu.be/KqiY9upydNg

    It's not Janis but I'm not sure if this is good enough. Maybe someone else can post it right

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  5. 2019-09-07 at 5:46 PM UTC in My wife is pregnant
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Is it bad I pictured a kid playing on little miniature farm equipment and getting his leg all fucked up in the little miniature machinery and then you widdle small wooden crutches in a heartbreaking story of father son leg accident redemption



    Edit: Congrats
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  6. 2019-08-31 at 3:02 AM UTC in You ever lay down and rest your snacks on your chest?
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    So you can lay down and eat at the same time ya know

    So one day you layin' down and then you got some wheat thins, and sun chips on your chest and you just relaxin and snackin' and then you doze off..

    Then while you asleep you be rollin' around in your snacks and you feeling all itchy because your grinding all the wheat thins and sun chips in your bedsheets and you wake up like awww god damn I dun slept in my snacks ain't that a bitch

    This is a re-enactment

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  7. 2018-10-20 at 5:20 PM UTC in made a fuckin rainbow cake took pics
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    AHhahhah oh man

    You definitely can't make a cake that ends up looking like that without a decent amount of etizolam....

    Good job brudda
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  8. 2019-05-03 at 8:49 PM UTC in I understand everyone. I should be a real psychologist.
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    mQ do like me get up and move across the country, and the shock and new environment and making new friends will help with the depression.

    I've been too busy trying not to die to be depressed. I'm hanging out with a cute chick I met, I almost broke several bones in a bicycle accident on the way over, and the legal weed. THE LEGAL WEED BRO. You'd be like holy shit. I hope mr wrist/groin isn't broken. I'm taken after komo if that bike accident was caught on tape it'd make the FUCKIN NEWS. But this babe still wants to hangout even though she works full time, has a house, is my age and has everything together and still doesn't mind I hafta get around via bike. (she knows I just moved here.

    I know you said you lived in Florida for a year a while back but maybe change of scenery is whatcha need.

    I don't think I'll live out here forever but when I get back I expect to have an appreciation and new positive outlook on things.

    god luck and good speed
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  9. 2019-03-30 at 6:49 AM UTC in I disabled my phone for 3 months and moved 2700 miles away
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Yeah its gonna be weird

    I check my phone and on here and grimace aka panny ain't to be found whats up with that

    Livin with an old friend of mine at the moment

    I stopped smoking bud but I'm smoking bud while posting this cause even though I quit I had to try all the shit at the dispensary shits insane. The prices like I got an 1/8th of fruity pebbs and and 2 prerolled oregon blueberry j's for $20 even. That would have been at least $50 in the south. And the drinkable and edible shit all nuts man I have a problem with gummies and I ate the shit out of a pack with some htc soda and I was fried for days or something.

    Now Apric0t ain't got no betta THC access than me so thats cool

    Its weird out of the dirty south. Was told I sound like a hick but I'm pretty sure I don't have an accent unless I'm jokingly southern.
    In Washington state I've seen mostly all white people, so those rumors are true

    I miss posting here I can't remember if it was this layout last time but I stopped posting half cause of depressed or felt vain or felt like sounded like an ass

    but I reckon I'll be home soon enough

    hope all is well with you niggas
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  10. 2018-08-17 at 8:32 PM UTC in Do you ever wonder why so many people never even try "hard drugs?"
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Yeah kinda

    If you happen to have life on the ball, supportive family, good group of friends with healthy interests to go surfing and play videogames with, a job you enjoy, a loyal, wholesome girlfriend, there isn't much reason to risk doing what is advertised as hazardous and illegal.

    Its been stated before and we all know, its an absurd punishment that if you get caught with a certain variety of drug, that you want to use for personal use, that men with guns can come and lock you in a cage with violent offenders and rapists and shit and then slap you with a record that makes getting employment, something already more difficult due to women working and diversity shit, even more difficult.

    But since modern day society sucks ass, its a great escape until either the world sorts itself out, or you figure a way out of an especially depressing or lonely time in life.

    Also hard to understand why less people try LSD or shrooms, besides the fact they can be hard to find sometimes. I mean the anxiety of altering your senses that much is scary, and not being in control freaks people out, but I feel theres so many more positive reports of mind expanding and finding new purpose and seeing things from a perspective you never have before, you'd think more people would try it.
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  11. 2018-08-17 at 8:50 PM UTC in I was stung by a jellyfish for the first time in my life yesterday
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Amazingly living close to beaches, going to the beach every summer of my life, at 31 years old, I have never been stung by a jellyfish.

    Grazed by large stingrays, close to whales and dolphins, seeing a sea turtle after laying eggs, I've been lucky.

    But the other day I was boogey boarding at low tide. The area we went the water was much murkier than previous times, but no jellyfish were visible.

    So I'm out there maybe not even 20 minutes, and the waves are shitty but enough to catch the occasional tubing wave.

    So I'm riding a wave back and OUCH it feels like bees are stinking my upper leg and then OUCHH travels down to my calf.

    I look back but its all white water I don't see anything but damnnn it wasn't easing up several seconds later. So I start walking in and I tell the chick I was with "OW OW OW I'M FUCKING STUNG ITS STINGING OUCH"



    excuse my hairy legs I usually trim legs so I don't look like such a hairy bastard

    and then I lied down and she offered to pee on it and I was like hehe yeh

    but we looked it up and it said only pee if stranded and rinse with vinegar.

    so is stings like a bitch for hours, I get home and shower and pour some apple cider vinegar on it and it did help a little.

    It was kinda as bad as I thought it would be, and not as bad at the same time. Its hard to describe it maybe feels kinda like a fairly bad burn, perhaps with little needles or pinprick like sensation to go along with it.

    Anyway that's the story of that jellyfish son of a bitch that finally got me
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  12. 2018-11-03 at 5:22 AM UTC in Oh my GOD...hey guys come check this out, let me change your lives right quick
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ohfralala I guess I’m gonna have to build a bigger house and fill it with marshmallows.

    That's the dream sista.





    Update: Most recent bowl of cereal. Do you see this marshmallow to frosty flake ratio?

    These are no ordinary flakes 😊
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  13. 2018-11-02 at 4:44 AM UTC in Zopiclone Review
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by gadzooks Holy fuck you're lucky it went down like that.

    I know a surprisingly high number of people who do your kind of work. You have to have the responsibility of like three normal adults.

    I could never do it, quite honestly.

    Yeah, eyeballing RC benzos is universally cautioned against.

    I am utterly amazed at how few incidents I had with phenazepam.

    Note that I didn't say I had none. Of course there were some, but I lucked out in that I am alive, not in jail, and have all limbs in tact.

    Well I got fired like 4 years ago so its not my kind of work. It was fun to get paid to play Wii no lie and gratifying to bring some joy to somebody who got dealt a shitty card in life and couldn't do anything about it. Least I could do is make him laugh or let him listen to rap music he liked that his redneck parents wouldn't let him listen too.

    I dunno how people stay in that field with more than one client who are worse off than mine was.

    Yeah you are lucky, my buddy totaled his car on Phenazepam. I ordered some excited to try it responsibly but unfortunately it was bunk shit. One of the only times I'd been received something that literally did nothing.

    But yeah honestly you are lucky you have limbs and can see and function properly. It should be something in the motivation thread. We're luckier than tons of people who can't even make a sandwich for themselves, they will never be able to taste a sandwich made specifically the way they like it. Should be easier to be motivated to do things but its not always easy to remind yourself your so lucky when your feeling shitty or shitty stuff goin on in life.
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  14. 2018-11-02 at 4:51 AM UTC in I'm going to train dozens of chatbots with obscure/fringe personalities to create some alt accounts here to spice things up.
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    I'm fucked up too hell yeah it sounds like fun get on makin them 100,000 beautiful aryan bots
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  15. 2018-10-31 at 7:01 AM UTC in Zopiclone Review
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by gadzooks Can you really do an effective trip report when you've got so many different cooks in the kitchen?

    Can't say I haven't been there myself though, once upon a time.

    In the words of Henry David Thoreau, "Simplify".

    holy SHIT one of those moments where you start to feel really old. Life in the woods had such a huge impact on me, and I'd forgotten all about it. Thanks mate, I think your simple post helped me have a lil mini realization. Sorry if I shit on your motivational thread. Humor is a way I try and cope with shit and keep the heavy weight of consciousness lighthearted, and sometimes I think I just come off as a douche.
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  16. 2018-10-25 at 7:03 AM UTC in How do I claw my way our of the epistemological void I find myself in?
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    I dun think I said it before I dun think I say it again there's something comforting in seeing that most of us in this community are in, or hanging around, or waving to somebody riding, or just shy of boarding "the bus"

    Don't it make ya feel a little less alone?

    I told one of the few people I still have real life conversation with who had told me they had agoraphobia years ago and couldn't leave the house, and is still on Lexapro (and believes she will need it until the day she dies), that I think she is like 85% justified in her "irrational" fears in which the way life currently runs and is presented in the modern world. I do consider her of slightly above average female intelligence.

    Earlier today I just randomly opened up to an older client of mine, who was venting to me about her various iPhone issues, that I honestly believe its become apparent to some, imperceptible to most, that more-so in the past 3-6 years, we have reached a point of progression that has diverged into increasing, mounting regression, in almost aspects of life. Technology being an important factor, reaching out and stirring into all other earthly divisions.

    The worst is having a memory of a younger, alternative, on track, mentally secure, goal driven and rewarded, "normal", ambitious, energetic, confident, unfolding of limitless possibilities, nourishing of precious relationships, etc to remind you of the stark contrast of the totally opposite current day, an ever flowering predicament that just seems to continue to stack, further distancing you from the tranquility and joy and vigor you once had, and with the most precious of assets being time, flying by at full speed and only getting faster, and trying your best to keep it together while also frantically trying to put together the damaged remains of lifes puzzle pieces with the ever present personal negative decisions that occupies your consciousness and suppresses ability to summon positive change, and assemble the scraps of yourself that has managed to survive in tact in such a way that could result in what resembles some sort of meaningful, fulfilling existence, some sort of link to the hope filled past of ignorance of which Ghost refers.

    Or learning of some of the solutions but having too many variables and obstacles to make finalize them.

    Ah fuck it I dunno how I got to this thread or how much time I spent trying to communicate relateable, shared feelings with these digital eWords but I'm not proofreading I'm hitting submit
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  17. 2018-10-28 at 4:56 AM UTC in Domestic RC vendors
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DontTellEm "ebagger" u seem like a douchebag.

    u seem like somebody who might get the wrong impression 😌
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  18. 2018-10-20 at 5:16 PM UTC in Oh my GOD...hey guys come check this out, let me change your lives right quick
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman


    I used to joke "I wish they made a cereal with ALL marshmallows"

    Not sure if you guys knew this, but they fucking sell a sprinkle container of those oh so delicious marshmallows found in your favorite cereals. I knew they sold the little marshmallows that you could put on hot chocolate, but these are like the official lucky charm style marshmallows.

    Do you guys comprehend what this means? And what I have confirmed to be to the case?

    Thats right, now EVERY cereal you enjoy can - NOW WITH MARSHMALLOWS!

    I've already put them in honey nut cheerios and it was amazing.

    I also added them the cereal that ends all cereals....the frostiest of the frosty, luckiest of the lucky, malloweyest of the mallow cereal

    FROST FLAKE LUCKY CHARMS NIGGA



    Thats right, I added EXTRA marshmallows, to the FROSTED FLAKE MARSHMALLOW lucky charms cereal.

    Needless to say, it was fucking amazing. I recommend you guys go out and try and find a container at your local grocery or mart. It was like $1.50, and its gone a long way pretty much....especially considering like fiber gummies, I find myself everytime I walk by the cabinet, I dump a few in my hand.....
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  19. 2018-10-30 at 8:16 AM UTC in Do you initate conversations with strangers in public?
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    God rarely unless I'm on a high dose of Adderall, but I must give off positive vibes or whatever vibes that scream out "HEY TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING ON YOUR MIND OR JUST YOUR FAVORITE CANDY YOUR THINKING ABOUT PICKING UP"

    So when standing in line at the store I'm studying the candy and reading the energy drinks ingredients, and looking at chips as if I'm baffled by the variety and deeply concerned that I might make the wrong decision (shh guys not actually planning on buying the shit)

    And people STILL end up saying something to me

    So yeah I kinda turned this into a strangers initiate conversation with me, with me trying to avoid initiating conversation for most occasions unless they give off a particularly friendly or vibe or like their old and lonely or something.

    EDIT:

    Long term connections are significantly harder for me to make, which is good I think? People who make long term connections easily are probably very clingy and also more likely to run into problems/drama due to lack of discretion.

    I think depending on the amount of time spent, it might either be you, your keen eye of as people getting more comfortable around you letting loose more of their "real" selves, and the fact that there is quite a large number of shitheads out there.

    So maybe your a good dude with good judgement. Or your just a narcissist asshole who gets to thinkin he's too cool to hangout with his friends

    HAH you only like to talk to people at partys, events, bars. Thats the worst place to initiate conversation because you hafta yell and half the time misunderstanding and I try and not breathe on people when I talk I like suck in or look away while making occaisional eye contact but when yelling at a bar or something I just think I'm breathing my air/bad breath on this person hah try initiating strangers at church or salvation army or wal mart where its still kinda got that party vibe but its alot quieter
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  20. 2018-10-27 at 3:31 AM UTC in Let's go!
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Ghost It is what it is

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