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2023-08-30 at 11:57 AM UTC in This is the worst layout of a forum or html or website everLike its like the graphix of an older site but like my subscriptions be confusing and like threads go on forever mainly consisting of african american women suggesting songs or something like wtf is this shitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-05 at 10:13 AM UTC in Get your username spraypainted/sharpie'd onto the side of a shipwrecked, or CAPSIZED boat (NiS version)Mission accomplished w/ boat dick str8 up sons
I don't think I left any you out. I almost forgot STER0S was like damn...not today nigga *stared into horizon*
Could be fancier I dunno it was hot af god damn
I RECKON boat dick would be THERE
THere ya go might be cool might suck whose to know, but I'm feeling...a 5 star tingle....oh, WHO KNOWS
EDIT:
NO GOD DAMNIT
I FUCKING FORGOT 4J
and lowercase Wren
ah fuck and AUSCHWITZ NAZI DISNEYLAND
MY FAT ASS GOTTA GO BACK A 3RD TIME FUCKThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-28 at 5:36 AM UTC in Get your username spraypainted/sharpie'd onto the side of a shipwrecked, or CAPSIZED boat (NiS version)I spotted this beauty in the distance as I traversed the island in hopes for Buoy treasure.
I remember making the same thread for Zoklet, might as well go for it again dd
RIP Mark.
Washed up after hurricane Dorian, what a shitty hurricane surprised it even could wash that up. If you look bottom left you can see new generic bong.
As I sit still, the crabs come out and battle for my entertainment... Giant claw vs Giant claw. I try and just break it up and say that they can all b my frends chill out guys lol am i rite
the fuckin sail is not to far off
This shits still filled up with water. I bet I can drain it, but any cocaine will likely be destroyed.
But word how bout you leave a comment or something and ya boy will go put that shit up and make it look pretty and document it for you niggasThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-04 at 2:36 PM UTC in Get your username spraypainted/sharpie'd onto the side of a shipwrecked, or CAPSIZED boat (NiS version)Christ can you niggers make any more REVISIONS? This is NOT a vandalize Wendys thread 4j, as much as that would be in the totse spirit, but I'll put you on the fucking boat.
Now theres BIRD DRAWINGS involved
Let me find my BITCH ASS sun tan lotion, and drawing materials. And its probably low tide so I'm going to be walking through MUD AND CLAMSHELLS while people on yachts wave at me like assholes. Wish me luck. -
2019-09-30 at 11:44 AM UTC in Get your username spraypainted/sharpie'd onto the side of a shipwrecked, or CAPSIZED boat (NiS version)Okay so I got:
Fonafone (937) 522-1751
VindicktiveVinny
aldra
the man who put it in my hood
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Solstice
Krolo
mmQ
Casper
AngryOnion
AngryIVer
CASPER
Sophie
Grylls
8stringflinG (gay) or G4lm
and whatever FUCKING little sayings or poems you little negros threw in there
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny can you write poems on them ?
Is my username Robert Frost? or Henry David Thoreau? The fuck is this
Originally posted by AngryOnion Another quality E-bagger thread.
Did those crabs really BATTLE IT OUT??
Yes. Yes they did. Not in a war fashion but select brawls broke out. I brought them peace. -
2019-09-27 at 3:37 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by CandyRein Megan is actually a big Nicki fan they have a song together lol
Oh I don't doubt it, I'm just saying from a song standpoint I'm not even sure its taste, that song you posted just fucking blows monkey nuts. Both of them actually.
Megan and Nicki Minaj are actually big 3pac fans. RIP
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2019-09-26 at 5:10 PM UTC in Anybody had Boba Tea? Come post your order your favorite combination in post form!I wish I could hang out with the fat girl that had tried every flavor 30 times 8(
Let her suck my boba balls 8(The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-26 at 4:30 PM UTC in You ever show a friend a NIS post of yours and be like god damnit..Do you work at a crackhouseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-26 at 2:40 PM UTC in never been much of a sleeperI see now, he was telling a magical story through emoji. Should be made into a major motion film. Pretty sure he's created something similar, although better and more action packed to that of the Immaculate Conception.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-26 at 1:01 PM UTC in Post pics of totse zoklet girls
Originally posted by mmQ HEY! I dont give a fuck what you would say or wouldn't say.
I'm kidding bagman. I played a little replaypoke4 recently. I'm at nearly 3 million right now. I remeber when I had to keep losing on purpose in your 5k games to try and get you some money there. Lol. Remembe that ?
HAH! Yes I remember, we ran the tables back then. Even if it COSTED us money. ππππππ
Remember how I had to keep making accounts because "racial slurs" or because they couldn't take the banter? I'd tell them I had a pair of aces when I had a pair of 2's and they'd all fold ππππππ -
2019-09-26 at 1:11 PM UTC in Post pics of totse zoklet girlswell it was a hoot I tell ya what
then we'd lose sometime even telling each other our high cards in TC.
and I'd put on "The Gambler" or "Poker face" and play with Apric0t while he was cammed up and it was so easy cause I'd tab over and when he had a good hand he'd be laughing or have this shit eating grin on his face like a fucking idiot and I'd be like damn u suck dude worst poker face ever.
good times ππππππThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-25 at 1:55 PM UTC in never been much of a sleeper
Originally posted by Technologist I know this sounds like the opposite of how it should be; but when I was on opiates, I never got a good nights rest. I rarely took them after 5pm.
Yeah gotta love those times your ready to fallout and dose and suddenly get a burst of energy for a few hours.
This is gonna sound basic Uhh I had to have one of those alarm clocks that vibrate your pillow and flash lights in your eyes and blasts a siren in your ear. My last roomate had to take it outside. I suppose sometimes I've tried the ole' stay up 2 days to get 1 decent nights sleep but that doesn't really help feeling sleepy all day.
PERHAPS loading up on the natural BS like l-tryptophan and melatonin ( I hate suggesting that to sleepy people) at night, try and figure out your optimum napping schedule, like figure out when you nap for 30 mins if you get an energy increase as opposed to 1 1/2 hours being sluggish and fucking up your nights sleep.
Or pop some tizzys!....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-24 at 9:46 AM UTC in why the fuck do you people still talk to each otherThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-24 at 2:49 PM UTC in Got hit on by some boomerlmao dude get your hand off your wiener
your not fuckin shyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-19 at 2:40 PM UTC in I still hate fat peopleHell yeah deal with it
Jolly as a muthafucka up in hereThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-07 at 12:43 PM UTC in eBagger searches for Cocaine brought in by Dorian on the coastHowdy niggas
eBagger back atcha wit anotha hot fiya search fo' that sweet barrier island coco!
I've been pretty sober over the past year, thus accounting for my lack of blockbuster, 2-thumbs up, critically acclaimed, 5-star threads. Cause when I'm crunk I'm usually more active for some reason.
ANYWAY.
I was at my buddies house when I was tracking the storm, and I stumbled across this little piece of news...
So even though I'm on the North Carolina coast, I thought to myself...it's worth a go!!
So early morning as soon as the sun came out, and the tide came out, I paddled out to the barrier island in search of large amount of Cocaine bricks, or any other narcotic.
I forgot my camera, as I wasn't thinking of making a thread on it, but I came across some cool stuff too big to haul back, but of no real value. One being a giant Coast Guard Buoy washed up on shore. It looks almost exactly like this, huge enough for me to climb on, with a solar light on top, and a giant bin with 2-inch wide bolts holding it shut.
I may update the thread this weekend or early next week with whats inside, as it will take some work, but with one of those giant wrenches meant for working on diesel engines, or maybe even a plumbers wrench and some WD-40 could be enough to break the rusted bolts.
I asked my friend to ask her husband, who is in the coast guard what are in these suckers. I was told "nothing", and warned of the dangers of tampering with Government property. HAH. I said BITCH...don't restrict my freedom of adventure! Not really, but I was like "oh".
and I did say I give 0 hoots about that shit, and the government does shit I don't agree with all the time fuck their buoys. Of course if it serious this is all in minecraft, and the pictures I upload will be slightly blocky LOL
NOW. For the treasure!
I was disappointed honestly, but I believe either a shipment of sunglasses went overboard, or its just random but considering the amount of sunglasses I found it seemed to be a small shipment went overboard somewhere. I walked the course of a few miles, and every quarter mile I would find a pair of sunglasses. They were full of barnacles but I've been soaking them and they seem to come clean. I got about 6-8 useable pair of sunglasses and some snorkels and a snorkel mouthpiece. I can't make out the brands on some, one of them being Under Armor.
Getting hot and eaten alive by giant island flies, I decided to head back, not totally disappointed as I have a buoy to check out, and found some cool stuff to look at and glasses.
I came across a lone man walking, and he yelled something indecipherable to me, I walked over and asked him "wha?"
--"Ah g'day! I thought you were Bills son my bad, I'm Mark good to meetcha!"
"Ah Gday Mark!"
--"Oy these flies'll take a chunk out of ya Christ"
"You ain't lyin Mark, hazards everywhere out here, watch the broken glass!"
--"Oh will do mate, good luck on your search!"
This fella seemed Australian, and feisty, I might as well joke with him about what I'm lookin for, since he seemed to inquire I was indeed "searching" for something
"Yeah man, I'm on the search alright, I read a bunch of Cocaine bricks washed up on Florida, I'm seein if theres any stragglers!"
--"AHH HAHAHAHH IS THAT ROIGHT HAHA"
--"True story I went to Belize with my brother walking on the beach, and I found a bale THIS BIG *does giant box shape with hands* of Pot! Couldn't take it on the plane of course but boy was that something"
"Thats awesome! Thanks for the inspiration!"
--"Yezzir good luck!"
AHA Finding another mate who'd successfully found kush on the beach. Maybe there was still a chance!
I return to my landing area, then, not 20 meters from where I landed, I spotted a box in the distance....
OH YEAH! JACKPOT!
A functional military box! It was heavy too! I was too excited, but too exhausted as well, so I tossed my loot in the kayak and headed back.
Upon eating mac and cheese and showering, I opened the box hoping for anything cool from the military really, but unfortunately the only thing stuffed in there was empty ammo boxes, and a couple of papa johns pizza plates.
Thats about it. I'll update if I get the energy and motivation to head back and open the buoy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-10 at 12:19 PM UTC in eBagger searches for Cocaine brought in by Dorian on the coastAhoy niggas
Thank you for visiting the eBagger Island Cocaine-Narcotic Search Thread of 2019!
*Update*
Its the day after my great disappointment...
I made it to the buoy, but one of the bolts stripped and the others needed to be held from the other side, thus leaving me no idea how to get in. So I had just carried a 25lb backpack full of supplies roughly 2 1/2 miles just to have some bolts spin...
I did bring my camera and here were some of the more interesting aspects of the island since the hurricane
After my last post I ate some eggs and jalapeno cheddar grits and toast to prepare for the mission. I was blessed with a medium high tide. The landscape of the island had altered, as this sign is usually up on posts.
Unfortunately only the strong (eBagger) survives out here. Here are some fallen creatures who were unfortunate enough to meet their demise. RIP little fellas. I don't believe I've ever seen a dead seagull out here. I was scared it was still alive and was going to move but it didn't. I'm not very good at mercy killing, its not so fulfilling.
Some of the better trash I'd found out this time. I'm sure fucking batteries aren't good for the environment but some boat driving should get them because they were too heavy to carry any distance, none the less strap to a kayak.
A new boat had washed up on shore. I see ancient shell artifacts had been placed at the stern (not sure what the stern is don't know boat lingo). Perfect place for a snack and to test out some of my even newer sunglasses as I shield myself from mother nature. Storm clouds were approaching, so I was ready to get to the buoy.
ALAS the buoy I had seen and told you about! You can see why it might have some interesting shit inside, but also why I needed the proper tools (And still couldn't get in).
See! I just opened photos and took a snippit of since Lanny only allows 5 photosThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!- G4LM,
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2019-09-10 at 1:35 AM UTC in I'm horny
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2019-09-10 at 2:02 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
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2019-09-08 at 3:21 PM UTC in Hey I make better SUSHI than you (Sushi for people who don't like sushi)Like I remember growing up and people be like "omg lets get sushi"
and I'm like "oh"
"Fish swim in their piss and shit and then you eat them raw haha fuck you"
But then my culinary genius started to flourish and I thought, I don't need to eat any raw fish to enjoy these bite size delicacies
So I went to work in the lab, tirelessly rolling up everything from cheese to bacon to ground chicken
And I came up with enough amazing recipes to change the sushi game but they must remain a secret
BUT
I can share this one that is relatively simple and already staples of Sushi
1. Get yo black ass some wonton wrappers
This will be the base for all the goods. I'm not putting how much use your common sense for gods sake its a ratio that has to fit in those wontons you dumbfuck
2. Ingredients:
Wonton
Sweet potato (or sweet potato fries)
Avocado
Cream Cheese
Jalapeno
Rice
Salt n Peppa
Siracha
Spicy mayo
Oil for cookin'
Soy sauce (optional for dipping)
3. Steps:
1. Make Rice
2. Make Sweet potato, either put fries in oven, or fresh sweet potato with some salt n peppa and olive oil
3. Dice fresh or pickled jalapeΓ±os (holla penis) finely and mix it with the cream cheese
4. Open up Avocado and remove giant seed. Cut into strips matching or similar to the sweet potato
5. Open Wonton, lay across the rice, sweet potato, avocado, and spread the jalapeΓ±os cream cheese mixture GENEROUSLY
6. Roll that shit up playa, close the ends with a little bit of water or eggwash
7. Fry that shit til crispy brown, in an oil of your choice, I believe I use canola oil
8. Take it out and put on paper towel. Cut it into Sushi. Then squeeze the spicy mayo and siracha all fancy like
9. Get a dipping dish and put in the ah fuck you should know what to do by now god damn
If you did everything correctly you should get some shit that looks like THIS
Yeah I know its amazing looking thanks
This was when I was frying my sushi tempura style with seaweed/rice, also quality, but alot messier
Hey share your sushi recipes and stories here with me, its okay if its lackluster in comparison to my sushi masterpiece we're all friends here at gluttons and gourmet
