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2018-09-24 at 12:23 AM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!(5 picture max my ass fuck you lan ny)
NIGGAS! MY NIGGAS!
I've returned, you can stop worrying and get a good night sleep. I am not balogna nacho, who would have surely perished in this hurricane.
I look back at my old replies and it appears I devolved into some sort of evolutionary creature , from an earlier, simpler time.
First of all, I'm sorry I don't have the amazing footage and pictures I promised. It was hard to get any good footage as the worst times were at night, and I couldn't open my front door to get much because it would have obviously blown the front door off at best times. This is a quick thread going over some things, but if I ever transfer the stuff from my other camera I might make another thread but by then Florence will already be older news than it arleady is.
I wandered around the house 3 days, some windows boarded but dark out always, non stop wind and rain, unsure if it was day or night or morning or what. My sleep was FUCKED, and with lack of tiz (oh I'm gucci now tho) it made it all that more difficult. But yeah it was a long and confusing 3 days, you wake up and think man theres no way its still hurricaning out *stumble to front door* *WHOOOSHH* "Good lord it feels like its been doing this a week" Heres a random picture of a tree on a house. And a short video with no sound of some of the gusts.
The worst by far, was after the storm. When the sun came out, and eating, sleeping, and staying clean was quite a chore.
The heat of Monday morning, and from what the radio was saying at least a minimum of a few days without electricity, was going to be the shitkicker. And of course I was one of the last to get power, 9 FUCKING DAYS WITHOUT POWER. Whens the last time you went that long without power? Its HOT, your supplies are LOW, the inhabits of the city are scampering around like rats in hopes of finding fuel and ice. Fist fights breaking out over snicker bars.
I looked and felt like this day in and day out, soon getting used to waking up to the backfire of the neighbors generator, or just some random loud noise, drenched in sweat.
A puzzle, a radio, an acoustic guitar, and lanterns/flashlights keep me sane and somewhat entertained in the days of heat and pooping in a toilet, only to go outside and get a bucket of water to pour into the toilet to get it to flush (Yeah thats how it works for those you retards arguing about how flushing toilets work)
Oh yeah I made it ON the radio and got to call in! And they were all "Hello you're on the air" and I was like "Oh dude are you serious? YEAAHHH I've never made it on the air before whats up!!?!" and now I am a local celebrity.
I parked my car at my friends house because she asked me to so people would think she's home and wouldn't get robbed, which I didn't understand because by her liberal mind people will only come out and help everyone after a catastrophe right?!? Nobody would think of taking advantage of the situation and looting and breaking in would they?!? That'd be racist to think!! God what a fucking idiot she is.
So while I park my car in suburban retard zone some of the only damage done was when some dumbass didn't put up their grill and it flew into my Volkswagen.
On the 5th or so day with no power, I got to watch copters put a spotlight across the street cause apparently sheriffs had to come get some dude out of a trailer because the heat/lack of medication got to him and he was shooting off guns and acting erratic. Of course I'm not a weak minded person, so I was still mentally in-tact and thriving.
All in all I'm glad I stayed to make sure everything was okay and I'd be here if family needed me. Might have caused a rift/end in one of the longest friendships I've ever had, but if she doesn't understand why I stayed and I should be just as mad she abandoned me, then our friendship must not have been worth much of a damn anyway.
There will be more threads from this possibly to come. Hope you enjoyed, and thanks for your thoughts and prayers, even though you knew I wouldn't need the, as RisiR stated, I have 5 star survival ability.
But I do appreciate the thanks! I hope you faggots never have to go this long without power. We truly are lucky to have the modern amenities we are. So go over to your air conditioner and give it a big hug, and thank it for keeping you comfortable.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-14 at 3:52 AM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!Oh my!
You guys love the hurricane thread! You really love it!
I can't work on this post to long, winds are picking up. I like to double check things before I post, ensuring the highest quality post, but ain't got time fo dat.
The thanks are helping lower the strength of Florence, and while simultaneously giving me strength.
So far its been bitch shit.
I still have fucking power and internet. Just made popcorn. HAH. "Everyone Evacuate" my ass.
I heard a boom a little while ago and the power blipped, perhaps a blown transformer in the distance?
I would take pictures but its all dark out, but its supposed to be here for a while so I'm sure I'll have some damage or action to report tomorrow.
Thank you all for the support <3 Stay tuned for more updates.
Originally posted by apric0t Sorry to hear Bags, stay dry!
Is your best freind the cuckenator?
Yah thats her.
Originally posted by mmQ Don't forget your Panny doll!
I got em'
Originally posted by Zanick This thread is my only connection to the outside world right now so please keep updating me not just on the storm but also general cultural trends and geopolitics as you read in newspapers etc, thank you
oh shit zankick, amateur meteorologist ebagger here. Your personal update. Rainy and windy for forseeable day or two ahead. In further news, news says to go full 14/88. God luck and good speed.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nice place to live btw, just drop your pole in that water and catch some supper.
Thanks mang yah I go fishin sometimes. I usually throw em back tho.
Originally posted by Bologna Nacho That's where I evacuated from, dumbass.
Let me know when they give the all clear.
I will have a lot of work to do for the next few weeks
First of all, you evacuated? HAH this is basically go outside and play weather. You weak muthafucka. Me and Florence laugh at u. If Florence doesn't destroy yo property I will. Smash yo windows, destroy yo bushes n shit for bein a bitch. So ya lotsa work.
second of all, okay I'll letchu know brudda.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-13 at 6:33 PM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!Well niggas its that time again
Last weather event, I took the S.S. Zoklet out for a paddle when Hurricane or tropical storm Arthur hit the coastline.
It became apparent my kayak was filling too rapidly to make it to the island. My cameras were destroyed and I was left wet and defeated.
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Present Day:
I'll be staying by myself, not too far from the incoming storm surge. I now have a waterproof camera, and expect to catch some excellent footage of the beauty nature has to offer.
You can already see the waves (the frothy part) crashing over the island.
After an argument with my best friend, over to leave or stay, she took her dog and started driving, and she'll be 7 hours to the north of me. I'm beginning to think I made a stupid decision to not go with her, make sure she is safe, and enjoy the conveniences of electricity and internet. And in text form she is letting me know how much of a selfish asshole I am for staying.
As the emergency broadcasts interrupts the regularly scheduled programming , and the once bright room becomes dark, with only slivers of light coming through the boards (usually never board windows) that I'll surely miss as nightfall comes, the full weight of my decisions bare down on me.
I've made sure to blame any misfortunes on any and everyone I know, especially close family who did not evacuate. Which reminds me
I hope you niggas are happy with this thread. If I die I blame lan ny and you the rest of you guys.
(1 thank = 1 prayer)
Also, thanks to lanman the S.S. Zoklet has been renamed the S. S. Nigga, and will only be used for emergency transportation purposes.
I am at the location of the blue dot.
I will keep you niggas updated for as long as technology and electricity will allow. I might go a while without posting for battery sake.
Of course I did not reup in time, and I am low on the medications that help keep me hootless, with only 7 Etizolam left.
I am about to clear out the storage on my mostly full phone, and prepare some funtivities for the inevitable loss of electricity. Of course I forgot MY GOD DAMN PUZZLE at my best friends house.
I will post again with updates, likely via mobile. Have an excellent day ahead.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-16 at 2:23 AM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!eBagger give update!
No power. Much wind, much rain.
Me think back on great before time, before angry sky whoosh all over city. Me wonder where go wrong. Me think homo man and dark man anger sky.
eBagger now living in some pre-cambrian era
eBagger say life without electricity not life worth living. Me use enjoy big meals. Me now happy find crackers.
eBagger say enjoy fancy cold air and fancy toilet that flush, me evolve with my surrounding. Homo erectus evolve much.
balogna nacho sound like he too good to shit in bucket? HAH! Too good to play with sticks when precous modern day commodities don’t work? HAH. Me piss on you and your tribe.
Me laugh at your soft nature
eBagger appreciate reply and thanks. They have brought temporary laughter in harsh new world
Me go pray to sky. Me will provide photo picture of destruction when can. Most of handheld talky device not work. Miracle me make this post.
Me go listen to puzzle, and put together radio. Much recreational listening!
Sun bless u all :oThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-16 at 3:05 AM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!Infinityshit
HAH! eBagger know squrells smarter than you
You born out of mothers asshole?
You make me waste precious battery to explain communication?
It called spotty cell service and limited battery charges shit face
Donottellthem posts like negro man >:(
Me will update again in future, when supplies not so limited >:(The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-07 at 10:48 PM UTC in I've been down 4 so long.You gon' work yo way back up to the top brudda hit that k00sh, get out the negative thought process, clean yo livin space, go on a lil jog and do some pushups. Shower and reflect like a pimp bruh
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2018-09-09 at 12:52 AM UTC in I've been down 4 so long.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-08 at 7:14 PM UTC in I was stung by a jellyfish for the first time in my life yesterday
Originally posted by playingindirt actually you lucked out that it got you while you were moving. It would have been much worse if you had been standing still. the tentacles would have been all up your and down your leg and probably your other leg too.
I've heard this.
When I see them washed up on the beach they always just look like stumpy fuckers. I mean I read alot about coastal sea creature but I didn't think they had tentacles that expand and wrap. Granted there are different types. I remember as a kid there was some migration of jellyfish and they looked like hamburgers looking down from the peir and there were fucking hundreds of em. Scared the shit outta me. I see the one pictured below wash up on shore alot
oops wrong pic
Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL I grew up near the ocean my entire life. You feel a sting you swim.
Maybe I'm just a bitch then but when I felt that shit my ass started running
Originally posted by ohfralala I wouldn’t let Donald Trump touch me with a bag full of money attached to a 10 ft pole. Fucking barf.
Not sure if I've bragged on this, but I made it to Donald Trumps Twitter page, AND got to shake his fuckin' hand :) -
2018-09-07 at 7:05 PM UTC in You wannabe social rejects bore me...Lanman said I needed 120 posts before I can start thanking posts
I'm at 111
But I'll take this opportunity to say I'm a social master, and can make friends with anyone
People especially like talking to me in lines at the store for some reason
I try and concentrate at looking at the snacks like I'm busy but it still don't stop muhfuckasThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-07 at 7:18 PM UTC in OH YEAH I CAN GIVE THANKS NOWSweet.
I demand my thanks be shown next to my name. Thanks gay lover faggotThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-01 at 9:26 PM UTC in just had a poot of coffeeYeah bro same here despite being diagnosed with chronic non bacterial prostatitis since like 20, in lay-mans terms - pay a bunch of money to professional doctors who despite getting thousands of my doll hairs can't seem to come up with a scientific reason why my nuts hurt and just apologize after violating my asshole and sending me on my way, which makes it feel like theres an apple shoved up my ass half the time, I also just drank a pot of coffee with about 5 giant scoops of folgers extreme caffeine nut-busting prostate irritation edition or some shit, mixed with literally a 1:1 ration of the sweetest cold stone creamery sweet cream creamer known to man, and along with 10 mgs of Adderall and my prostate is whooping my ass but it gave me JUST enough energy to reply to your post.
And do about 100 pushups.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-29 at 1:02 AM UTC in Does anyone like the user mmQ?I came back from a ban in like 2014, to find THE most electrifying man in posting entertainment had risen to the TOP of the Zoklet posting ranks. Quickly earning himself the World Heavyweight Shitposter Title.
He could be found in nearly every thread of all varying topics, wittingly laying the smacketh down on you roody poo candy ass posters. His jokes and replies, while some merely glorified farts in post form that offered the light chuckle, often far outweighed the content and effort of the original poster.
So sure why not. Yes.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-17 at 5:27 PM UTC in [Serious] An intervention for -SpectraL.I can just picture that motherfucker walking around in 1980 with some shit like this
typing frantically on his faggy little wrist, complaining about some calculator ban before it was even a thing
showing off to the local homeless people around the library how advanced he is and how he's a real eBadass
But honestly I prefer the OG "I was on the internet when it was a calculator" -Spectral character, which I believe is very much the real -SpectralThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-17 at 4 PM UTC in The vitamin gummy - bad for the tummy - mankinds most egregious innovationSeriously who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to put vitamin in candy
A little foreward, gummy bears are my favorite candy. I like to put them in the freezer, makes them even better and chewier.
Now I know your body can tolerate quite a few when my mother gifted me a bottle of Omega 3 oil gummies a few months ago and it said like eat 3 day or some shit, and with my awesome willpower I made it last like 3 days. I had no bad reaction that I can remember.
NOW they have fiber gummies, vitamin C gummies, multivitamin gummies, vitamin b energy gummies
And boy howdy lemme tell yah, the vitamin C gummies, coated in sugar, are extra tasty (highly recommended). I have far surpassed the daily recommended intake, possibly currently at about 49,000% of my daily value. I expect to either be extremely healthy, or on the verge of death in a few days.
I've also been shitting my ass off with the unfortunate purchase of Costco sized fiber gummies, no more than 4 a day but each time I walk by the bottle I find myself grabbing a couple without a second thought. I've had to have eatin over 30 at this point, and I'm going to put willpower in overdrive and resist them as long as I can. They have a stranger taste to them, but still delicious to gummy lovers. Also highly recommended (do not purchase if in active gummy addiction)
In closing, I believe this is what Ted Kaczynski was warning us about, and will no doubt have negative (or positive) effects on society. Be responsible with your vitamins. Let me know if you have any positive experiences with gummy vitamins or sublingual kinds.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-08 at 7:51 PM UTC in Best way to merge with existing computer/tech repair company?
Originally posted by benny vader betas fuck people over.
none would want to go to an beta establishment to get fuck over with unless thier some kind of masochist.
what people want are betas. a receptacle for fucks.
Benny are you badmouthing my establishment?
I'd sure hate for something to happen to yo shit under my supervision
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2018-07-08 at 6:18 PM UTC in BOILED EGG SURPRISES AND TINY SODA BOTTLES
Originally posted by Grimace You're on etizolam. You shouldn't post while on etizolam.
bro u don't kno me u have no fuckin evidence and u have no right to question the fruity king
Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL How much are those sodas? Is it one dollar for a pack or per soda? Are they tasty?
Read my post brudda like .22 max. They taste kinda like those barrels of fruity flavored drinks, but carbonated, and in these bossa bottlesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-08 at 5:32 PM UTC in BOILED EGG SURPRISES AND TINY SODA BOTTLESHey guys what type of boiled egg surprises do you like to make for yourself or your friends and family?
Me?
Sometimes I'll take out the yolk, and squeeze in some canned cheese, and then reassemble, making the consumer of the egg say "Oh my! There is a surprise hiding in this egg! A cheesy treat lies beneath! Soft, for the yolk to rest on, adding texture and flavor to that would be a delight to any cheesy egg lovers!"
This can be done with any cheese, but this is my first time with the classic canned cheese, and I gotta say, I rate it a 7.4/10.
I also enjoy these next-level egg snacks with a tiny soda bottle. Not only does it make more crisp and refreshing, but it limits the amount of evil sugar, which hinders our gains. I refill this tiny soda bottle, as I am the fruity king, and I refill it with many different types of soda. I highly recommend it. And I am the Fruity King.
You can find this little guy for around .20 cents at your local wal mart. I hyped this bad boy up to the cashier so much, practically gave her a review on the spot, she said she would be purchasing several, as I have convinced her of the tiny soda ways.
They also make my hands feel manly and large. And I try and bring it in public with me as much as possible because when babes see how huge many hand compared to the tiny bottle, they automatically assume me beta. No questions asked.
Anyways,
What kind of fun things do you hide under the yolk?
Don't you hate regular deviled eggs?
Have you ever sliced the deviled eggs thin and put them on a piece of bread with cheese and had a boiled egg cheese sammich of sorts?
Do you occasionally drink out of tiny bottles?
Leave your deviled egg related input below!
Have an eggcellent day my orally indulged niggas 🍺The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-08 at 6:45 PM UTC in I'm pretty sure this observation has been made before but anybody feel like this dude the -Spectral of the show Silicon ValleyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-10 at 3:20 AM UTC in who has a domestic source for etizolam
Originally posted by Madman How is etizolam? Is it compareable to phenibut or more like xanax or kpins?
Phenibut has its place, but its not even in the same league as Eitizolam.
It feels closer to xanax than kpin because of its shorter duration.
For the prices you are able to get it at, I actually like it better. You've probably read about the antidepressant effects it claims to have. I do feel quite a bit more chipper when I'm on it, but perhaps its because it eradicates any hoots I might be dwelling on.
I've been using it regularly for about 6 years. Maybe abused it for 2 1/2 of those years. Take into consideration today my 84 year old grandmother asked me why she has a better memory than me. And since etizolam makes me mean, I told her to STFU and if my memory is so bad maybe I'll forget to go get her mail and she can cross the street GOD DAMNIT.
But most people say they are weaker than xanax on a 1:1 mg scale. I think its stronger than tiz : xanax - 1mg : .5mg.
My only experience is with Intas brand Etilaam 1mgs, my primary choice for the 6 year run.
Other than that I got a bag of 200mg etizolam powder. Without a mg scale, I dose like most people. Using the tip of a toothpick. Which is a bad idea. Cause those little grains you swab on your tongue doesn't feel like much is happening. So 30 minutes go by and you think eh I don't feel much *dips toothpick in for a fat dunk*. I was subsequently fired from my job the next day under suspicion of substance abuse. I worked helping handicapped people, but that day apparently the handicapped people helped me. I didn't get in any accidents though so thats good.
And as I've stated before I expect Etizex brand this time, which I'm kinna nervous about, but will review once I have them. Its one of the lesser discussed or available brands.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-08 at 2:59 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
