2023-03-27 at 1:04 AM UTC
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My wife is gone 😨
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lets make it 69 pages tonight
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This project has inspired me to scream in the car. Its very cathartic. The other drivers seemed moved by my displays of empowerment.
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Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead
What in your god damn mind was going on to convince you that talking to that woman and trying to convince her to watch your "not creepy" video was a good idea? You've said multiple times you're pretty sure she called the cops the first time, and watching the uncut footage, I'm pretty sure you're right.
If she HAD watched your "not creepy" video, do you think seeing you glaring at a camera while fully clothed and soaking wet in the shower is a good way to convince her you're not creepy? That video is like staring into the mind of a mental disorder. It's not even artistically disturbing, it's just straight mashed together like a psych ward patient's crayon drawings. If she had humored you and watched some of it, I can only imagine the creeping horror overcoming her as what little faith she had that you weren't a threat is shattered, all the while you're standing there proud and oblivious as fuck talking your incoherent and overconfident excited drunk ramblings over the clip so she can't even hear the comedy in the phone calls-just fragmented tones of people directing hatred at you. It sounds like you're actually LUCKY she wanted nothing to do with you. I've known you for like 2 decades, and even knowing the whole story, I think you're fucking creepy. I can't even imagine how you thought talking to her could have panned out in anything but raising her alarms further.
I'd like to say I'm surprised, but I'm really not. What the hell, dude?
I think the new bit is a fucking retard trying to pitch ideas for a TV show to a studio agent. And your natural back and forth is the whole shtick. Momdead is the agent.
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Since the last video is done it's back to fucking with Reno. I needed like an 8 second shot for when the song hits so I walked outside and asked a neighbor.
"Will you help me film a part for a video? I'm going to be holding this hand saw and strip almost naked. I only need about 10 seconds but just record 20. You cool with that?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1j0u2c1Jec&feature=youtu.be
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Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead
But dude, look at it! It even has a little tail! OMG is slipping in his old age or alcoholism. Might be time he retires from the lolcat business. He posted an undoctored photo of literal shit, and with a few strokes of paint I turned that motherfucker into an exact replica of a living breathing cat indistinguishable from the real thing.
OMG GET BENT!
Not going to lie. It's pretty good for an amateur. But for an ideal 100% custom LOLcat you'd take the color up and into the ears.
Keep at it though. You got flair kid.
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Originally posted by CASPER
Also her dad was a famous NFL player and ive never seen anyone get such stellar $60 8 balls of coke.
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Also her dad was a famous NFL player and ive never seen anyone get such stellar $60 8 balls of coke.
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Our april was the kind of girl to call you a pussy if you wouldnt fuck her while she had chlamydia and a gnarly yeast infection.
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April is always up to some scandalous shit
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My tryhard party trick used to be downing 2x flaming quadruple shots of 151 back to back. Things i learned:
1) Its an excellent way to light your arm on fire on serveral different occasions
2) Theres almost no better way to go from completely sober to devastatingly plastered in 5 min
3) it makes your stomach feel like its melting
4) Even if you manage to not puke and salvage your pride curled up on the sofa like an infant, itll be short lived when girls are pounding on the bathroom door trying to use the bathroom while youve been in there 45 min pissing puerto rican scooter fuel out your shitpussy at warp speed
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I love how theres always competing stories of how things went down at parties.
Homies said i tried to jack the cocaine bc they found me passed out with the whole 3 oz rock in my pocket that id taken off the bathroom mirror than id layed on the coffee table so we could be good hosts.
In REALITY April and her skanky friends had showed up uninvited and after i offered them lines, when i came back in the room they were nonchalantly breaking off chunks to wrap up in receipt paper and put in their purses. I put a stopto that real quick. If youre not sucking dick, you dont get a to-go box. Also at the time i was 19 and had pretty much gotten cocaine out of my systemin high school, so I was simply comatose from the oxy rails and Big Oopsies (tequila/ lime shot ...or really any hard liquor shot...mixed with xanax powder).
So....competing versions.
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Let's just say my whole life has been one long fucking miserable nightmare most of the time. And pure shit on a good day.
Goddamn it. Yeah, I guess there have been a few dull bright spots here and there. Fuck it.
I even almost had a friend once.
Sure, he was a mouth-breathing, snot dripping 8-year-old who couldn't find his fat ass with both hands, but he was clueless enough to think I wasn't the worthless piece of shit everybody else thinks I am.
Including me.
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Don't tell WifeDead but I'm indoctrinating the cat he gave me.
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I think it's funny I'm trying to defend myself of being racist on a forum called niggas in space.
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I also don't know what the Turner Diaries are. Poast and him were probably rattling off and I zoned out doing something else because I don't care.
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If you ever met OMG, you wouldn't doubt any aspect of the story. You might be surprised, sure, but not doubtful. He says he was on his best behavior, and I'd totally support that claim–but he has a tremendous capacity for not being able to read a situation, and he was drinking hard as fuck.
Mostly I'm in bed by 10 or 11. I got drunk as fuck that night. I can't remember the last time I blacked out before that night. I vaguely remember them saying they were going to sleep and walking towards my room and that's it. Walking out claiming I hate niggers sounds like a bold statement from a wild desperate man with nothing to lose. It's not even funny. I'm pretty embarrassed.
I had probably been drinking for almost nine hours by the end. Jesus Murphy.
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