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  1. Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Alright. I need phone calls of people leaving voicemails breaking up with me for a funny video idea. You need to end it with, "And where's my fucking cat?!"

    I'm willing to give out my number for this idea.

    MexicanMasterRace, you got me right?

    No, you're a fucking racist you white piece of shit. I'd kill you and your entire race if I had the chance.
  2. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace No, you're a fucking racist you white piece of shit. I'd kill you and your entire race if I had the chance.

    I'd take yours if you can do a funny cholo accent. As it is now I have way too many dudes breaking up with me and not enough chicks.
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace No, you're a fucking racist you white piece of shit. I'd kill you and your entire race if I had the chance.

    We need a gay guatemalan on this project man up mijo
  4. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER We need a gay guatemalan on this project man up mijo

    Would be funny.
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    bumped
  6. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Page 58 bitches!
  7. Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I've been bothering this kid on facebook. Making at least one video a day. Then I threaten to kick his ass. Nice kid. I have one video I can't show because it crosses the line. I had Poast help with the song recommendation for that one. Still pretty funny though. I'm messing with this kid so much I have extra videos waiting to be dropped.

    Here's todays video:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ssF6qmI6DQ

    did you sang that ?
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  8. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny did you sang that ?

    I'm busy boxing up cats. Might not be able to post for a while.
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    i want to hear poast do a nihilistic stanhope-esque rant
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Long stories of mine shortened into short stories:

    One time I approached and pet a wild deer and shortly after shadow boxed my dad into a pot of boiling water on my stomach and I practically died.

    One time we were playing in cement tubes and eventually used 'isnt this the short cut to dairy queen' as our excuse when we got caught after a relatively short pursuit from the cops who were chasing us from a suspected criminal mischief report, or something.

    One time I stayed in a random apt garage for 52 hours with my friend Jenny.

    One time I sort of popped my pants at this bar called Sportman's. I lived a block away so I was able to run home. But i didnt have keys so i had to break the door.
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  11. Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I'd take yours if you can do a funny cholo accent. As it is now I have way too many dudes breaking up with me and not enough chicks.

    If I do it entirely in Spanish will you add subtitles.

    I have a good script about how you accosted me at Home Depot.
  12. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    We'll see. I think I enough adio for now.

    You snooze you lose in THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET!
  13. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    My key board has been messing with me. Think it needs a new battery. Poast said he would bump the thread but look at how much you can trust that guy.
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  15. can you not
  16. But dude, look at it! It even has a little tail! OMG is slipping in his old age or alcoholism. Might be time he retires from the lolcat business. He posted an undoctored photo of literal shit, and with a few strokes of paint I turned that motherfucker into an exact replica of a living breathing cat indistinguishable from the real thing.
    OMG GET BENT!
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  17. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead

    Kitty looks comfy.
  18. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead But dude, look at it! It even has a little tail! OMG is slipping in his old age or alcoholism. Might be time he retires from the lolcat business. He posted an undoctored photo of literal shit, and with a few strokes of paint I turned that motherfucker into an exact replica of a living breathing cat indistinguishable from the real thing.
    OMG GET BENT!

    Not going to lie. It's pretty good for an amateur. But for an ideal 100% custom LOLcat you'd take the color up and into the ears.

    Keep at it though. You got flair kid.
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  19. Dude
  20. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Here's what I've been up to the last couple days. Getting raw audio and footage. Took me almost 5 hours to get this.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUEh6yznc9o
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