2020-04-17 at 11:29 PM UTC
Can I join your game with an illegal copy or are you playing on battlenet
2020-04-18 at 12:19 AM UTC
I'm playing on a downloaded version. I don't even have a key. Shit's free yo.
2020-04-18 at 12:22 AM UTC
If you have trouble getting it to work, like I did hit me up. I'm probably barely past half of act 1. But I had some dude take me on some cow levels and I sold a bunch of stuff. Then I created a game to level up and some random guy dropped in and said free stuff in town. I had $100,000 before even reaching level 3. He dropped a bunch of end game shit.
2020-04-18 at 12:22 AM UTC
I have an illegal copy downloaded. Whats your i.p so I can join
2020-04-18 at 12:30 AM UTC
get slashdiablo to work. There's no cheaters and not too many people on.
2020-04-18 at 12:34 AM UTC
Oh it's like a server sounds cool
2020-04-18 at 4:10 AM UTC
Don't tell WifeDead but I'm indoctrinating the cat he gave me.
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2020-04-18 at 9:46 AM UTC
One time back at the old house, we had these neighbors who were being evicted. They had been coming over slumming it for several weeks and finally just asked if they could crash with us once they were officially evicted. It was decided that they could stay for awhile, if we could loot and trash their place. I woke up the next day covered head to toe in paint, half eaten chicken drumstick hanging out of my mouth, and a large gash on my foot that was soaked with paint. I heard later that there were footprints all over the walls. There were paint footprints leading back to our house. Everyone said I ruined the entire experience. It was cool for me tho because they had been steady at work through the night, salvaging what they could, and the house was now more fully furnished. The kids that agreed to let it all go down, they didn’t last long. They refused to shower. One time the girl was walking around trying to relate and visibly had a large period stain on her crotch. It was so big and serious that it was obvious she actually had mental problems. We all felt bad for her and were tempted to beat up her boyfriend on several occasions. Eventually their hygiene led to them being kicked out. We weren't saints by any means, the house was absolutely trashed at all times, but we had a shower, washer, and dryer so they had no excuse to stink. That’s the carpet’s job. I remember one day we came home and they were crusty as shit “hanging out” refusing to shower. I flat out told them, we are all going to a big disgusting party tonight, and that I wanted them showered, and the whole house cleaned by the time we got back. We came home to a clean house that night.
I remember another eviction party, we were pitching each other dinner plates with a baseball bat in the living room. I took a piece of porcelain to the ear at high speed. We pushed the tv out the front, second story window. It was a duplex with one entrance, and the tv wasn’t a flat screen. Eventually the hosts brought us all to their closed bedroom door and told us “okay guys we got a bunch of stuff in here that we don’t want so go at it.” They build the hype and throw open the door. It’s several black bags full of random shit, with other junk scattered about the room. We all pile in and aggressively tear through the bags, fighting over shit, breaking shit, dragging big things into the living room to pitch. I very hazily remember walking through the kitchen verging on blacking out, just lazily smashing stacks of cups and plates with a ball-peen hammer. As we were all leaving, I went back to the bedroom and pissed all over the ripped up bags and other junk we didn’t steal. They didn’t give a fuck. This couple wasn’t even asking to stay at our house, they were just pissed at their landlord and knew that we could get the job done. Eviction parties are the best.
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2020-04-18 at 9:52 AM UTC
Damn wouldnt even let homegirl walk around with bloody uterine mucus hanging out her vag. I thought u were cool Poast.
2020-04-18 at 3:52 PM UTC
One time, when I was living on my buddies floor with tweakers all over the place, there was a water balloon fight.
One of the kids who lived there threw a water balloon at my good buddy and I. It was on. The kid was 15 tops and we were probably 22. And it was 2 against 1. So we made some bombs, snuck up on him and drenched him. We would get him over and over all day. Kid was getting punked. He would run away and we'd blast this minor in the ass and yell, "You buttwet?"
But we knew he was going to get us at some point. So we made like 50 in a big bucket and hid it under the side of the house. We're hanging with the other people that lived there. Smoking pot, drinking. Working towards ending the day when the kid runs at me holding maybe three water balloons. I get up and run towards where my stash is. Everyone is laughing because they think I finally got got.
The next thing they see is him come running from the side of the house as I'm pelting him balloon after balloon. Everyone was dying laughing at the cartoon turn around. They see me running, thinking I'm afraid of being buttwet but really I was just reloading.
Same place with all the tweakers. The property went all the way down to a slew. A kind of inlet from the ocean. It was all dirty and nasty but there was a spot where us kids could hang out, make a fire, smoke weed, drink nigga liquor. Just go buck wild away from the tweakers.
One time we ordered a pizza. Pizza guy shows up and we ask him if he wants to smoke some pot or have a shot or anything. He says yes and starts foolowing us to the very back of the property. This house was over 100 years old and the family mostly became fukt up people so their were shacks in a bunch of places. It was pretty ghetto.
The guy is following us and he's getting sketched out. We take him on the trail, which wasn't very long, and he stops and says he's good. I think it was Poast and I and we're right at the curve in the trail where you can see the fire. Pizza dude says something like he doesn't believe us and we're pleading with him. "Dude! Take two more steps and you'll be able to see it."
Guy was just too sketched, didn't believe us and figured he'd take his chances walking through tweaker alley by himself. I know pizza guy remembers that to this day because he was sketched out.
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2020-04-19 at 5:38 AM UTC
Let's just say my whole life has been one long fucking miserable nightmare most of the time. And pure shit on a good day.
Goddamn it. Yeah, I guess there have been a few dull bright spots here and there. Fuck it.
I even almost had a friend once.
Sure, he was a mouth-breathing, snot dripping 8-year-old who couldn't find his fat ass with both hands, but he was clueless enough to think I wasn't the worthless piece of shit everybody else thinks I am.
Including me.
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