Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
I hope this is real
They showed up at 1 in the morning. I was already trashed when they showed up and I kept drinking. I do not remember getting out of bed to yell racist shit. Talking to Poast too much I suppose. I must've been black out going for shock value.
I woke up and my computer is on my coffee table. There's nothing to do in my room so I was on my couch surfing the webs quietly. Then I heard the faggot line and thought it was funny so I laughed. This isn't the first time I've been accused of watching people. Had a buddy living on a futon in my old apartment. He had a girlfriend. Late one night I had to go to the bathroom. The bathroom door is right across from my door. I hear sounds in the itch black living room and I can tell they're having sex. I go piss and go back to my room.
Later the guy told me she thought I was in the hallway watching. Disgusting.
And before WifeDead left he placed a bunch of jokers cards everywhere. I'm still finding them every once in a while. I ended up texting the girl and apologizing. She accepted it. Took to much, took to much.
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i couldve sworn i spoke with poast and OMG on the phone a couple times, and the first time he was legit afraid his ol lady would hear us discussing the turner diaries so i find this DUBIOUS at best.
If it is true though, i think its safe to say you can blame Poast for everything.
#fakenews
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead
There's probably a degree of conspiracy involved. Less "aliens dunnit!" and more "government incompetence covering up for more government incompetence."
No real closure. The people her death effected are still working on figuring out what to make of it all. Again, I appreciate you being considerate. Thanks, dude. Shit'll work itself out or it won't. I suck at getting over stuff, but as long as I'm still alive, every day's another opportunity to move on and better support the people she cared about.
yeah stay strong brother. Sometimes the passage of time is the only solace you can get from some things.
I'm sorry I said man so many times in my previous post
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Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
Yeah. I was drinking a lot back when I was living with her. WifeDead reminded me how big of a piece of shit I was when I didn't get my $300 deposit back when we moved out. I was a drunken dousche constantly hassling her for some months.
It wasn't until years later I realized it was Poasts gay faggot girl friend trying to influence her. I think. I was living on a matress in the living room and paying the same rent as people who had private rooms. One time Poast and his girl friend came home after a party while I was reading Calvin and Hobbes. She berated and belittled me until I just went for a jog. She was pissing me off so bad even Poast was trying to tell her to leave me alone and that she was being irrational. Poast was such a pussy whipped bitch he didn't defend me too hard.
Good times.
Sounds like she did the right thing you man child. I hope she emasculated you in front of company whenever there was an opportunity.
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead
I appreciate it, bro. Without getting into too many details, because I'll just end up sounding like an angry and edgy fucking prick, she did legitimately die. I don't even know how she died. But I know how much her brain weighs and how her spleen reacts to being cut in half. Where's the fucking justice in that?
wow man, I'm really sorry to hear that. I can't pretend to have any idea what that might have been like for you. I've dealt with death quite a bit but that's a scenario no one should have to go through. Do you have any indicators or any sense of closure after all that? If you ever feel like bouncing anything tragic off me feel free man. I'm very sorry for that man, that's insane and I hope you've found ways of dealing with it that weren't too destructive. I know that's the route I'd be going man.
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Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead
the x-files OST just fired in the back of my head after reading this.
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Black Hole
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did your wife really die? I remember you posted pictures together and looked like a good couple. She was busty with black hair and glasses and was beside you in a matching Halloween costume. If she's dead I'm sorry for your loss and hope you've found some solace
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
momdead and wifedead not the same person ?
They're the same person. Kids had a rough past. Probably why the faggot is taking out on me. Used to be my mom is dead but he had to update it.It's honestly fucking brutal.
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Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
This guy once drove us out of town to his house. Lended Poast a DVD, then drove right by us leaving Poast and I to walk a hella long ways. Poast eventually returned the movie but not before he wrote nigger all over the actual DVD.
You forgot to mention we rented all the faces of death and bum fights videos on his video rental account because we knew his name and password, then never returned them. He called us up bitching about his late charges weeks later, but ultimately just said “this needs to stop.” Sometime later at skool I gave his original thrashed DVD back just to spite him for leaving us behind. It was in the case, but the disk itself was scratched to shit and dripping with ink. He ditched us far from home cause he was trying to impress his fat and gross girlfriend. Been there, but fuck him. I remember we were hitch hiking home and a guy pulled over and said he only had room for one. We looked at each other for one last goodbye before I climbed into the farm truck, fully prepared to be abducted and murdered. I really took one for the team that day.
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You can grab me by the pussy any time mrao ;3c
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I have a story:
One time MyMomIsDead and I were screwing around killing the day as teenagers. Walking through the mall, causing ruckus probably. Found a Rosie O'Donnel book in the dollar store and I was in my, 'Random is funny' phase. So I bought it.
We got bored and decided to hit up the cemetery. As a couple of retards are want to do, we thought trying to punch the book into a memorial statue, brass army guys face was funny. I was going to give it to a buddy of mine. This guy once drove us out of town to his house. Lended Poast a DVD, then drove right by us leaving Poast and I to walk a hella long ways. Poast eventually returned the movie but not before he wrote nigger all over the actual DVD.
So anyways, WifeDead and I are just taking turns punching this Rosie book into a memorial and some lady, probably visiting a dead loved one sees us. She screams something I don't remember but it was so fierce and intense we both ran like little bitches. WifeDead knew the back way out over a fence because Poast used to live behind the cemetery. We both agreed that a girl was about to kick our ass.
The scream was literally voracious. Good times
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Hotkinkyjo is my go to girl for anal fisting when I'm fucked on meth she can fit both hands up there
That's a real bitch you want when the cops pull you over with a kilo. What kilo
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Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
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I feel very safe here. Reminds me of autumn mornings before school when Id stretch my adolescent scrotum over the toaster coils to ward off the chill while Auntie James made buttermilk biscuits and sang songs about being felched by Matt Lauer.
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Originally posted by DietPiano
bunp the PALASRTT pOST
We should be pals. You got a facebook?
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Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead
Keep sticking it to the man, Greenspam. OMG is just an outdated symbol of the failed patriarchy. Motherfucker needs to be smashed into servitude. Who the FUCK does he think he is with these double standards on what's off or on topic? I say we go to HIS house, and delete him off our facebook friends list. Right in fucking front of him. See how HE likes it when he's the one getting the boot.
I am starting to think OMG is Andy Dick. He's sad because he's really old and creepy and can't face the fact he is a-gay.
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Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
You've recieved two good sir. You're only proving you have nothing to contribute. You got a green poop 100% custom LOLcat and a 100% custom Hitler LOLcat.
Deliver if you would like more please. I can't give away multiple free 100% custom LOLcats to everyone. I'm sorry.
I didn't ask for Green Caca
and I pointed out hitlers cat faults and you corrected it. you didnt do this for me.
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Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
Give it a shot. Go ahead. Let's see your best stuff.
No. Because you asked me not to. I was just pointing out your Elite-Level Hypocrisy
Make me a lolcat please of a large angry-emoji face.
-related
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