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2019-10-05 at 9:44 PM UTC in Rate the post above youbegin
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2019-10-05 at 9:41 PM UTC in It’s fun to watch Trump
Originally posted by -SpectraL Right in his own link he posted it says it's petrol in the UK. The moron is an idiot.
"Gasoline (American English), or petrol (British English), is a colorless petroleum-derived flammable liquid that is used primarily as a fuel in spark-ignited internal combustion engines…"
You're not very bright, are you? Bet you call it petrol too lmaoo -
2019-10-05 at 9:32 PM UTC in I just met a Polack in a hostel in JapanI will never understand why Wariat continues to post here.
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2019-10-05 at 9:28 PM UTC in Thinking about getting addicted to phenibut again
Originally posted by Technologist Why?
Because it's nice and everything seems easy while on it. Doesn't get me fucked up. And I handle GABAergic addiction really well so I don't get the awful withdrawal some people get. Honestly can't tell if I get anything at all.
It's also pretty cheap and there's a nootropics supplier in Chicago (liftmode) so I always get my stuff the day after it ships.
I don't smoke weed anymore and I'm tired of drinking so this is a good alternative. I already have like 150g too. -
2019-10-05 at 9:24 PM UTC in Have u ever beat someone up?
Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Just once when some old homeless type guy sprayed me with mace or whatever the hell it was. He was harassing this really hot flight attendant, which I didn't have too much issue with as I'm sure she probably deserved it in some way, but she told me "he's harassing me" like it really bothered her. So I tried to talk him out of it peacefully like Bob Ross and he just sprayed me, so I knocked him out with a right cross as he tried to grab me, then I got down and kept hitting him like 5 or 6 times. Then he was just laying there making a snoring sound in the rain, with his face like a cracked egg, blood coming out of every part of his face.
It was really weird and it was probably a set up to see how I'd react.
The guy never acted like that again that I'm aware of though. It's kind of disappointing for me to keep hitting someone when they're unconscious. Dude told the cops that her dog tore his face up lol, but the dogs weren't mean at all. I usually get along with cops after stuff like that. The first thing the guy said to me was "I'm free white and proud what the fuck are you?" I guess he thought I wasn't white since I don't have blue eyes or blond hair and kinda look arab or iranian, but there was no reasoning with that guy and the cops kinda thanked me for smacking him around a bit.
EDIT: I think violence is pretty stupid to be honest. The US government wants people chugging beer and watching UFC matches, thinking real life is a fucking UFC match. It isn't. And I'd rather shoot someone or stab them than get my hands dirty trying to fight them.
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2019-10-05 at 9:22 PM UTC in Thinking about getting addicted to phenibut againI mean why not?
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2019-10-05 at 9:20 PM UTC in I want to read Hitchhiked into Conception
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2019-10-05 at 9:09 PM UTC in Barnacle penis threadListen, barnacle penises are fascinating things.
First of all, they’re gigantic. Certain barnacles have penises that extend 8 times the length of their bodies, giving them the largest penis-to-body-size ratio in the entire animal kingdom. Their sex organs are large for a reason, though. You see, barnacles are sessile creatures, which means that the adults attach themselves to something like a rock or a boat, and then basically don’t move from that spot for the rest of their lives. But, if you can’t move, how do you find a mate? Well, one way is to grow a ridiculously long penis and use it to reach over and inseminate your neighbors. The longer the organ, the more partners you can reach and inseminate.
On top of that, some barnacles can actually change how their penises look based on where they’re living. Pacific Acorn Barnacles that live in calm waters have relatively long and thin penises, while those living in more turbulent waters tend to have shorter, stouter penises. This makes sense from a hydrodynamic perspective, since a shorter, wider, heavier penis would bend less and be easier to maneuver in a rough sea.
The really crazy thing is that if you take a Pacific Acorn Barnacle that’s lived its entire life in a turbulent area, and you transplant it to a much calmer area, that same individual will change its penis size and shape to accommodate its new conditions. This neat trick is a great example of something biologists call “phenotypic plasticity,” which is the ability to change your physical traits in response to the environment.
I realize my enthusiasm about barnacle penises might sound a bit immature, but I’m in good company. Charles Darwin wrote extensively about barnacles and their reproduction, and he too was wowed by the size of their penises. -
2019-10-05 at 9 PM UTC in Joker (2019)
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2019-10-05 at 8:58 PM UTC in I want to read Hitchhiked into Conception$99.99 and I'll re-publish it for free.
Guarantee you'll regret it. -
2019-10-05 at 8:56 PM UTC in Get your username spraypainted/sharpie'd onto the side of a shipwrecked, or CAPSIZED boat (NiS version)
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2019-10-05 at 8:45 PM UTC in Green plastic is sad that lanny refused to take him to Japan...
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2019-10-05 at 8:42 PM UTC in I just met a Polack in a hostel in Japan
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2019-10-05 at 8:30 PM UTC in Get your username spraypainted/sharpie'd onto the side of a shipwrecked, or CAPSIZED boat (NiS version)
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2019-10-05 at 8 PM UTC in Weedtarded Thread
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2019-10-05 at 7:57 PM UTC in fuck
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2019-10-05 at 7:32 PM UTC in Weedtarded Thread
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2019-10-05 at 7:32 PM UTC in this is the song I will play before I press the button that will end civiliation
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2019-10-05 at 7:26 PM UTC in fuck
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2019-10-05 at 7:25 PM UTC in fuck