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Posts by GAAAAALM

  1. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
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  2. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Right in his own link he posted it says it's petrol in the UK. The moron is an idiot.

    "Gasoline (American English), or petrol (British English), is a colorless petroleum-derived flammable liquid that is used primarily as a fuel in spark-ignited internal combustion engines…"



    You're not very bright, are you? Bet you call it petrol too lmaoo
  3. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    I will never understand why Wariat continues to post here.
  4. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Why?

    Because it's nice and everything seems easy while on it. Doesn't get me fucked up. And I handle GABAergic addiction really well so I don't get the awful withdrawal some people get. Honestly can't tell if I get anything at all.

    It's also pretty cheap and there's a nootropics supplier in Chicago (liftmode) so I always get my stuff the day after it ships.

    I don't smoke weed anymore and I'm tired of drinking so this is a good alternative. I already have like 150g too.
  5. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Just once when some old homeless type guy sprayed me with mace or whatever the hell it was. He was harassing this really hot flight attendant, which I didn't have too much issue with as I'm sure she probably deserved it in some way, but she told me "he's harassing me" like it really bothered her. So I tried to talk him out of it peacefully like Bob Ross and he just sprayed me, so I knocked him out with a right cross as he tried to grab me, then I got down and kept hitting him like 5 or 6 times. Then he was just laying there making a snoring sound in the rain, with his face like a cracked egg, blood coming out of every part of his face.
    It was really weird and it was probably a set up to see how I'd react.

    The guy never acted like that again that I'm aware of though. It's kind of disappointing for me to keep hitting someone when they're unconscious. Dude told the cops that her dog tore his face up lol, but the dogs weren't mean at all. I usually get along with cops after stuff like that. The first thing the guy said to me was "I'm free white and proud what the fuck are you?" I guess he thought I wasn't white since I don't have blue eyes or blond hair and kinda look arab or iranian, but there was no reasoning with that guy and the cops kinda thanked me for smacking him around a bit.

    EDIT: I think violence is pretty stupid to be honest. The US government wants people chugging beer and watching UFC matches, thinking real life is a fucking UFC match. It isn't. And I'd rather shoot someone or stab them than get my hands dirty trying to fight them.

  6. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    I mean why not?
  7. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country If this post gets 10 likes I'll pay for it.

    I assume XRP?

    Yes send it directly to this address.

    rw2ciyaNshpHe7bCHo4bRWq6pqqynnWKQg

    And don't forget the tag

    3549422138

    I also take Chinese yuan
  8. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Listen, barnacle penises are fascinating things.

    First of all, they’re gigantic. Certain barnacles have penises that extend 8 times the length of their bodies, giving them the largest penis-to-body-size ratio in the entire animal kingdom. Their sex organs are large for a reason, though. You see, barnacles are sessile creatures, which means that the adults attach themselves to something like a rock or a boat, and then basically don’t move from that spot for the rest of their lives. But, if you can’t move, how do you find a mate? Well, one way is to grow a ridiculously long penis and use it to reach over and inseminate your neighbors. The longer the organ, the more partners you can reach and inseminate.

    On top of that, some barnacles can actually change how their penises look based on where they’re living. Pacific Acorn Barnacles that live in calm waters have relatively long and thin penises, while those living in more turbulent waters tend to have shorter, stouter penises. This makes sense from a hydrodynamic perspective, since a shorter, wider, heavier penis would bend less and be easier to maneuver in a rough sea.

    The really crazy thing is that if you take a Pacific Acorn Barnacle that’s lived its entire life in a turbulent area, and you transplant it to a much calmer area, that same individual will change its penis size and shape to accommodate its new conditions. This neat trick is a great example of something biologists call “phenotypic plasticity,” which is the ability to change your physical traits in response to the environment.

    I realize my enthusiasm about barnacle penises might sound a bit immature, but I’m in good company. Charles Darwin wrote extensively about barnacles and their reproduction, and he too was wowed by the size of their penises.
  9. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Nah i didnt put any spoilers.

    Who do you think I am, Captain Falcon?

    Can you make a post with spoilers tho? I'm probably never going to watch this movie. I hate superhero stuff.
  10. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    $99.99 and I'll re-publish it for free.

    Guarantee you'll regret it.
  11. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I have my name on two separate boats ALREADY. prestige worldwide NIGGA.

    HOLY SHIT mmq

    that is INSANE
  12. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny My hobby consists of working your mom's pussy

    I love that our Admin uses this website primarily to make jokes about other people's mothers.
  13. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat as do people who take advantage of others

  14. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER ayyyyyyy


    Now i get to live forever. On a boat.


    Also very wise to leave some blank space at the bottom of the tombstone. Idk if id have had that kind of foresight.

    If one of us dies, we get our name on the boat TWICE
  15. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Are you writing the sequel to Hitchhiked into Conception?

    I'm a salesman. How would a sequel be employment
  16. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I was talking about peedy not speedy. Peedy aka totse2k

    Pretty sure speedy likes authentic food

    How is totse2k Peedy?
  17. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Unemployed.

    I'm not unemployed lol. I just work from home.
  18. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I guess the world doesn't end in my geographic region then either, so woot.

    Perfect logic.
  19. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I was once driving on i35 and I literally saw a beakless chicken in a truck try to jump out of the coop to kill itself

    Really happy you made this edit
  20. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice I was offered menudo once. I politely declined.

    Why? Not a fan of intestine? It's really good in soup and has a nice bite to it unlike a lot of other organs. I especially like it when its crispy.
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