Posts by GAAAAALM

1. 2019-10-06 at 2:08 PM UTC in made a fuckin rainbow cake took pics
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian dear opee,
   
   today my wife made me a coffee cake, the most depressing of cakes. special 4 u so that you may one day make rainbow cakes again.
   
   
   
   allah hu ackbar

   
   Your wife is a shit baker. She bakes shit.
2. 2019-10-06 at 2:07 PM UTC in So I am in Mexico now
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung If I was anywhere in Mexico, I wouldn't be able to shake the feeling that a cartel gun fight would break out around me, at any moment.

   
   Lol you're a massive pussy.
3. 2019-10-06 at 2:06 PM UTC in How old do you want to live to be?
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano I dont really care
   
   I'm working on accepting death right now and I think within some time I will get there and once I do it simply does not matter.

   
   So why haven't you killed yourself then?
4. 2019-10-06 at 4:49 AM UTC in Barnacle penis thread
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   barnacle bump
5. 2019-10-06 at 4:47 AM UTC in How old do you want to live to be?
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   I say 80 is a good solid number
6. 2019-10-06 at 4:46 AM UTC in The US is going to collapse and we're all going to die ^_^
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   Not in our lifetime
7. 2019-10-06 at 4:44 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   Too late I know where you live bucko
8. 2019-10-06 at 4:43 AM UTC in Is this company right?
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   That picture is hot.
   
   This is why i dont have social media or post my face online
9. 2019-10-06 at 4:39 AM UTC in Livestreamed suicide thread
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
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10. 2019-10-06 at 4:35 AM UTC in How many of you guys have a really shitty reputation in your hometown /niggahood?
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian translated:
    
    "i used to suck everyones dick daily, so people think im still a cum slut. they still hit me up thinking im like that, but i have to decline because I have a bf now"

    
    
11. 2019-10-06 at 4:35 AM UTC in Fonas mother/cousin
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian its not nice making fun of poopyplats, Bill Krozby. youre both tards.

    
    Yeah but Fonaplats is an irrational and erratic kind of retard. Bill Krozby is a rapey alcoholic retard. And you're a commie retard.
12. 2019-10-06 at 4:33 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DietPiano Shoot me if you want.

    
    With pleasure
13. 2019-10-06 at 4:31 AM UTC in How many of you guys have a really shitty reputation in your hometown /niggahood?
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    I used to sell drugs so a lot of people I run into still think I'm like that. Few times a year someone asks me to get them something and I have to decline. My reputation is basically either that I'm a good kid and a hard worker or that I'm an absolute psychonaut, depending on who you ask.
    
    I prefer cities where I am a nothing and a nobody. My town is still big enough to blend but occasionally i run into people.
    
    I absolutely hate small town life.
14. 2019-10-06 at 4:24 AM UTC in Nobody Likes Me
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    I like you.
15. 2019-10-06 at 4:23 AM UTC in It’s fun to watch Trump
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania I hope for you guys it stays that way.
    
    Life is hard enough as it is. trying to stay employed especially for people like Myself (Which is why I hope the US doesn't have another 2008 meltdown)

    
    With Trump its certainly looking that way. His tariffs are hurting us hard and businesses are going abroad. We're bordering on another recession.
16. 2019-10-06 at 4:22 AM UTC in So I am in Mexico now
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    I hope you get stabbed. I really do.
17. 2019-10-06 at 4:21 AM UTC in Weedtarded Thread
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i fucking hate haggling, can't really understand what's enjoyable about it. one time in afghan i went with some guy to the little bazaar thing they had and the dude i went with spent like 2 hours haggling over the price of some ring and i had to wait on him

    
    Yeah middle easterners haggle hard. There's a weird balance of 'for you? Its free babi' and '600?! This isn't even worth 300!'
    
    Just a total fucking mind game.
    
    Indians forgo all that nicety, they're like the rapists of haggling.
18. 2019-10-06 at 4:18 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i found like a few hours worth of footage i filmed while i was a junkie listening to lil peep, smoking meth, throwing up and talking on and on about nothing. its too bad its all so blatantly identifying and degenerate and embarrassing

    
    Edit it into a rap song then post it
19. 2019-10-06 at 4:17 AM UTC in Have u ever beat someone up?
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Wariat During my heyday, Everyone in santa cruz who walked around with a black eye or a fat lip or anything of the sort probably knew me at one point. I jad anger issues from being forced tor efister as a sex offender.

    
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20. 2019-10-06 at 4:17 AM UTC in Video of Mike Pence Saying ‘Foreign Governments Cannot Participate in the American Political Process’ Goes Viral After Trump-Ukraine Scandal
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Holy shit i did not even read SpectraLs comment before posting that. Fucking lol