Posts by GAAAAALM

1. 2019-10-05 at 5:57 PM UTC in It’s fun to watch Trump
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   Trump flailin hard again today.
2. 2019-10-05 at 5:55 PM UTC in Lanny took a trip to Japan by himself, to search for shrines and temples...
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Anybody ever seen a Jap with a mustache before? I mean, Ok, they did have the Fu Manchu at some point, but whatever happened to their facial hair??

   
   This is ridiculously retarded. I guarantee you the only Asian Spectroll has ever met is his doctor.
3. 2019-10-05 at 5:52 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie I'd rather get shot with a .22 than stabbed nigga, not gonna lie.

   
   Why? Have you even shot a gun?
   
   Getting stabbed is a lot easier to stitch up. .22 rounds don't have stopping power but they tend to get stuck in the body and leave a lot of shrapnel. Would be awful to get shot by one.
   
   They're also really cheap and fun to shoot. Any gun enthusiast would be an idiot not to own one.
4. 2019-10-05 at 5:40 PM UTC in I just met a Polack in a hostel in Japan
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Got damn it, you're a sick cunt.
   
   It's not Christian to wish you get stabbed in Mexico but the right town (or wrong) you're defiantly in the right country for it to happen easily.

   
   Nah he's in Cancun. The gangs run it and they don't let shit like that happen. Can't scare the income away.
5. 2019-10-05 at 5:39 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   There's nothing wrong with .22
   
   Shitting on it is something idiots do because they wanna look cool.
   
   Go get shot with one see how pussy it is.
6. 2019-10-05 at 5:36 PM UTC in Bernie Sanders Has a myocardial infarction, another term for a heart attack.
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   Speedy probably un-ironically wears shirts like that.
7. 2019-10-05 at 5:35 PM UTC in Yanks may have to go without Irish butter and whiskey due to Orange Man (bad)
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   Trump's tariffs are killing America.
   
   France is literally going to impose sanctions on us
   
   https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.euronews.com/amp/2019/10/03/france-vows-sanctions-if-us-goes-ahead-with-planned-eu-tariffs
8. 2019-10-05 at 5:31 PM UTC in fuck
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've seen that tamarindo, the orange, and the lime but never the guava jarritos and they are all over here
   
   sorry but not sorry that we aren't all super latinx hipster fucks like you, pollo.

   
   Probably because you shop at Walmart instead of Familia Loco
9. 2019-10-05 at 5:30 PM UTC in So I am in Mexico now
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   I think he's just making fists lol
10. 2019-10-05 at 5:29 PM UTC in Just went into Activision QA
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Solstice You guys realize game testers and such is a pretty big business now? Look at these big AA games that take a massive team of people years to develop.

    
    Yeah its a massive industry. Game designers are starting to unionize now too do it'll probably be a lot nicer of a job soon.
11. 2019-10-05 at 5:01 PM UTC in fuck
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CASPER Pretty much. This is not my tribe. I'm a stranger in a strange land.

    
    Please drink the lime one k? It's really good. I'm craving it now. Buy some for me also
12. 2019-10-05 at 5 PM UTC in Bernie Sanders Has a myocardial infarction, another term for a heart attack.
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Even if he's dead ill still vote for him.
13. 2019-10-05 at 4:55 PM UTC in fuck
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CASPER I've only ever seen the tamarindo one, and I'm not super duper into tamarind

    
    Fake ass Californian
    
    I don't believe for a minute you've only seen tamarindo.
    
    Not even orange or lime? Or that fruity gay one.
14. 2019-10-05 at 4:54 PM UTC in It’s fun to watch Trump
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Republicans only care about life until its born. After that you're left to fend for yourself? Food stamps? Nah. Healthcare? Hell fucking no. Planned parenthood? Jesus no why would we want to help people?
15. 2019-10-05 at 4:52 PM UTC in Just went into Activision QA
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny im sure they dont teach 3d and c++ at "gaming schule".

    
    They do. It was an arts college and they taught game art and design. I also learned how to use CAD because I am a skilled motherfucker.
16. 2019-10-05 at 4:44 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    If he fucks with you let me know and I'll kill him
17. 2019-10-05 at 3:54 PM UTC in Weedtarded Thread
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Perhaps amphetamines don't have the same historical connotations as opiates there.

    
    Retard
18. 2019-10-05 at 3:40 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Technologist Well, OG, you were right. This past Tuesday night, around 9:00 the kid shot 9 times through my son’s bedroom window. He used a 22. My son’s room is on the second floor, so he had to shoot upward. There are 8 slugs in his ceiling.
    
    Thing is, he shot into a dark room. My son and his GF were over here when my son’s roommate called to tell him. By the time my son got there, 10 mins away, cops and detectives were there. I guess they got a lot of calls.
    
    My son wants retaliation. I kinda don’t blame him, but he doesn’t need to end up in jail, especially since there’s a record of what’s going on. His roommate’s father brought over a shot gun to his son. He’s also been driving around my son’s complex every night looking for the guy. He must be laying low. I guess my son’s roommate’s dad used to be all gangsta, so he wants this kid bad.
    I just hope shit doesn’t get outta control, sounds like it already is.

    
    This is really over a cigarette? My god.
    
    They told the cops who they thought it was? If so he should be in custody by now.
19. 2019-10-05 at 3:38 PM UTC in Just went into Activision QA
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country LMFAO

    
    Wachu got against 3D modeling and C++?
20. 2019-10-05 at 3:37 PM UTC in So, what the fuck do women do in the bathroom?
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Solstice Shit and/or finger themselves. Women shit more than men and they get hornier more often.

    
    Baffling. I'll have to study this further.