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Posts by GAAAAALM

  1. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano hes from indonesia, he doesnt speak english that well give him a break. they probably dont have propane there

    Lol what.

    He probably just never had to cook for himself because the women do it. Teach him to be a good American and show him how to use a grill.
  2. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Giuliani seems more like he's taking benzos though.
  3. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania News link?

    1:28





  4. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I don't have the direct quote, but she basically said that if the US were to completely collapse she'd be more concerned with making sure israel continues to get paid than with rebuilding her own country

    If you don't have the direct quote than shut the fuck up.

    A lot of people bring up that thing about Bernie about how he said 'white people don't know what it's like to be poor' but he was telling a story and reciting something that someone said to him.

    Direct quote, or shut the fuck up.
  5. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano i had to show my roommate how to light a stove hes been here for a month

    That's fucking sad.
  6. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Why are Asians so retarded about drugs? You'd want to smoke a joint or five too if you worked in some death trap factory with suicide nets out the windows and lived in a shitty one room dwelling smaller than an actual jail cell.

    Why do Westerners find their culture so fascinating?

    Because they don't have any other exposure. Drug culture is not really a thing in their media, and the penalties for having drugs are really harsh and often punishable by death if you're found smuggling or with large amounts. Even foreigners get killed in China.

    Here's an interesting video where this dude talks about the drug education he's forced to teach to children in China:

  7. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice If I lived your life I would be depressed 24/7 and probably would have killed myself a long time ago. I can't imagine taking money from my parents as an adult.

    Guarantee you he doesn't even clean or cook or any of that shit. His mom probably still does his laundry.
  8. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hillary??

    Pelosi :)
  9. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by bigthink 4 months worth of cough syrup when I was 13.. or 14 idk

    4 months worth is a lot of cough syrup
  10. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i mean donald trump eats mcdonalds but he's a very successful business man.


    >filed for bankruptcy 7 times

  11. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania I said loosely, like Lanny's goatse hole.

    Thats pretty fuckin loose m8
  12. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    I wanna see some street and market pics.
  13. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian you really are stupid as fuck, you know that?

    26.6 million
  14. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania True but that would mean he's so drunk on his own power he confused the one in his neighbors yard for his own.

    Drunk like those two people defending him on the news?

    I guess if it was my job, I'd get drunk too.
  15. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian I had one too now I'm married to her.

    Speaking of tats she said she wanted to get one. I told her yea go ahead but then I get a tattoo of a swastika. No tattoos now.

    I never understood tattoos. So many people have unearned tattoos that its crazy. If you were in some military unit, yea get a tattoo of it if yall fought together and looked out for eachother. If you did a good amount of time, ye get some tattoos that say how much time you did and for what.

    I know people from back home who had to have their gang tattoos changed because the cops caught wind of their work, and they didn't want to be easily identified as violent criminals any time they get arrested for petty shit.

    A Russian getting a swastika tattoo LOL. What better way to shit on your own country.
  16. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Baggage means things like a mortgage, kids, etc.

    Besides your pedo conviction you have no baggage, being a weirdo doesn't count.

    Not what baggage means lol. Baggage is mostly emotional and means you have gone through some shit. Like aldra when he got raped by his uncles. He has a lot of baggage.
  17. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania lol his foot is stuck too

    He never specified WHICH swamp
  18. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Do they have cannabis in Japan or is there some wasabi counterpart.

    They just smoke the wasabi
  19. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    He's just draining the swamp leave him alone
  20. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania On topic, I learned if you are a guy and call a Chinese dude a Ching Chong, you must be gay because it's loosely translates into " Sweet Star"

    Would be more like shiang shing

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