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Posts by GAAAAALM

  1. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Big League jedi Remember when you could use Strength on the car behind the SS Anne to get Mew?

    Lies.

    The only way to get mew is the trainer glitch.
  2. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Wow you're a schizo. Not even any threats there, just ominous mention of 'they'.

    In any case, I have reported this to the authorities.
  3. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I just like a lot of people and they constantly fuck up stuff. I've only been fired like two or 3 times in my entire life. They didn't like that they messed everything up for me and they apologized but it wasn't sincere, it was more like a whimpy wimpy whimpers kinda thing.

    I've never been fired in my life. What kind of asshat gets fired for bad behavior?
  4. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Number13 1st world countries which are not commie.

    You're right. They're socialist, and it works out fantastically.
  5. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Got banned from reddit for minor sexualization because someone said 'yeah with a username like that you probably molest kids dont you'

    I said 'yea i molest them daily'

    3 day ban lol.
  6. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    sorry had to
  7. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER The white supremacist meeting where I meet with my sponsor daddy Luc Picard.

  8. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    3 minutes too long goodbye bottle
  9. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    What kinda meeting? Tell me more its all that keeps me from finishing this bottle
  10. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Thats not a really good reason to get drunk. *shrug*

    You only got part one of 7.

    Part 2 was that I was already drunk and couldn't sleep because of this weird violent fantasy

    So obviously the solution is to drink more

    If you want parts 8 and 9 you need to buy me polish lychee juice and some fried chicken first
  11. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo as a Canadian I'm afforded the opportunity to kick a baby seal everyday on my way to the deforestation factory

    Send pics
  12. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny people who don't enjoy coffee are either literally or emotionally and intellectually under the age of 13

    It's fucking gross nigga. Take your caffeine like a man and consume it in its pure form. Coffee is fucking gross. If I wanted to drink shit I'd pick up after my dog when I walk him.
  13. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Sry
  14. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Also life is scary
  15. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO REPRESS

    I'm angry over an old man who yelled at me and my mom in the grocery store parking lot. It was unexpected and we drove away like 1 second later. I keep fantasizing about choking him or stabbing him and am upset i didnt at least yell obscenities out of the window.
  16. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Sorry i failed
  17. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Yep 1am and I'm gonna chug whiskey like I'm in high school again
  18. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Plz watch 4 me

    Ok fine
  19. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    No wonder you can't keep a job
  20. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Always knew you were a kiddie fucker when you equated homosexuality to raping innocent children.
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