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  1. Originally posted by aldra now post detroit or baltimore

    Detroit


    Baltimore
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  2. LowFace Yung Blood
    Originally posted by mmQ Why didn't you want to be a female nurse?

    Because she fat. She shovel spoon like shovel in face. Eat all day lung. Eat with hand and mouth shovel stuffing food in face

    We healthy in China. We eat with sticks and take our time eating. You drop out of school and eat all day and live on welfare. When we win war we put you in reprogram jail and give you job. You sleep well
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  3. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    They should have a class action lawsuit for anybody that's gotten infections from there. But as a general rule, female healthcare workers are lazy sluts with too many tattoos.
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  4. Bradley Black Hole
    In Miami you can write the most insulting shit and if you put a rainbow and write the word gay somewhere on it or make it very clear you're a homosexual, you can get away with pretty much anything.
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  5. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and yet here we are, on the same bustop.

    Not me...I'm not a middle aged Asian virgin who has never touched a woman living with his Asian parents and riding a moped

    Everything you dream about doing (except fucking kids) I'd already done several times over while you were walking to the bus stop.
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  6. My dad used to make us find our own punishment "weapon"....I remember him lining me and my brother up and saying "Go to the shed and find the stick that you're going to be beat with, and be warned, if you come back with a small stick and I have to go and get a proper one, you'll get it 2x worse"

    It taught me discipline and now I'M A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN LIVING 4500 MILES AWAY FROM HIM.

    ETA: WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
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  7. Originally posted by Rape Monster My grandfather used to chase me around the house with a belt beating the shit out of me and I turned out fine

    he never had anything light, had he.
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  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Wariat there is no way shes 12 shes playing me somehow maybe trying to extort me or some shit. either that or shes a 12 yer old prostitute?

    How many times have you been extorted by these literal children? If I was one of these girls I'd drug, rob, and stab you and leave you in an alley. You're an easy mark with how retarded you are.
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  9. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Wariat there is no way she is 12. her friend showed me her own id or her friend is 16 plus she does not look 12. why play me like this? what is she trying to do?

    Quick! Find a law enforcement official and ask him if he’s seen her.
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  10. Originally posted by Wariat i really do want to have anal sex with her though. even though she said no when later i said if i go in slowly will you try it and can quit anytime butlets try it slowly she never said no.

    Your roof, your rules. If she needs a place to stay she doesn't get to decide where her tongue goes.
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  11. Originally posted by Wariat how many of you would choose thst or enjoy thwt as a career? making dog porn or being a video amateur proeucer with horrible quality camera work like thwt guy in thos tussian team videos?

    How much are you paying?
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  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    You have erectile dysfunction tho
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  13. Bradley Black Hole
    Have you ever dared to do the unthinkable?

    Meet someone in real life?

    How would having a single real life friend change your perspective?

    Directed at Speedy Parker, Wariat, RipTotse, Cocknose Hikkimori, and Ratface except Scron has a boyfriend so he has more than the rest of you combined in 1 friend.

    It's 1111 on Friday and I'm already drunk as fuck and my roommate is in jail on 2 felonies and a misdimeanor for domestic violance charges and wrongful imprisonment because he called 911 when i moved his laptop the night before and didn't remember it was on the chair's seat that was pushed instead of where it ALWAYS is on the dining room table. It was on the chair's seat and he freaked out at 4am, destroyed our house, called 911 blocked me from leaving while calling them and then hit me infront of the police. So his bail is 11,500 and I have about tree fiddy

    i did do this

    nmate:
    Number:
    Amount: 69.69
    Sender:
    FREE MY DADDY LOCKED UP IN THE DOG POUND
    Status: Received

    IMagine getting a receipt like that your first itme in jail at 61 on major felony charges for attacking ur roommate

    o and the police found the laptop as soon as a sober person looked under teh table, it was still plugged in...

    THe saga continues!
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  15. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It takes the Zlotys to find one…which you're not willing to part with.

    Didn't you have *2* willing to stay with your ALL weekend for $250…and you turned it down?

    Too expensive for his mom.
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  16. Prometheus Houston
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I've always said, places where you work alone at night you can easily get a friend in all black with a ski mask to come in with a gun and you split the cash. Have your friend rough you up a bit or tie you up to make it look legit.

    Better yet have the friend shoot out one of your eyes then you won’t be expected to ID him.
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  17. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    id do her
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    fire them out of a potato cannon into the pride parade
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  19. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CandyRein The Lord says "vengeance is mine" …I let God fight my battles…I'm not about that life

    Being consumed with seeking revenge is like drinking rat poison and then waiting for the rat to die.
    Imagine all the time you’ve wasted consumed with hate while the object of your obsession is blissfully living their life.
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  20. Dont worry dawg everyone in Lodz already thinks youre a fetal alcohol syndrome kid
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