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2020-05-25 at 7:32 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!you sound psychotic. I'm convinced everybody involved in this is the same person.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-25 at 5:36 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Man Poast and *edited* are haters.
"I could totally do better editing. I mean I'm not going to but I could."
It's not my job to motivate you to try a little harder. I had a lot of respect for your ambition with this project, and thought you were going to push yourself here. But instead, you settled for a disjointed mess and built a narrative that boiled down to cat-trafficing which I said was weak from the start. You asked me for criticism and advice for days, when you showed me your cut and I gave you solid advice to build a stronger narrative with a better build-up to "the reveal" that I already voiced was low hanging fruit, you brushed me off and released it everywhere anyways.Spend over four hours getting it all together and no one can do anything better.
I spent 8 hours getting my computer set up for audio and video editing and then hunting down all the the downloadable scraps you and poast sent me through Facebook, phone texts and YouTube videos because I had high suspicions you weren't going to have the work ethic to fulfill any real editing job. I had to work with absolute garbage, because you never authorized me to view any of the files you sent me over Google drive, and were passed out drunk when I had time to work on this and found out. I showed up late to work because I spent time I should have been sleeping working on your project.
I created my own footage to supplement yours, because I had an incoherent mess of low quality YouTube rips, text message downloads and Facebook uploads. You told me you'd be out of town and there was no rush to do work on my end, so I took that as an opportunity to *not* expedite giving you a demo of what you *could* be pulling off.
The very next day, I'm sleep deprived, grumpy and worn out from working on your shit in an effort to get you to keep pushing yourself, and you send me your cut. It's disjointed, it's absolutely rare as shit that the clips reflect anything to do with the audio, 90% of the footage is just reused from other videos you half assed, you include "the reveal" that the character you're portraying is just a cat-smuggler and answer ALL the mysteries of story halfway through--before the questions are even raised. Casper's final "meltdown landlord" call falls flat as shit, because the audience already knows the answers to everything he's mentioning.
And Casper was your fucking leading man here, selling it fucking fantastic, but for some reason you decided to interrupt his progressive descent into madness with some dude's rant talking about undressing people with your eyes? You definitely rounded up a great group of hilarious people to provide you with some hilarious audio, but instead of giving them the justice of a coherent narrative and footage fitting the slow boil of madness, you just slammed it all together and rode the coat tails of their talent.
Then, you ask me for critical advice on how to make it better, disregard me, release it, and when it doesn't catch as much attention as you anticipated, you keep fucking calling me for advice and trying to guilt me into doing the editing work FOR YOU ON AN ALREADY RELEASED PROJECT. I have tried telling you this TWO fucking times tonight. You keep baiting me to do the work you should have done to begin with.
What is the fucking point here? It's out. I hope you're happy with what you made. I *really* don't want to have to shit on you. This was the coolest thing you've done in years, and I hope you keep at it because you'll probably get better. You're willingness to embarass yourself is a real strength here, and it's obvious you have some solid people backing you up. Get it, son.
But seriously, fuck you for trying to bully me into doing the work you signed up for. Learn to rely on your own skills, and if you don't have them, build them up. You could have done better, I'd have helped you refine it, but it's out in the wild now. Nobody wants to see a rehash. You come at me with another good idea, and I might work up the motivation to dive in again.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-24 at 7:39 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Pm me an addy and ill send one to u
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2020-05-22 at 11:42 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!But dude, look at it! It even has a little tail! OMG is slipping in his old age or alcoholism. Might be time he retires from the lolcat business. He posted an undoctored photo of literal shit, and with a few strokes of paint I turned that motherfucker into an exact replica of a living breathing cat indistinguishable from the real thing.
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2020-05-22 at 11:08 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-05-22 at 2:45 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Long stories of mine shortened into short stories:
One time I approached and pet a wild deer and shortly after shadow boxed my dad into a pot of boiling water on my stomach and I practically died.
One time we were playing in cement tubes and eventually used 'isnt this the short cut to dairy queen' as our excuse when we got caught after a relatively short pursuit from the cops who were chasing us from a suspected criminal mischief report, or something.
One time I stayed in a random apt garage for 52 hours with my friend Jenny.
One time I sort of popped my pants at this bar called Sportman's. I lived a block away so I was able to run home. But i didnt have keys so i had to break the door.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-20 at 1:51 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-05-14 at 11:51 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Sometimes it feels like I'm the only one posting shit in this thread.
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2020-05-07 at 3:25 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!My tryhard party trick used to be downing 2x flaming quadruple shots of 151 back to back. Things i learned:
1) Its an excellent way to light your arm on fire on serveral different occasions
2) Theres almost no better way to go from completely sober to devastatingly plastered in 5 min
3) it makes your stomach feel like its melting
4) Even if you manage to not puke and salvage your pride curled up on the sofa like an infant, itll be short lived when girls are pounding on the bathroom door trying to use the bathroom while youve been in there 45 min pissing puerto rican scooter fuel out your shitpussy at warp speedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-07 at 3:19 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I love how theres always competing stories of how things went down at parties.
Homies said i tried to jack the cocaine bc they found me passed out with the whole 3 oz rock in my pocket that id taken off the bathroom mirror than id layed on the coffee table so we could be good hosts.
In REALITY April and her skanky friends had showed up uninvited and after i offered them lines, when i came back in the room they were nonchalantly breaking off chunks to wrap up in receipt paper and put in their purses. I put a stopto that real quick. If youre not sucking dick, you dont get a to-go box. Also at the time i was 19 and had pretty much gotten cocaine out of my systemin high school, so I was simply comatose from the oxy rails and Big Oopsies (tequila/ lime shot ...or really any hard liquor shot...mixed with xanax powder).
So....competing versions.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-07 at 2:39 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I'm probably remembering it wrong but in my head it was epic. Just one violent splurge of puke that got some air. He was on his back so the puke went straight up before coming back down.
I *wish* that's what had happened, but pictures of the event, nobody else remembering that having happened, and my clothes being puke-free the next day all tell a much more boring story of me puking in a bucket.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-07 at 4:51 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-03 at 5:21 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I bet you OOZE autism in real life. I would suck your slimy dick like the faggot you are.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-03 at 4:49 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Watched 'The Hills Have Eyes' a couple nights ago. That movie is way more brutal than I remember.
If someone wants it I'll email it to them.
Lol yeah i chose it to put on at one of our parties when i was like 20. Theres like 10 guys and ten girls all milling around a house drinking, eating, talking. A few people are on the sofa, a few are just standing watching here and there. It gets to the rape scene, and pretty much every girl in the party (minus our two requisite brohoes) has a super visceral reaction. Some are covering their faces. Some are getting loud telling us to turn it the fuck off, and who chose this shit,NOT COOL. Every single one of my guy friends is just in tears laughing “AGHHHHHHAAHAHAH! SHES GETTING RAPED BY A FUCKING RETARD!!”
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2020-04-29 at 7:49 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!AWWWWWW SHEEIT HAPPY BURFDAY FAMThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-21 at 8:41 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-19 at 7:26 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!“I have my shit together.” - OMGPLZDNTBANThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-18 at 9:46 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!One time back at the old house, we had these neighbors who were being evicted. They had been coming over slumming it for several weeks and finally just asked if they could crash with us once they were officially evicted. It was decided that they could stay for awhile, if we could loot and trash their place. I woke up the next day covered head to toe in paint, half eaten chicken drumstick hanging out of my mouth, and a large gash on my foot that was soaked with paint. I heard later that there were footprints all over the walls. There were paint footprints leading back to our house. Everyone said I ruined the entire experience. It was cool for me tho because they had been steady at work through the night, salvaging what they could, and the house was now more fully furnished. The kids that agreed to let it all go down, they didn’t last long. They refused to shower. One time the girl was walking around trying to relate and visibly had a large period stain on her crotch. It was so big and serious that it was obvious she actually had mental problems. We all felt bad for her and were tempted to beat up her boyfriend on several occasions. Eventually their hygiene led to them being kicked out. We weren't saints by any means, the house was absolutely trashed at all times, but we had a shower, washer, and dryer so they had no excuse to stink. That’s the carpet’s job. I remember one day we came home and they were crusty as shit “hanging out” refusing to shower. I flat out told them, we are all going to a big disgusting party tonight, and that I wanted them showered, and the whole house cleaned by the time we got back. We came home to a clean house that night.
I remember another eviction party, we were pitching each other dinner plates with a baseball bat in the living room. I took a piece of porcelain to the ear at high speed. We pushed the tv out the front, second story window. It was a duplex with one entrance, and the tv wasn’t a flat screen. Eventually the hosts brought us all to their closed bedroom door and told us “okay guys we got a bunch of stuff in here that we don’t want so go at it.” They build the hype and throw open the door. It’s several black bags full of random shit, with other junk scattered about the room. We all pile in and aggressively tear through the bags, fighting over shit, breaking shit, dragging big things into the living room to pitch. I very hazily remember walking through the kitchen verging on blacking out, just lazily smashing stacks of cups and plates with a ball-peen hammer. As we were all leaving, I went back to the bedroom and pissed all over the ripped up bags and other junk we didn’t steal. They didn’t give a fuck. This couple wasn’t even asking to stay at our house, they were just pissed at their landlord and knew that we could get the job done. Eviction parties are the best.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-04-16 at 9:53 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!also
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2020-04-16 at 9:52 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I also don't know what the Turner Diaries are. Poast and him were probably rattling off and I zoned out doing something else because I don't care.
You were paranoid about being put on a watchlist for discussing radical white nationalist literature. Also poast was drunk asking you if you thought you were free of the zionist conspiracy and like have YOU ever seen a jedi corpse and you were like OMG SHUT UP DUDE IMMA HANG UP cuz ur lady was in the same room or something. Idk. It was amusing,The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
