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2019-12-10 at 11:29 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Poast plz reupload videos so we can relive our misspent youth thxThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-17 at 2:44 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead There's probably a degree of conspiracy involved. Less "aliens dunnit!" and more "government incompetence covering up for more government incompetence."
No real closure. The people her death effected are still working on figuring out what to make of it all. Again, I appreciate you being considerate. Thanks, dude. Shit'll work itself out or it won't. I suck at getting over stuff, but as long as I'm still alive, every day's another opportunity to move on and better support the people she cared about.
yeah stay strong brother. Sometimes the passage of time is the only solace you can get from some things.
I'm sorry I said man so many times in my previous postThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-17 at 7:33 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the x-files OST just fired in the back of my head after reading this.
There's probably a degree of conspiracy involved. Less "aliens dunnit!" and more "government incompetence covering up for more government incompetence."
Originally posted by Sudo wow man, I'm really sorry to hear that…Do you have any indicators or any sense of closure after all that?
No real closure. The people her death effected are still working on figuring out what to make of it all. Again, I appreciate you being considerate. Thanks, dude. Shit'll work itself out or it won't. I suck at getting over stuff, but as long as I'm still alive, every day's another opportunity to move on and better support the people she cared about.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-17 at 5 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Yeah. I was drinking a lot back when I was living with her. WifeDead reminded me how big of a piece of shit I was when I didn't get my $300 deposit back when we moved out. I was a drunken dousche constantly hassling her for some months.
It wasn't until years later I realized it was Poasts gay faggot girl friend trying to influence her. I think. I was living on a matress in the living room and paying the same rent as people who had private rooms. One time Poast and his girl friend came home after a party while I was reading Calvin and Hobbes. She berated and belittled me until I just went for a jog. She was pissing me off so bad even Poast was trying to tell her to leave me alone and that she was being irrational. Poast was such a pussy whipped bitch he didn't defend me too hard.
Good times.
Sounds like she did the right thing you man child. I hope she emasculated you in front of company whenever there was an opportunity.
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead I appreciate it, bro. Without getting into too many details, because I'll just end up sounding like an angry and edgy fucking prick, she did legitimately die. I don't even know how she died. But I know how much her brain weighs and how her spleen reacts to being cut in half. Where's the fucking justice in that?
wow man, I'm really sorry to hear that. I can't pretend to have any idea what that might have been like for you. I've dealt with death quite a bit but that's a scenario no one should have to go through. Do you have any indicators or any sense of closure after all that? If you ever feel like bouncing anything tragic off me feel free man. I'm very sorry for that man, that's insane and I hope you've found ways of dealing with it that weren't too destructive. I know that's the route I'd be going man.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-15 at 8:33 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-15 at 8:44 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-15 at 8:34 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN This guy once drove us out of town to his house. Lended Poast a DVD, then drove right by us leaving Poast and I to walk a hella long ways. Poast eventually returned the movie but not before he wrote nigger all over the actual DVD.
You forgot to mention we rented all the faces of death and bum fights videos on his video rental account because we knew his name and password, then never returned them. He called us up bitching about his late charges weeks later, but ultimately just said “this needs to stop.” Sometime later at skool I gave his original thrashed DVD back just to spite him for leaving us behind. It was in the case, but the disk itself was scratched to shit and dripping with ink. He ditched us far from home cause he was trying to impress his fat and gross girlfriend. Been there, but fuck him. I remember we were hitch hiking home and a guy pulled over and said he only had room for one. We looked at each other for one last goodbye before I climbed into the farm truck, fully prepared to be abducted and murdered. I really took one for the team that day.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-15 at 4:10 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN We both agreed that a girl was about to kick our ass.
She had at least 100 pounds on us, and was FURIOUS. I don't think either of us had the balls to punch a fat woman at the time, so we both mutually knew if we stuck around for one of us to get grabbed, they'd be getting their shit kicked in by a fat woman. Some battles are only truly won through retreats.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-15 at 3:02 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Fucking lulz. Who was the 'actress'? And why are you into fisting porn? And where is that video of that guy fisting another dude up to the elbow before literally shoving his foot in his butt?
God. This story brings more questions than answers.
Don't remember the chick's name, deleted the text because I was cringing out fucking hard. It didn't stop the message from getting sent, I just didn't want to see it in my chat log anymore. Out of sight, out of mind, amirite?
I'm not in to anal fisting porn. I was just bored as shit and going down the rabbit hole on Pornhub because I was bored as shit on a 12 hour shift with nobody to shoot the shit with.
And the guy didn't go elbow deep in that old video. He went fucking ARMPIT deep. Other guy was taking it like a champ, then when they switched roles, the guy that just shoved his ripped muscled arm up another guy's ass is basically screaming in pain when the other guy's just shoving a dick up his butt. I honestly have no clue what ever happened to that video. It was fucking hilarious.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-15 at 2:17 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Anyone have a funny anecdotal story to share? This thread has it all!
For work, we have to check in every hour by text in a group message. I just copy/paste the same message so I only have to write the new time every hour.
Well last week, I was looking up bizarre porn while working, and guess I copied one of the actress's names between the hours of 1am and 2am. At 2am sharp, I send the message "0200*name of pornstar that if you google it is just footage of her anally fisting herself*"
I hit send before even reading the message. Nobody has commented on the fuckup, so I'm hoping the other guys were sleeping or just didn't notice. Either way, I quit that job for unrelated reasons. Last day is this weekend.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-14 at 12:57 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-12 at 5:28 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Only the same thing you've been threatening for two months.
Over a made up confrontation. You got it buddy. Love you regardless. Get some.
This defeatist attitude is literally the most homosexual thing you've ever done, and I've seen you give a dude a hickie so hard he bled.
That dude was me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-09 at 6:10 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead Keep sticking it to the man, Greenspam. OMG is just an outdated symbol of the failed patriarchy. Motherfucker needs to be smashed into servitude. Who the FUCK does he think he is with these double standards on what's off or on topic? I say we go to HIS house, and delete him off our facebook friends list. Right in fucking front of him. See how HE likes it when he's the one getting the boot.
I am starting to think OMG is Andy Dick. He's sad because he's really old and creepy and can't face the fact he is a-gay.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-09 at 12:50 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-09 at 12:20 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!So You can go off topic but I can't say stuff OT?
WOW.. JUST WOWThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-09 at 12:20 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-05 at 7:48 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!It's absolute bullshit that I can't thank my own posts.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-05 at 7:46 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!You know what, maybe OMG is just exhausted working tirelessly for us. He gave so many lolcats, and never asked for anything in return. I took it upon myself to make one for him.
Despite what our current facebook situation would lead you to believe, OMG and I *were* friends once upon a time, so I made this one especially for him.
Bro, I remember you used to have the biggest crush on Sarah Jessica Parker. Hope you like it!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-31 at 9:24 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I started writing a story but I got tired. Maybe I need another thanks.
And have I mentioned how great this thread is? I mean WOWThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-31 at 7:43 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!saludThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
