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2020-05-24 at 4:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead I told you like 2 years ago to get Hitfilm Express. Shit's free and a pretty powerful video editor. We talked for like 2 or 3 weeks about it, and you said you were going to get into it. If you're actually going to get into some video editing, shit or get off the pot you little bitch.
I down loaded. Gonna take some time getting used to it. -
2020-05-24 at 4:33 PM UTCHoly fuck! Page 60!
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2020-05-24 at 4:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER why did i become bostonian halfway through. Continuity error.
I think the worst continuity error is I'm wearing a shirt boxing the cat and shirtless throwing it in the dumpster.
That was an awkward shot to get as I'm getting undressed for the shot, then dressing again after. The whole time cars are going up and down the street watching some fat guy doing god knows what. Then any neighbors who were watching saw me getting dressed and struggling to get the box out of the dumpster with out jumping in. Street footage is funny but you really can't give a fuck. I just hope it'll be funny and try to go home as soon as possible. -
2020-05-24 at 5:08 PM UTCThe band is back together. Three OG Butthole ladies collabd on one project.
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2020-05-24 at 5:10 PM UTCI was picturing a low shot with the camera in the gutter, just showing your torso and legs jutting out into the street. Car pulls up and honks, someone yells something. You sit upright and into frame, looking disheveled.
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2020-05-24 at 5:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Thanks but I'm running out of ideas. Need help. Anything you got. I'm bouncing ideas off a bunch of people to get a working concept. I have a bunch of people I can reach out to that can give advice. My uncle is telling me to buy better editing software because movie maker can only get me so far. I'm looking to buy a camera and tripod to do this big.
If anyone has any stupid ideas let me know.
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2020-05-24 at 5:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I was picturing a low shot with the camera in the gutter, just showing your torso and legs jutting out into the street. Car pulls up and honks, someone yells something. You sit upright and into frame, looking disheveled.
I've done so much degenerate footage I think it's time to move on to more. I need to get a camera, tripod and better ideas.
Like I've said, I think the cat angle is funny. Nothing has hit yet but I can probably get people to take video of their cats and put it like it's an ad and I'm a scummy used cats salesman. Could be funny.
I would need *edited* help in creating over lays. I'm not sure it would work though unless I can find more cats. I think the idea would be shittily dressed but trying to look good and over hyping a cat. "You see this one?! Only 200 miles on it! Refurbished fur and only a couple dents!"
I'm wondering if I might have to actually start stealing cats. That idea needs a lot of work because I only have one cat. I'm definitely not going door to door asking if I can fuck with peoples cats.
Fuck me. Like everything I take it too far. I might go door to door. It sounds so stupid.
"Hi. Umm I'm making a video and was wondering if you have a cat? Would you mind if I pretend to be a sleazy cat salesman? No? Ok. I appreciate it and have a good day." -
2020-05-24 at 5:51 PM UTC
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2020-05-24 at 5:56 PM UTCI'm really getting tired of getting street footage. I come off as the biggest weirdo as I explain my idea. Most people just say no and I try to act like a normal person after I asked them the weirdest request they've ever heard.
It might be different if I had another person with a camera but my ideas aren't for normies. It's just one random guy asking something that no one gets. It's a hard sale. -
2020-05-24 at 6:08 PM UTC
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2020-05-24 at 7:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you already have access to a construction site.
That was a random old guy building a shed. I just took footage of me in a culvert but none of it usable.
Casper, you still have that tripod? I was trying to balance my phone on my back pack. Took forever to set it up with neighbors watching. It was awkward and I hate taking street footage. -
2020-05-24 at 7:39 PM UTCPm me an addy and ill send one to u
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2020-05-24 at 9:52 PM UTCJust bored and fucking with Reno. I'm trying to move away from degenerate videos but, they're kinda easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZwVUnR9WVw&fbclid=IwAR3QPs4D8yIzdk_flMgtFs99D_1MyQ-QSzqsGRlqM_cVPq4VF7MJ9lwGnZM -
2020-05-24 at 10:17 PM UTCGot a buddy with three cats who's down with the used cat salesman idea. I'm going to need *edited* to help out with the final footage I can get. If anyone is down to send me footage of their cat, preferably putting them in a box, let me know.
I think I'm going to be a sleazy cat salesman but the idea isn't fully formed yet. Better yet, box up your cat and mail it to me.
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2020-05-25 at 2:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Just bored and fucking with Reno. I'm trying to move away from degenerate videos but, they're kinda easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZwVUnR9WVw&fbclid=IwAR3QPs4D8yIzdk_flMgtFs99D_1MyQ-QSzqsGRlqM_cVPq4VF7MJ9lwGnZM
lol youtube already removed it for terms of service. Jesus i fucking hate JooTube. Put shit on bitchute -
2020-05-25 at 3:21 AM UTC
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2020-05-25 at 3:26 AM UTCNever mind. They removed it again.
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2020-05-25 at 3:39 AM UTCDude youtube is dogshit. They deserve to go under.
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2020-05-25 at 4:24 AM UTCMan Poast and *edited* are haters.
"I could totally do better editing. I mean I'm not going to but I could."
I even gave them all raw audio and footage including the super cuts. I tell them to show me up but I already ruined it apparently by putting it out. Spend over four hours getting it all together and no one can do anything better.
I'm just butt hurt I guess. The two people I wanted to make laugh the most say it sucks.
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2020-05-25 at 5:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Man Poast and *edited* are haters.
"I could totally do better editing. I mean I'm not going to but I could."
It's not my job to motivate you to try a little harder. I had a lot of respect for your ambition with this project, and thought you were going to push yourself here. But instead, you settled for a disjointed mess and built a narrative that boiled down to cat-trafficing which I said was weak from the start. You asked me for criticism and advice for days, when you showed me your cut and I gave you solid advice to build a stronger narrative with a better build-up to "the reveal" that I already voiced was low hanging fruit, you brushed me off and released it everywhere anyways.Spend over four hours getting it all together and no one can do anything better.
I spent 8 hours getting my computer set up for audio and video editing and then hunting down all the the downloadable scraps you and poast sent me through Facebook, phone texts and YouTube videos because I had high suspicions you weren't going to have the work ethic to fulfill any real editing job. I had to work with absolute garbage, because you never authorized me to view any of the files you sent me over Google drive, and were passed out drunk when I had time to work on this and found out. I showed up late to work because I spent time I should have been sleeping working on your project.
I created my own footage to supplement yours, because I had an incoherent mess of low quality YouTube rips, text message downloads and Facebook uploads. You told me you'd be out of town and there was no rush to do work on my end, so I took that as an opportunity to *not* expedite giving you a demo of what you *could* be pulling off.
The very next day, I'm sleep deprived, grumpy and worn out from working on your shit in an effort to get you to keep pushing yourself, and you send me your cut. It's disjointed, it's absolutely rare as shit that the clips reflect anything to do with the audio, 90% of the footage is just reused from other videos you half assed, you include "the reveal" that the character you're portraying is just a cat-smuggler and answer ALL the mysteries of story halfway through--before the questions are even raised. Casper's final "meltdown landlord" call falls flat as shit, because the audience already knows the answers to everything he's mentioning.
And Casper was your fucking leading man here, selling it fucking fantastic, but for some reason you decided to interrupt his progressive descent into madness with some dude's rant talking about undressing people with your eyes? You definitely rounded up a great group of hilarious people to provide you with some hilarious audio, but instead of giving them the justice of a coherent narrative and footage fitting the slow boil of madness, you just slammed it all together and rode the coat tails of their talent.
Then, you ask me for critical advice on how to make it better, disregard me, release it, and when it doesn't catch as much attention as you anticipated, you keep fucking calling me for advice and trying to guilt me into doing the editing work FOR YOU ON AN ALREADY RELEASED PROJECT. I have tried telling you this TWO fucking times tonight. You keep baiting me to do the work you should have done to begin with.
What is the fucking point here? It's out. I hope you're happy with what you made. I *really* don't want to have to shit on you. This was the coolest thing you've done in years, and I hope you keep at it because you'll probably get better. You're willingness to embarass yourself is a real strength here, and it's obvious you have some solid people backing you up. Get it, son.
But seriously, fuck you for trying to bully me into doing the work you signed up for. Learn to rely on your own skills, and if you don't have them, build them up. You could have done better, I'd have helped you refine it, but it's out in the wild now. Nobody wants to see a rehash. You come at me with another good idea, and I might work up the motivation to dive in again.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
