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2020-06-01 at 8:23 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!One time, uhhh....
I tied a shoelace around a cat and watched it run around the house as the string was chasing it. -
2020-06-01 at 8:22 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead Fuck OMG, let's mutiny this shit into a successful thread–one that meets deadlines, one that has the 69 Sundays HE FUCKING PROMISED US, one that's not ONLY the longest, but also the GIRTHIEST. OMG may have laid some decent groundwork, but me and you, buddy, we're ushering in a golden age of obscenely long internet forum discussions.
Or at the very least, let's make a lot of noise about hijacking his shit then get bored and bail somewhere halfway through page 68, and then never let anyone forget how we turned this shitshow around and they should all be thanking us for quality we never provided.
Fuck. Don't hi jack page 68. Fuck me. Me and my stupid ideas. -
2020-06-01 at 6:02 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead I ain't gonna go back through all that shit. Do you have any idea of how long this thread is?
It's 10:55pm my time right now. You have 1 hour and 5 minutes to deliver, or imma call you a fucking phoney in front of goddamn everyone. Put up or shut up, motherfucker.
Lulz. I still never made that claim. I'd rather have quality over quantity in THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET! -
2020-06-01 at 5:15 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-06-01 at 4:52 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-06-01 at 3:03 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!It's just a joke people!
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2020-06-01 at 3:02 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!It's just been a really bad day for me. But you know? When life looks shitty, stop and realize it could be a lot worse.
Except for for MexicanMasterRace. He'll always be mexican. Poor guy. I feel for him.
My online presence basically guarantees I'll never run for public office. But atleast I'm not mexican. -
2020-06-01 at 2:58 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-06-01 at 2:46 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!i
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2020-06-01 at 2:10 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I'm bored waiting for my camera to shoe up so... Back to fucking with Reno! I posted on facebook about how I'm training to kick his ass.
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2020-06-01 at 1:02 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by CASPER Friend had a girl come over to tutor him at our party house during hs. Little did she know house was full of drunk and high delinquent dudes. She was a good sport, but drunk friend ended up making out with her and going u der her shirt to cup some titty.
He asked me afterwards if he had sexually assaulted her and i said “yeah i think so prolly”
I'll give you another 100% custom LOLcat in THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET but right now I'm getting quotes from the original Twilight Zone show. Lotta irons in the fire, y'know? -
2020-05-31 at 11:50 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by Headspin So when I got out, it had already been over 4 and a half years since I got laid, been in a relationship, whatever. So naturally I turn to online dating, especially considering everything was getting put on lockdown because of the coronavirus.
Lots of dead ends, made a couple friends (although one isnt talking to me right now and I'm giving her some space, but I miss that girl, shes on a whole other level compared to most people I've met), and at that point there was one "woman" who I was talking to regularly. Someone who expressed interest in me and sounded like she wanted to continue going deeper.
Now, mind you, this woman, you would have never been able to tell she was ever a dude. She gave no hints other than asking me if I was open minded in the beginning. I asked her what she meant (which is basically obvious expression now to me) and she didnt explain.
She was Guatemala native, and there was a large translation gap between us so a lot of the things she would say I would chalk up to that. I guess I was naive about it, and maybe didnt want to think that there was any possibility for this person to be ts. I even remember at one point being slightly suspicious and from that moment held any emotional connection off until I knew for sure.
A couple weeks later it turned out that she was TS, and initially I got upset and asked her why she didnt tell me that at first. After a few moments reflection, I told her it was ok and that I understood, but that I just wasnt attracted to that type. She cried, and to he honest that TS was the most beautiful man I ever met and I dont give a fuck what ya'll think.
She was a good person, and not like most TS you meet who are all promiscuous and idk, you know how they act I guess.
My coworkers got a kick out of that story because they were following the whole thing along with me while i was talking to her. We all agreed that you would never had been able to tell unless she came out and said it.
Still single, still haven't been laid in 5 motha fuckin years. I'm chillin though, I'm not the type to force that type of thing and plus, I got the advantage to be picky about my next woman at this point.
Great post. I'll give you a free 100% custom LOLcat in THE LONGEST THREAD IN THE INTERNET. But I'm not in the mood right now.
If you have anything specific you want 100% free custom LOLcatted send it my way. It's been a rough day for me. -
2020-05-31 at 8:34 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead Dude, it's late Saturday. You fucking promised me that we'd be celebrating 69 Sunday. PROMISED!
You fuckijg coward.
If you go back in THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET you'll see I never made that claim.
Now it's turning into random bumps with no quality. You cock suckers want free 100% custom LOLcats? Contribute to the thread with some substance. Not low level bumps. Here, I'll show you how it's done:
A long time ago Poast was at a party. There was a beer bong. He was already wasted so wen he did the beer bong it make him puke off the porch. Did this stop Poast? Nope. He did the exact same thing again. Beer bong and puke off the porch. This still didn't stop him. He just beer bonging and puking back to back. We all thought it was funny. Man I wish I had that on film. -
2020-05-31 at 12 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Page 66 faggots.
What were you locked up for? -
2020-05-30 at 9:27 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-05-30 at 7:45 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-05-30 at 7:09 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!A buddy is getting me in contact with one of his buddies because his buddie knows a ton about filming or something. I'm waiting for the phone call. But in the mean time he wants my help with one of his videos. He didn't give me a lot to use and went to bed so I just tried to throw a bunch of music over the 20 seconds he took.
Obviously some of it is a joke and the Willie Nelson 'Buddy' song doesn't fit at all. The audio is all over the place but I didn't care. It's just an idea at this point so I'm not going to waste my time trying to make it perfect. I'm trying to give him an idea first.
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2020-05-30 at 12:26 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Page 65 bitches!
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2020-05-29 at 10:01 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-05-29 at 8:48 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood 69 by sunday
Not at this rate. But then again, I don't even know what day it is. I'm guessing wednesday? Totally serious with this line.
Fuck. I checked. It's friday. I have under two days left to see if I win the bid on the camera. Waiting on Caspers tri pod. Then I can move on with building the studio.
